Official 2016 GOP thread: Is it really going to be Donald Trump?? (2 Viewers)

[Doctor Detroit]

Carson is 2nd in the polls and he's not getting nearly enough time here. Racists!

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Did Carson just call himself an illegal immigrant?

 

[Dickies]

Using drones to track illegals?

 

[NutterButter]

Double fence with a road. Brilliant.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Double fence with a road. Brilliant.

I'd go tar pit myself.

 

[Righetti]

If Jeb is low energy, Carson has no pulse

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Jake: Dr. Carson, I'm really asking you to argue with Trump.

 

[Eephus]

Double fence with a road. Brilliant.

Triple fence with a wall and two roads. Back atcha

 

[Amused to Death]

Using drones to track illegals?

And track immigrants like Fed Ex packages.

Laconia, New Hampshire (CNN)Chris Christie said Saturday that if elected president, he will track immigrants who overstay their visas like FedEx packages.

"I'm going to have Fred Smith, the founder of FedEx, come work for the government for three months. Just come for three months to Immigration and Customs Enforcement and show these people," the New Jersey governor said at a town hall event here.

Christie added that while FedEx can track boxes, the U.S. can't track undocumented immigrants.

 

[NutterButter]

Only question I have is will Donald's wall be solid gold or just gold plated.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Trump won't apologize to Jebs wife!

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Jeb is not helping himself at all tonight, he's getting raked over the coals.

 

[TripItUp]

these debates are so epic...watching Trump getting under their skin is so awesome

 

[Steve Tasker]

Jeb on the verge of losing it

 

[ffldrew]

The Reagan approach was to make them legal

 

[RBM]

I'll take the Trump approach. #### em and get them out.

 

[lod01]

Using drones to track illegals?

He heard the word 'drone' a few weeks back and has been itching to use it.

 

[ffldrew]

Bush beginning to sound like Elmer Fudd fumbling all over the place

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Jeb is not helping himself at all tonight, he's getting raked over the coals.

He drones on like a boring college professor.

 

[Amused to Death]

The Reagan approach was to make them legal

Exactly. Obama proposes it, he hates America.

Reagan did it, he's a saint.

 

[RBM]

Ha ha criticized Bush for speaking Spanish. Jeb is a disaster.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Trump we don't need a POTUS that makes 'half-hearted' comments.

 

[Righetti]

Oh god, Rubio is terrible

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I wanna tell you a story about someone who didn't speak English very well...

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I don't think any of these guys are electable.

 

[Righetti]

He is a robot

 

[RBM]

I so want Rubio to emerge but he comes off as such a politician doosh sometimes. Dr D knows him I think and says he's genuine so I hope I'm off on this.

 

[Poke_4_Life]

WAKE UP BEN!

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Only question I have is will Donald's wall be solid gold or just gold plated.

He still won't say what his policy may cost or how it will be enforced.

 

[Dickies]

I swear Rubio's right ear is twice the size of his left ear

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Better Ted?

Bundy or Cruz?

 

[Righetti]

Amnesty

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Jeb looks like the polite guy with the best vocabulary playing scrabble and keeps drawing consonants. Oh. Come. On.

 

[Steve Tasker]

The whole "this is Merica, we speak English" always pisses me off. It's just pandering to the lowest common denominator.

 

[whoknew]

Cruz is so weird. He's just really freaky. I don't think he's a real person. #manchuriancandidate?

 

[Righetti]

I so want Rubio to emerge but he comes off as such a politician doosh sometimes. Dr D knows him I think and says he's genuine so I hope I'm off on this.

He cannot go off script ever. God he sucks

 

[TripItUp]

Cruz is a caricature...at what point does his lack of self awareness get him off this stage.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I have a massive amnesty in my pants.

-Ted Cruz

 

[SIDA!]

The Reagan approach was to make them legal

The Reagan approach was amnesty.

 

[ffldrew]

Rubio: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Jed....

 

[joffer]

I so want Rubio to emerge but he comes off as such a politician doosh sometimes. Dr D knows him I think and says he's genuine so I hope I'm off on this.

i think he'd be much better in person. Just comes off bad in the spotlight.

 

[SIDA!]

I'll take the Trump approach. #### em and get them out.

Out of likes!

 

[Righetti]

Rubio's ears are huge but Cruz is a close second

 

[TripItUp]

Cruz is so weird. He's just really freaky. I don't think he's a real person. #manchuriancandidate?

definitely has a creep factor...like a really bad actor, but with bizarre delivery

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I swear Rubio's right ear is twice the size of his left ear

That's because he was listening for the underground railroad when he was a kid in Honduras.

 

[Righetti]

I just fell askeep

 

[timschochet]

Rubio defending the rights of illegal Vulcan aliens.

 

[The General]

Let them come here to pick fruit for 6 months. Good plan.

 

[Dickies]

40% of the people who come here legally, come here legally

 

[Righetti]

Tim, where have you been?