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Nike HyperAdapt 1.0 -Self-lacing (1 Viewer)
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BigSteelThrill
Footballguy
Cool, I guess.
“Your heel will hit a sensor and the system will automatically tighten,” explains Tiffany Beers, the project’s technical lead. “Then there are two buttons on the side to tighten and loosen. You can adjust it until it’s perfect.”
“Your heel will hit a sensor and the system will automatically tighten,” explains Tiffany Beers, the project’s technical lead. “Then there are two buttons on the side to tighten and loosen. You can adjust it until it’s perfect.”
The General
Footballguy
Back in my day we had to tie our own shoes.
Bull Dozier
Footballguy
Need these for my 14 year old who can't keep his shoes tied.
Galileo
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Leroy Hoard
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cstu
Footballguy
LAUNCH
Footballguy
https://youtu.be/uZJ2bq12JSI
Introducing Nike Adapt BB, designed with electro adaptive reactive lacing that automatically locks you in at the press of a button.
Introducing Nike Adapt BB, designed with electro adaptive reactive lacing that automatically locks you in at the press of a button.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
LAUNCH
Footballguy
Chaka
Footballguy
Yup. If they're gonna go in the app enabled shoe direction they should start with tank treads or something like that. I've always thought walking is for suckers but I'm too young for a Rascal.
Exactly what I thought. Can’t wait until Tatum’s shoes get hacked as he’s on a breakaway in the Conference Finals, blows a tire and stares at his feet in disbelief as the camera slowly zooms from him to a mischievous looking @modogg as he slowly puts his phone into his pocket.
BoltBacker
Footballguy
One step back but two step forwards, my man.Otis said:
You are forgetting all that you need to do is spend several hundred dollars for the smartwatch that enables you to keep the thousand dollar phone in your pocket to tie the shoes... that only cost a few hundred dollars by themselves.
The boys in R&D have moved on to working on a new method of combing hair but most people may have to raise the credit limit on their card(s).
AAABatteries
Footballguy
Your butler gets his phone out - come on man.Otis said:
Ned
Footballguy
I'm holding out on buying these until V2.0 comes out where you can summon your shoes with your phone.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
AAABatteries
Footballguy
ProstheticRGK
Footballguy
For $44.99/mo. you can get the Nike version of OnStar for these. When the shoes sense you're putting them on, it initiates a call to the service center and they tighten and loosen them for you remotely.Otis said:
Nike: Hi, this is Steve with LaceUps, how can I help you today?
Otis: Yeah, Steve, I'm in. Tighten me up.
Nike: Sure thing, sir. Initiating the sequence now... and you should be at a 13. How's that feel?
Otis: a little tight, Steve.
Nike: Ah, yes. You Apple watch is telling us you're a little bloated. Did you get into the red wine last night? I'm gonna take you down to an 11.
Otis: uh, yeah, business trip... client dinner... nvm. Yeah, that feels good.
Nike: Ok, sir, I'm just gonna stay on the line with you while you practice a couple pull-up J's. And thank you for choosing Nike.
