***Official 2014 World Cup Thread*** (7 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

So to recap for someone without soccer knowledge... This is the equivalent of a football game going into the 2nd quarter like 35-0?

Yes. And to the Seahawks.

 

[General Malaise]

The Germans are attacking quickly with strength, lightning-speed, and precision. It's almost like there should be a German word for that exact type of thing...

Snausages?

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Hmmmm.

 

[jonessed]

So to recap for someone without soccer knowledge... This is the equivalent of a football game going into the 2nd quarter like 35-0?

Maybe even more. This game is well over.

 

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Woodshed.

Wow.

 

[The Hardline]

5

 

[NewlyRetired]

So to recap for someone without soccer knowledge... This is the equivalent of a football game going into the 2nd quarter like 35-0?

Sounds about right.

Edit, maybe more like 49-0 now

 

[msommer]

Brazil is playing like headless chickens out there

 

[Native]

Oof

 

[The Gator]

Cricket score coming

 

[sporthenry]

This is ridiculous. When do they just pack 8 behind the ball to save some face.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

This is one of the most remarkable things I've ever seen in sports.

 

[joffer]

" I haven't seen a beatin' like this since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose. "

 

[McGarnicle]

This game is very unlike the others I've been watching. :(

 

[TobiasFunke]

The Germans are attacking quickly with strength, lightning-speed, and precision. It's almost like there should be a German word for that exact type of thing...

Is there one for joy they must feel at witnessing the misfortune of others?

 

[Jayrod]

Well, at least the ref can relax now....no need to make a game changing call that costs him his life.

 

[sporthenry]

I'm kinda bummed we don't get to see Muller or Klose score more.

 

[Native]

Scolari with a classic Wannstadt expression

 

[General Malaise]

Total Goals Live Betting: O/U 6.5 OVER -163. Wow.

 

[The Hardline]

If you are German and want to score hang out in the center just inside the penalty box - there seems to be a ball magnet there.

 

[fantasycurse42]

This Germany team was out partying until 6am the night before they played the USA and basically decided they could win on no sleep against us?

 

[Righetti]

holy cow

 

[bizwan65]

Unreal.

 

[GregR]

Darn it. I should have taken Brazil +6.

 

[TheIronSheik]

All of a sudden a 1-0 loss is looking pretty ####### amazing. USA! USA! USA!

 

[17seconds]

Just came in here to say this is some insane ####

I feel really badly for those Brazil fans. Crying kids, etc.... Obviously heartbreaking for them. This sport is so huge in their culture.

 

[NewlyRetired]

This is worse than what Bayern Munich will make the MLS Allstars next month.

This is ridiculous

 

[msommer]

Thiago Silva must regret running in front of the goalie right around now...

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Maybe Brazil could sub on some more defensive mids?

 

[B Maverick]

i walk outside with the score 1-0, come back and its 5-0?? Is Brazil just setting up for the greatest comeback ever?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Just came in here to say this is some insane ####

I feel really badly for those Brazil fans. Crying kids, etc.... Obviously heartbreaking for them. This sport is so huge in their culture.

#### Charlie.

 

[avoiding injuries]

This Germany team was out partying until 6am the night before they played the USA and basically decided they could win on no sleep against us?

Is this true? Hadn't heard that.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

All of a sudden a 1-0 loss is looking pretty ####### amazing. USA! USA! USA!

We tried!

 

[Eephus]

It's just like watching Tahiti

 

[Native]

Scolari -----> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AhaC7K24rrw/TJphYzdWt1I/AAAAAAAAAC8/f47tHzKDOnk/s1600/Wannstedt.jpg

 

[fantasycurse42]

protection from who? Ze Germans?

 

[17seconds]

No mercy. Sweep the leg

 

[msommer]

Dilma Roussef will be lucky to survive until the election, let alone win...

 

[Slapdash]

I went into someone's office and missed 3 goals. Jesus.

 

[Premier]

@celebrityhottub: DID YOU KNOW: Brasil is Portuguese for Notre Dame."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Jaysus is going to need an intern to do all of the Go #### Yourself Catting.

 

[sporthenry]

This probably helps Germany a lot for the finals too. Not just the extra days rest but the least taxing semi's we'll see in a while.

 

[Jayrod]

They need to get Mueller out of there before he gets hurt.

 

[Native]

Well at least the goal scoring drought in the knockout stages is over...

 

[NewlyRetired]

I love that they are digging up El Salvador and Haiti scores to find something equivalent.

 

[Native]

I went into someone's office and missed 3 goals. Jesus.

 

[NewlyRetired]

This Germany team was out partying until 6am the night before they played the USA and basically decided they could win on no sleep against us?

Is this true? Hadn't heard that.

Dude

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Maybe Brazil could sub on some more defensive mids?

It's always nice to see a negative team punished. Especially when it's Brazil playing at home in the freakin' World Cup.

 

[msommer]

Maybe Brazil could sub on some more defensive mids?

Any midfielder, really

Unfortunately they do not have 10 substitutions

 

[General Malaise]

@celebrityhottub: DID YOU KNOW: Brasil is Portuguese for Notre Dame."