Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Throwing up already?
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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)
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Super King
Footballguy
Last time I puked from drinking was over 4 years ago. I have an iron gullet when it comes to alcohol. I regularly consume wine, beer, and liquor in the same night.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Was just throwing some #### out there. How about Long Islands? Or X Rated and 7? PS I'll take a pm on "seriously" :vault:
Holy #### apparently I forgot about that plan exactly 14 seconds after I posted it. Anyway, I don't see Pickles as a Red Bull kind of guy...maybe a fruity vodka guy, but not a Red Bull guy.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I was going with the "German language sounds like a guy puking" thing.Sorry to offend.
Super King
Footballguy
Everclear makes me unable to read nuance like that. Sorry.I was going with the "German language sounds like a guy puking" thing.Sorry to offend.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I could see Long Islands being involved...a very no-nonsense kind of drink. "Hi. I'm a drunk on the go. Can you get me tanked in two drinks or less?"And no idea on the "seriously" ID. Apparently someone needs to be ingognito.Was just throwing some #### out there. How about Long Islands? Or X Rated and 7? PS I'll take a pm on "seriously" :vault:
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Are you flammable right now?Everclear makes me unable to read nuance like that. Sorry.I was going with the "German language sounds like a guy puking" thing.Sorry to offend.
Super King
Footballguy
Probably; but I am switching to potato vodka, and I am being careful lighting my cigarettes.
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Footballguy
I'm about to cash a poker tournament. I'll keep everyone updated.
The game is Pot Limit Omaha, H/L.
The game is Pot Limit Omaha, H/L.
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Footballguy
Cashed. 20 left, I'm in 14th. Stacks are short.
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Footballguy
AA29 double-suited.
Super King
Footballguy
Someone's crappy straight is going to take you out.AA29 double-suited.
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Footballguy
Folded around. 13/20. 21K left, blinds are 1250/2500.Someone's crappy straight is going to take you out.AA29 double-suited.
Super King
Footballguy
Folded around. 13/20. 21K left, blinds are 1250/2500.Someone's crappy straight is going to take you out.AA29 double-suited.
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Footballguy
14/17. Pretty aggro table.
Super King
Footballguy
At least you made the money.
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Footballguy
Yeah, and I didn't take any extra rebuys. So at WORST I'm netting $10!
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Footballguy
A459 takes out A248.
I have been running ridiculously good.
6/14.
I have been running ridiculously good.
6/14.
Super King
Footballguy
Keep on, keeping on.....
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Footballguy
AA3Q...blinds fold.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
This is the drunk thread...poker thread is around the corner. In other words, poker in the rear.
Although a final update would be good.
Although a final update would be good.
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Footballguy
A27Q raise from CO, BB calls, flop AQ8.
BB checks, I bet pot and take it down.
4/13. 54K with 2/4K blinds.
BB checks, I bet pot and take it down.
4/13. 54K with 2/4K blinds.
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Footballguy
THIS IS ####### FASCINATING ####.This is the drunk thread...poker thread is around the corner. In other words, poker in the rear.Although a final update would be good.
Super King
Footballguy
Potato vodka and water is pretty good.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Let me know how many blinds you steal, gb.THIS IS ####### FASCINATING ####.This is the drunk thread...poker thread is around the corner. In other words, poker in the rear.Although a final update would be good.
Preferably by posting in her 53 more times tonight. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Super King
Footballguy
Did stryker pass out?
Weak....
Weak....
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Footballguy
#### you, I'm going to post my ### off in here now.Just stole blinds with A34.Let me know how many blinds you steal, gb.THIS IS ####### FASCINATING ####.This is the drunk thread...poker thread is around the corner. In other words, poker in the rear.Although a final update would be good.
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Footballguy
Alright #### you Homer, I'm banning your ### out of pure rage. Say hit to Peens for me, #####.#### you, I'm going to post my ### off in here now.Just stole blinds with A34.Let me know how many blinds you steal, gb.THIS IS ####### FASCINATING ####.This is the drunk thread...poker thread is around the corner. In other words, poker in the rear.Although a final update would be good.
Super King
Footballguy
Alright #### you Homer, I'm banning your ### out of pure rage. Say hit to Peens for me, #####.#### you, I'm going to post my ### off in here now.Just stole blinds with A34.Let me know how many blinds you steal, gb.THIS IS ####### FASCINATING ####.This is the drunk thread...poker thread is around the corner. In other words, poker in the rear.Although a final update would be good.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
4am.
Just grabbed a fresh one.
I was planning on going to sleep around 6ish, but I think I'm going to keep at it 'til it's disturbingly bright in my "office/masturbation room". I don't have to work 'til 5 tomorrow, so any sleep before 10am is a win in my book.
Just grabbed a fresh one.
I was planning on going to sleep around 6ish, but I think I'm going to keep at it 'til it's disturbingly bright in my "office/masturbation room". I don't have to work 'til 5 tomorrow, so any sleep before 10am is a win in my book.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
UNBANNABLE, MOFO!!!Alright #### you Homer, I'm banning your ### out of pure rage. Say hit to Peens for me, #####.#### you, I'm going to post my ### off in here now.Just stole blinds with A34.Let me know how many blinds you steal, gb.THIS IS ####### FASCINATING ####.This is the drunk thread...poker thread is around the corner. In other words, poker in the rear.
Although a final update would be good.
mwah hah hah!!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
!ONE!!!
Super King
Footballguy
I like your zeal.4am.Just grabbed a fresh one.I was planning on going to sleep around 6ish, but I think I'm going to keep at it 'til it's disturbingly bright in my "office/masturbation room". I don't have to work 'til 5 tomorrow, so any sleep before 10am is a win in my book.
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Footballguy
####, I hope Jhoe doesn't check the Trash Bin.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So many things just went wrong in my life.
First off, lose the see you next tuesday thing...this thread is on dangerous ground!!!
First off, lose the see you next tuesday thing...this thread is on dangerous ground!!!
Super King
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Second, HOW THE EFF CAN YOU BAN ANOTHER MOD???
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Footballguy
[Adventures in Babysitting]"Don't #### with the Lords of Hell."[/Adventures in Babysitting]I had a pretty sweet direct link to a pic of Ms. Haze with an African gentleman in there for about 45 secons.
Super King
Footballguy
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Who the hell is this? He's been lurking here for at least an hour.
3 Members: Super King, Homer J Simpson, Suave Deceiver
Who the hell is this? He's been lurking here for at least an hour.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Yeah. Awesome.Give me back my :e: privileges right now please.
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Footballguy
Gotta serve your 1 day TO, Peens. Then I will restore full privs.Yeah. Awesome.Give me back my :e: privileges right now please.
Super King
Footballguy
Oof...Gotta serve your 1 day TO, Peens. Then I will restore full privs.Yeah. Awesome.Give me back my :e: privileges right now please.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I just found my superpowers a week ago and you're throwing kryptonite at me?Gotta serve your 1 day TO, Peens. Then I will restore full privs.Yeah. Awesome.Give me back my :e: privileges right now please.
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Footballguy
I got knocked out of that tourney. Blame the cards.I just found my superpowers a week ago and you're throwing kryptonite at me?Gotta serve your 1 day TO, Peens. Then I will restore full privs.Yeah. Awesome.Give me back my :e: privileges right now please.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Well, I guess boredom is a good enough reason.See you tomorrow.I got knocked out of that tourney. Blame the cards.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Wow...that escalated quickly
The Z Machine
Footballguy
Not drinking tonight as I'm planning on giving it long and strong to the woman.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Ok...thanks?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I enjoy an appletini from time to time.
