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i'm adding him to my watch list. it's not inconceivable he plays his way into the starting lineup; he's probably a better QB than jamarcus

 
That pigeon got more airtime than any other single player in that game. It was constantly hanging out in the middle of play. Players were running right by it as it strutted around looking for grass seed. The cameras were constantly zooming in on it. I think it was on the field for the entire second half. Funny stuff!

 
This is funny as H E "double hockey sticks" to see. At the game we watched and commented on the pigeon all day. It was there since the second quarter and would not leave. It was chased by Murphy at one point, sparyed water on from a gatorade bottle by a postion coach, run over, run through and run around multiple times. The pigeon was not leaving! Keep in mind it stayed in the area that just got new sod and new seed to cover the baseball in-field. It was amazing that no other birds were coming around for the new seed and we speculated that the pigeon just could not fly, due to how much he was eating, kind of similar to watching Jamarcus most of the year.

 
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extremely funny. especially on the kickoff.

the amazing thing was that he stayed in his lane on the kickoff.

 
It was chased by Murphy at one point, sprayed water on from a gatorade bottle by a postion coach, run over, run through and run around multiple times. The pigeon was not leaving!
I'm picturing one of those celebratory Gatorade showers, congratulating the bird on his exceptional work. :thumbup:
 
Top Ten Reasons the Raiders should promote The Pigeon to the starting lineup:

10. Won't require a seat on team flights.

9. Even Jamarcus Russell can't out-throw him.

8. "I realize you did not want to draft The Pigeon. The Pigeon is a great player. Get over it!"

7. He can really fly around the field.

6. Willing to sign 5 year contract for 30 bags of birdseed with only 20 bags guaranteed up front.

5. Best 40 time at the combine.

4. Has friends who are lame ducks so is already comfortable with Russell's passing style.

3. Opposing QBs afraid of possible consequences for running "statue" of liberty play.

2. Responsible for new Raider slogan: "Just Wing, Baby!"

And the number 1 reason that the Raiders should promote The Pigeon to the starting lineup...

1. Because everyone else on the Raiders sucks.

 
After watching the game yesterday, I'm tempted to drop the Eagles D and pick up the Raiders D. But that's only if The Pigeon is part of the Raiders D.

 
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Top Ten Reasons the Raiders should promote The Pigeon to the starting lineup:

10. Won't require a seat on team flights.

9. Even Jamarcus Russell can't out-throw him.

8. "I realize you did not want to draft The Pigeon. The Pigeon is a great player. Get over it!"

7. He can really fly around the field.

6. Willing to sign 5 year contract for 30 bags of birdseed with only 20 bags guaranteed up front.

5. Best 40 time at the combine.

4. Has friends who are lame ducks so is already comfortable with Russell's passing style.

3. Opposing QBs afraid of possible consequences for running "statue" of liberty play.

2. Responsible for new Raider slogan: "Just Wing, Baby!"

And the number 1 reason that the Raiders should promote The Pigeon to the starting lineup...

1. Because everyone else on the Raiders sucks.
:lmao:
 
I guess I should also mention the Oakland Pigeon is the 24th "man" on my subscriber contest entry.

While the first 23 took up all $250, I was fortunate enough to hire this guy for ... :stalker:

 

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