Dungeon Master
Footballguy
I was told St. Louis Bob would be here tonight.
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Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)
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Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
What's drunkchat and how would one get involved?
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Freakin' elitists
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
I',m back.
And drunk.
And drunk.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Sooooooooooooooooooo drunk
Tony Jabroni
Footballguy
YES!
Thorn
Footballguy
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
I love getting in fights when I'm drunk.
Thorn
Footballguy
I ####### love molson canadian.
Thorn
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz said:kevzilla said:Now there's somebody who knows how to pace himself.Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
I have a draft tomorrow in a league of GBs from high school. 2 years ago after our draft we walked to a townie bar about 6 blocks from where we drafted. The Shot Parade was on from there. I was picked up by the cops for hitch hiking at 3:30am after I passed out on a tractor next to said bar. Details are fuzzy at best but 3 pitchers of water over my head didn't wake me up so they left me and I couldn't figure out how to get back (5 blocks one way, a left, then another block)
I plan on slurring by round 5 tomorrow.
skol asylum
Footballguy
I'm just about done with a Blue Moon.
artyparty:
artyparty:
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Finally came out, huh? Good for you.I'm just about done with a Blue Moon.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Pretty sure I told that story in here a short time after it happened. I'll try to find it.Chumbawumba was played at the same bar last night. Some Backstreet Boys, Skynyrd, AC/DC, Kelly Clarkson...I was disgusting on the jukeboxt. That's all I have to say about that.Samuel L Bronkowitz said:kevzilla said:Now there's somebody who knows how to pace himself.Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
I have a draft tomorrow in a league of GBs from high school. 2 years ago after our draft we walked to a townie bar about 6 blocks from where we drafted. The Shot Parade was on from there. I was picked up by the cops for hitch hiking at 3:30am after I passed out on a tractor next to said bar. Details are fuzzy at best but 3 pitchers of water over my head didn't wake me up so they left me and I couldn't figure out how to get back (5 blocks one way, a left, then another block)
I plan on slurring by round 5 tomorrow.
RE: Drunkchat - Usually its only Thorn and/or YSR and myself on AIM. I'm sure there's other chats but thats the one I 'd
YSR
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
I'd give my left something-or-other to have some DrunkChat with Frosty. I'm a big fan.Pretty sure I told that story in here a short time after it happened. I'll try to find it.Chumbawumba was played at the same bar last night. Some Backstreet Boys, Skynyrd, AC/DC, Kelly Clarkson...I was disgusting on the jukeboxt. That's all I have to say about that.Samuel L Bronkowitz said:kevzilla said:Now there's somebody who knows how to pace himself.Samuel L Bronkowitz said:I have a draft tomorrow in a league of GBs from high school. 2 years ago after our draft we walked to a townie bar about 6 blocks from where we drafted. The Shot Parade was on from there. I was picked up by the cops for hitch hiking at 3:30am after I passed out on a tractor next to said bar. Details are fuzzy at best but 3 pitchers of water over my head didn't wake me up so they left me and I couldn't figure out how to get back (5 blocks one way, a left, then another block)
I plan on slurring by round 5 tomorrow.
RE: Drunkchat - Usually its only Thorn and/or YSR and myself on AIM. I'm sure there's other chats but thats the one I 'd
Tony Jabroni
Footballguy
Thank god Larry White is stopping over later. 
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Hey guys
Tony Jabroni
Footballguy
"She made baboon-like noises and scattered Lays potato chips and Cheetos on the ground."
I'm afraid to ask.
I'm afraid to ask.
Thorn
Footballguy
Where I live is almost Canadia.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Sounds like my last date.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Shameless bumpI pretty much couldn't see straight these past few weekends. I've grounded myself tonight and am only about 12 beers deep so far. I felt the need to tell a story.We had a draft two weeks ago. Last years loser brought 5 cases. We (6 of the 12) finished all but a 12er and walked to a local establishment. You could call this place "low class". It was a corner bar in a podunk down in SE Wisconsin. High class individuals frequent this place. I met a guy with one leg and a pregnant wife. She ordered shots. Like I said, quality establishmentSo anyways, prior to us leaving the house, I posted the above message. I was pretty rocked at this point but I digress. We get to the bar, I put $5 into the jukebox and play some disgusting music. Pitchers are flying left and right, dice and shots are flying just as fast. Pregnant lady buys me a shot because I played 99 Luftbaloons (like I said, disgusting music but it was "her tune") and does one with me. I yelled at her and told her that she was killing the future leader of the New World Order and the 4th reich. All hell broke loose. No punches were thrown but the locals were pretty upset....with me, go figure.Things calmed down after a bit and here's where it gets fuzzy. Apparently I stumbled out of the bar and passed out on a riding lawn mower that they had there, probably thinking I was gonna take it for a spinSo yah, last week I got picked up by the cops for hitch-hiking. At bar close my buddies came out with a pitcher of water and dumped it on me to wake me up. We started to walk back to the house. At this time I thougth it would be a good idea to call random people. It didnt work so well and I fell behind. I had no idea where I was so I started hitchiking.Too bad I was only 3 blocks from my buddy's house because lo and behold a cop pulls up and starts to grill me. My best response was "Hey, dude, I ain't ####in driving. Gimme a break"That didnt go over too well. Got hauled to the station and had to call my ol lady to come pick me up. 430 am I get home and pass out. Luckily, no jail and no ticket but Sunday was not fun. Last weekend was pretty nuts but probably not as entertaining. I may tell it at another time but not tonight.Back to your regularly scheduled drunk thread
Went to the legion to have a couple beers with my dad this afternoon so I'm working on a good buzz.My old lady is going to a "Jersey Shore" party. Sounds like I'll be around here tonight. Drunkchat in a few hours 
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Well on my way celebrating some good news. Tell me how to do this chat.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Glad to hear that things are looking up :Xwww.aim.comIf you don't have an aol username, you'll have to register. But you don't even have to download anything. Just click on "Launch AIM" from the homepage and a chat window will pop up. Search for a username (i.e. strykerpks) and chat away.
YSR
Footballguy
If he's looking to be a regular fixture (and frankly, Frosty, I recommend this especially when NFL ramps up - it's a fun crowd), he should go ahead and d/l AIM. Choose your username and either post here or PM someone and WALA.Glad to hear that things are looking up
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
I'm on with stryker right now. Where you at?If he's looking to be a regular fixture (and frankly, Frosty, I recommend this especially when NFL ramps up - it's a fun crowd), he should go ahead and d/l AIM. Choose your username and either post here or PM someone and WALA.Glad to hear that things are looking up
YSR
Footballguy
axing to be connect as we speakI'm on with stryker right now. Where you at?If he's looking to be a regular fixture (and frankly, Frosty, I recommend this especially when NFL ramps up - it's a fun crowd), he should go ahead and d/l AIM. Choose your username and either post here or PM someone and WALA.Glad to hear that things are looking up
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
I see you TU. Stop ducking us.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Drunkchat was pretty disorganized tonight. We'll have to shore that up for next week
YSR
Footballguy
However, all men involved were gentlemen and scholars. Hot (theoretically).
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Wow.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Wedding reception tonight for my GB's daughter:
Me: Goodnight kid, thanks for the good time. (kiss on the cheek)
Bride: Oh, thanks for coming!
Me: Now, your parents told you about the birds and bees right?
Bride: I'm taking it doggie style first.
Me: pardon?
Bride: Oh yeah, I'm taking it doggie style first. All over the room after that.
Me: Have fun
Me: Goodnight kid, thanks for the good time. (kiss on the cheek)
Bride: Oh, thanks for coming!
Me: Now, your parents told you about the birds and bees right?
Bride: I'm taking it doggie style first.
Me: pardon?
Bride: Oh yeah, I'm taking it doggie style first. All over the room after that.
Me:
Have fun
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mrs. SLB is wasted.
Mrs. SLB: (walking up stairs) Oh, I'm really drunk.
Me: I know
Mrs. SLB. Whaaat
Me: Maybe I can take advantage of you?
Mrs SLB. Well there would be nothing in it for me.
Me: That's cool.
Mrs SLB. You're such a ########
Mrs. SLB: (walking up stairs) Oh, I'm really drunk.
Me: I know
Mrs. SLB. Whaaat
Me: Maybe I can take advantage of you?
Mrs SLB. Well there would be nothing in it for me.
Me: That's cool.
Mrs SLB.
You're such a ########
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Wedding reception tonight for my GB's daughter:Me: Goodnight kid, thanks for the good time. (kiss on the cheek)Bride: Oh, thanks for coming!Me: Now, your parents told you about the birds and bees right?Bride: I'm taking it doggie style first.Me: pardon?Bride: Oh yeah, I'm taking it doggie style first. All over the room after that.Me:
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
I wanna bang that bride.Wedding reception tonight for my GB's daughter:Me: Goodnight kid, thanks for the good time. (kiss on the cheek)Bride: Oh, thanks for coming!Me: Now, your parents told you about the birds and bees right?Bride: I'm taking it doggie style first.Me: pardon?Bride: Oh yeah, I'm taking it doggie style first. All over the room after that.Me:
From behind, of course. Then all over the room. 
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
She sounds fun.Speaking of brides I want to bang... Forrest mobile upload bride>Hi.I wanna bang that bride.Wedding reception tonight for my GB's daughter:Me: Goodnight kid, thanks for the good time. (kiss on the cheek)Bride: Oh, thanks for coming!Me: Now, your parents told you about the birds and bees right?Bride: I'm taking it doggie style first.Me: pardon?Bride: Oh yeah, I'm taking it doggie style first. All over the room after that.Me:
From behind, of course. Then all over the room.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I've known this girls since she was a baby. Very awkward. Of course she would be right up your alley at about 5'3 and a gymnast.I wanna bang that bride.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Damn.I've known this girls since she was a baby. Very awkward. Of course she would be right up your alley at about 5'3 and a gymnast.I wanna bang that bride.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Im in troubleDamn.I've known this girls since she was a baby. Very awkward. Of course she would be right up your alley at about 5'3 and a gymnast.I wanna bang that bride.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Drunk on a Tuesday? YUP!
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Howdy sailor.I'm not sure I qualify as drunk. But there's no Nicely Buzzed thread, so I'm posting here.
Radio Free Homer
Footballguy
Aww screw this I'm gonna go play Civilization.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
We actually won trivia tonight. Tanner>Hi.And I managed to stay just sober enough to resist making out with the virgin. Barely.
