***Offical Breaking News***Bonderman... (1 Viewer)

[Greco]

In an unusual development, Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Jeremy Bonderman has given up a run in the 1st inning of the game today.

Shocking...you may now go back to whatever else you had planned for the day.

 

[Anthony Borbely]

In an unusual development, Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Jeremy Bonderman has given up a run in the 1st inning of a the game today.Shocking...you may now go back to whatever else you had planned for the day.

I notice he never throws a high fastball...thus never changing the eye level of the batters. Combining this with him not having a 3rd pitch he is confident is are the 2 big reasons he has struggled. He would be lights out if he had an off speed pitch, either a curve or a change. He has to get over the mental thing that is causing his first inning woes.

 

[Greco]

The guy is a mental midget.

 

[SofaKings]

In an unusual development, Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Jeremy Bonderman has given up a run in the 1st inning of a the game today.Shocking...you may now go back to whatever else you had planned for the day.

I notice he never throws a high fastball...thus never changing the eye level of the batters. Combining this with him not having a 3rd pitch he is confident is are the 2 big reasons he has struggled. He would be lights out if he had an off speed pitch, either a curve or a change. He has to get over the mental thing that is causing his first inning woes.

So is his problem mental or merely lack of a 3rd pitch?

 

[Greco]

Headcase. And poor location with two strike counts.

 

[whoknew]

The guy is a mental midget.

This is a problem, I think. He may just be too dumb to be a good pitcher.

 

[Greco]

The guy is a mental midget.

This is a problem, I think. He may just be too dumb to be a good pitcher.

I think this is exactly right, unfortunately.

 

[SofaKings]

Headcase. And poor location with two strike counts.

I was waiting for the King of Detroit to answer.

 

[Greco]

Headcase. And poor location with two strike counts.

I was waiting for the King of Detroit to answer.

You mean Doctor Dearborn?

 

[turleyfan]

Not that it matters a hill of beans what I think, but I can't believe how far he has fallen, and how fast. I am sitting him this week (tomorrow, is it?) against the...

Kansas

City

Royals.

You know a guy has hit rock bottom when you can't trust him against the Royals.

 

[Greco]

Not that it matters a hill of beans what I think, but I can't believe how far he has fallen, and how fast. I am sitting him this week (tomorrow, is it?) against the...KansasCityRoyals.You know a guy has hit rock bottom when you can't trust him against the Royals.

And I called him the "ace".

 

[Anthony Borbely]

In an unusual development, Detroit Tigers starting pitcher Jeremy Bonderman has given up a run in the 1st inning of a the game today.Shocking...you may now go back to whatever else you had planned for the day.

I notice he never throws a high fastball...thus never changing the eye level of the batters. Combining this with him not having a 3rd pitch he is confident is are the 2 big reasons he has struggled. He would be lights out if he had an off speed pitch, either a curve or a change. He has to get over the mental thing that is causing his first inning woes.

So is his problem mental or merely lack of a 3rd pitch?

His first inning problem is definitely mental.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

time to trade bondo this offseason

 

[Greco]

time to trade bondo this offseason

When he blew up, having a little hissy fit when Leyland took him out of a post season game last year (can't remember which game, exactly), I thought he was gone then. I think his value is too high, long term, to trade, but God he needs some serious offseason mental help. He is a total, gone fishing, out to lunch, nut job.

 

[turleyfan]

Bite me, Bonderman. Nice game on my bench today.

(Although 3 K's suggest it wasn't so much that he was good, but rather that the Royals are, you know, the Royals.)

 

[Greco]

Go figure. The man's a menace!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The guy is a mental midget.

This is a problem, I think. He may just be too dumb to be a good pitcher.

I think this is exactly right, unfortunately.

He was not only drafted out of high school, he was drafted out of the 11th grade due his being old enough at the time. I blame his longer hair now. He used to have a one razor cut, not he has about a four.

 

[Greco]

The guy is a mental midget.

This is a problem, I think. He may just be too dumb to be a good pitcher.

I think this is exactly right, unfortunately.

He was not only drafted out of high school, he was drafted out of the 11th grade due his being old enough at the time. I blame his longer hair now. He used to have a one razor cut, not he has about a four.

Maybe he should start wearing women's underwear and breathing through his eye lids.

 

[Greco]

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[Doctor Detroit]

time to trade bondo this offseason

XBiggest X in the history of the innermess. Guy is one of the fastest to 50 wins in modern baseball and he proved his worth in the playoffs last year. Check the 1st and second half splits, he's been hurt for awhile. No way he should be traded.

 

[wilked]

Jesus, this guy sucks

 

[Greco]

He may be the second dumbest player in the history of baseball. Only Shoeless Joe and his legendary dumbness surpasses good ol' Box of Rocks Bondo.