Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Starting early, GB?
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Official Drunk Thread (5 Viewers)
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Super King
Footballguy
Going to a bachelor party tonight. Saving a spot in here right now.
shut it down
Footballguy
Don't get a stripper pregnant.
TenTimes
Backhoe Operator
Spike her drink with a plan bDon't get a stripper pregnant.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm hip deep in beers. 
Frostillicus
Footballguy
It's early, but I'm two very stiff drinks in and about to go make a third.
What goes on in here?
What goes on in here?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Mostly just some light petting, but we can get a little more adventurous if you're into it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Got out of bed at around 3, was drunk by 6:30, just ate a gallon of pizza, about to take a couple sleeping pills because I have to be up at 6:30am for golf and drinking.Good times!I'm hip deep in beers.
Kilgore Trout
Footballguy
Got out of bed at around 3, was drunk by 6:30, just ate a gallon of pizza, about to take a couple sleeping pills because I have to be up at 6:30am for golf and drinking.Good times!I'm hip deep in beers.
You are my hero.
the rover
Footballguy
is that really a question?
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Heineken Light #2. My new beer.
the rover
Footballguy
almost bought that tonight, but went with skinny dip. cheers.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
A bartender I know sold me on it this one night. Of course, he's tried everything. Said it doesn't give him a hangover, easy to drink, not as many calories, but tastes better than other light beers. I've always liked Heineken so it all made sense to me. When I hit up the bars here shortly, I'll go with a couple hefeweizen or a micro. Then it's Jack n' Coke all the way to the finish line. But, for numerous beers, I'm onto light these days. Besides, started getting a belly there...almost bought that tonight, but went with skinny dip. cheers.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I've been drinking heavily since around 8:45 this morning.
I'm tanked and instead of taking the post-golf nap, I decided to juist keep drinking and arguing with dooshbags on FBG's.
I stand by my decision.
I'm tanked and instead of taking the post-golf nap, I decided to juist keep drinking and arguing with dooshbags on FBG's.
I stand by my decision.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
9 straight days of getting hammered. That has to be a new personal record. I don't know exactly how much booze we went through but it was a hell of a lot.Oh yeah, I feel like I'm going to die.
Super King
Footballguy
Drank til 5 in the morning today, then had to be up at 8 a.m. for a softball tourney. haven't gotten any sleep, and I'm going back out because a lady friend wants me to go out for "a drink".
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
1 Coors Light down the pipe. So easy.
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
I'm having a few
Thorn
Footballguy
Jesus Christ. Please disable that sig.
Thorn
Footballguy
Fullet>howdy
Thorn
Footballguy
Will you paint her?
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
WAshed off in the shower
Thorn
Footballguy
Elaborate plz.
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
HAI
Thorn
Footballguy
How come we don't see you in chat no mo?
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
Oh, I ####ed my gf in the shower and jizzed on her. It washed off
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
not around during chat time I guess. I told Swires to let me know if there was chat tonight though.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Went to check out the sunset, it was crazy. Had Coors Light #2. Only one was too busy taking pics, which I'm new it.
Sitting down listening to Vin Scully (paused the game). Top of 10. Heineken Light now...
Sitting down listening to Vin Scully (paused the game). Top of 10. Heineken Light now...
DevilsTrifecta
Footballguy
Drunk.....as usual.....not too bad though. Something else as well.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
This guys gets it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Morning drunks are awesome.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Yep. May have to crack one.Morning drunks are awesome.
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
I caved. Coors Light going down like water...
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll
Footballguy
Duh, that was the point, Robert.Just opened the first Heineken Light. Movin' on up.
How's your sis, better?
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
a bottle of wine, three ales and two captain and cokes down, workin on #3... It's been a good sunday! M's win, and Curry is signed, this Seattle dude is a happy camper... 
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
I been drinking and I'm spending my evening arguing with the ####tard(s) in the "should I wear a suit?" thread
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
us drunks gotta stick together. I got your back in the suit thread...
