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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
How are those home draft things? I think it works out to be more expensive so I always stick with bottles. Except when I find the 18 pack of 16oz cans for $13.79 deal.
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This is my first one, but it seems pretty good so far. Just opened it.It is a little more expensive per oz but might be worth it.EDIT: Maybe not. This is the slowest pour ever.
 
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Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Disco Stu said:
Question for the experts...What's the best way to prepare for a Power Hour?I mean, I've been preparing for it my whole life... but should I eat a heavy meal? Start drinking ahead of time? Pray?A shot of beer every minute for an hour didn't really sound like much, but that works out to seven and a half beers in an hour. Maybe Homer or Strykerpkljlte could do that as an appetizer, but I'm a mere mortal. This could get ugly. :shrug:
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Power hour is for wimps. :shrug: Century club is more challenging...100 shots in 100 minutes which I think works out to almost a 12 pack in an hour and a half.But this should be pretty easy to do as long as you're not a lightweight and can handle a decent amount of beer in an evening. I'd have a small sandwich about an hour or two before hand with a primer beer or 3 and some pretzels. Eat just enough so you're not hungry but no where near full....you'll get there. Begin full/uncomfortable is your enemy during one of these. Biggest thing during the power hour is to keep burping. But don't force the burps or it will all come back up. What kind of beer are you using? Foam will be your downfall. You get lots of air trapped in there pouring then sipping a shot of beer each minute.
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:goodposting: it's not that hard. don't go in with an empty stomach or a full one, you'll be fine. Double century club with feisty Canadians is where it's at. Just sayin.
 
Update: Power Hour was fairly easy, so four of us extended it to the Century Club. I think I was the only one who didn't puke. :unsure:

Never even got out of my chair the entire 100 minutes. GB having girls willing to keep refilling the pitchers.

We watched this video (NSFW) which was much better than using a stopwatch.

 
Disco Stu said:
Update: Power Hour was fairly easy, so four of us extended it to the Century Club. I think I was the only one who didn't puke. :banned:

Never even got out of my chair the entire 100 minutes. GB having girls willing to keep refilling the pitchers.

We watched this video (NSFW) which was much better than using a stopwatch.
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:unsure: Power hour is for freshmen who are just learning how to drink. I figured a seasoned vet like yourself could handle it.

Tuesday, pantsless in my hotel room. Anyone else drinking tonight? :unsure:

 
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kevzilla said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
kevzilla said:
Just a Kracken and Coke Zero or two so I'll go to bed before 1:00am.
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Big fan of the Kracken huh? I'm going to have to give it an honest run again.The only problem is I drink hard liquor like I drink beer and end up getting stupid.
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"A man drinks like that with no food...he is going to die.""When?"/blazingsaddles
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It's Tuesday. My 12 pack is almost gone. I did have a steak though.And I'm going to get a candy bar in a little bit.
 
bryhamm said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Been travelling for like 8 hours. Hammered.
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Like on a plane or something?
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Done training at 3:30 EST in RIC. My flight left at 6:40 EST. So thats 3 hours in a bar. Plus 2 drinks on the plane to CLE.Hour layover in CLE and I met some dude in the bar who grew up with my sisters boyfriend from high school (2 more double drinks). Ended up sitting next to him on the plane so he bought one then I bought one....landed in MKE around 10 CST.

Came home and mixed myself a stiffy while listening to my old lady complain about the Wisconsin public servant crisis (she's a social worker)

I can't wait to go into work tomorrow :yes:

 
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
bryhamm said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Been travelling for like 8 hours. Hammered.
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Like on a plane or something?
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Done training at 3:30 EST in RIC. My flight left at 6:40 EST. So thats 3 hours in a bar. Plus 2 drinks on the plane to CLE.Hour layover in CLE and I met some dude in the bar who grew up with my sisters boyfriend from high school (2 more double drinks). Ended up sitting next to him on the plane so he bought one then I bought one....landed in MKE around 10 CST.

Came home and mixed myself a stiffy while listening to my old lady complain about the Wisconsin public servant crisis (she's a social worker)

I can't wait to go into work tomorrow :mellow:
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who works saturdays?
 
Finishing off the Kracken. Will entertain suggestions, but I'm thinking about that honey liqueur I keep seeing next to the Jager.

 
I'm drunk.. Labatt Blue and \NHL 11 = good night. Plus I won the series which means my buddy has to drink his face off of on thrade deadline day next Monday... !!! wooo :kicksrock:

 
The Longhorns' second-half collapse against Colorado caused me to start drinking much earlier than anticipated. I'm wrecked now. On a recent trip to the fridge, I was listing to starboard both ways. :thumbup:

 
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