Official Drunk Thread (3 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

You obviously haven't seen the plethora of shot videos we've done

Link?

What's TRE's shot blog? Anyone?

He removed it from his sig once beisbol came around. I'll try to link one of mine in a bit...we know Thorn can't

*** k you I can do one, it just won't be here in the morn

Exactly. Cat

I'll share one of my best ones for Nikki

 

[Frostillicus]

that'll do it for me. Good night everybodyl.

 

[Nikki2200]

You obviously haven't seen the plethora of shot videos we've done

Link?

What's TRE's shot blog? Anyone?

He removed it from his sig once beisbol came around. I'll try to link one of mine in a bit...we know Thorn can't

*** k you I can do one, it just won't be here in the morn

Exactly. Cat

I'll share one of my best ones for Nikki

Oh Em Gee. What was that?

 

[strykerpks]

Exactly

 

[strykerpks]

I'm going to regret reposting that tomorrow won't I?

 

[Thorn]

You obviously haven't seen the plethora of shot videos we've done

Link?

What's TRE's shot blog? Anyone?

He removed it from his sig once beisbol came around. I'll try to link one of mine in a bit...we know Thorn can't

*** k you I can do one, it just won't be here in the morn

Exactly. Cat

I'll share one of my best ones for Nikki

"one of my best"

THE BEST EVER

 

[Nikki2200]

I'm going to regret reposting that tomorrow won't I?

Nah. Nothing embarrassing about that 'tall.

 

[Thorn]

sitting here like a fool all by myself crying laughing at yao ming

(also drinikng vodka yao ming/stryker mailed to me - thanks again GB!)

 

[Nikki2200]

sitting here like a fool all by myself crying laughing at yao ming

(also drinikng vodka yao ming/stryker mailed to me - thanks again GB!)

Need youtubes to make me laugh.

 

[Thorn]

sitting here like a fool all by myself crying laughing at yao ming

(also drinikng vodka yao ming/stryker mailed to me - thanks again GB!)

Need youtubes to make me laugh.

who is you

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi guys. I think I should start posting in here again, considering I'm drunk most of the time and now there's a girl here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You obviously haven't seen the plethora of shot videos we've done

Link?

What's TRE's shot blog? Anyone?

He removed it from his sig once beisbol came around. I'll try to link one of mine in a bit...we know Thorn can't

*** k you I can do one, it just won't be here in the morn

Exactly. Cat

I'll share one of my best ones for Nikki

This is still the best thing I've ever seen on the internewts.

Not counting the Japanese chicks sticking octopi up their coochies.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

THORN!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

HEY!!!

 

[Thorn]

####face!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

####face!!!!

Can't wait 'til we make out.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know how much I love the spinners.

 

[Thorn]

Apparently I've signed up for dating at chive. Will update accordingly.

Yo uup Homer? SHOULD I MAKE ANOTHER SALTY PRETZEL SHOT? by which i mean another vodka drink because i have no idea whats in that ####?

 

[Nikki2200]

Apparently I've signed up for dating at chive. Will update accordingly.

Yo uup Homer? SHOULD I MAKE ANOTHER SALTY PRETZEL SHOT? by which i mean another vodka drink because i have no idea whats in that ####?

WTF is a salty pretzel shot? Yea... I'm still up. Too much caffeine in the Captain and Diet Cokes.

 

[Thorn]

Apparently I've signed up for dating at chive. Will update accordingly.

Yo uup Homer? SHOULD I MAKE ANOTHER SALTY PRETZEL SHOT? by which i mean another vodka drink because i have no idea whats in that ####?

WTF is a salty pretzel shot? Yea... I'm still up. Too much caffeine in the Captain and Diet Cokes.

f ucked if i know. Homer made it for us before and it was delicious.

 

[Thorn]

Also, my profile says I'm straight. I didnt' put that in anywhere. Seems presumptuous.

 

[Nikki2200]

Also, my profile says I'm straight. I didnt' put that in anywhere. Seems presumptuous.

I don't recall a question regarding sexual preferences in the sign up process.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Apparently I've signed up for dating at chive. Will update accordingly.

Yo uup Homer? SHOULD I MAKE ANOTHER SALTY PRETZEL SHOT? by which i mean another vodka drink because i have no idea whats in that ####?

A "Chocolate Covered Pretzel" consists of equal part Pinnacle Whipped vodka and Frangelico, chilled. And by that I mean CLOUDY COLD!

Lick salt off your hand or a willing partner's left breast, then shoot it. Friggin' deliciousness personified.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW Thorn, Chive dating should be awesome.

Girls that hang out there will be right up your alley...and by that I mean they will be drunken whores with gigantic teats.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, my profile says I'm straight. I didnt' put that in anywhere. Seems presumptuous.

I don't recall a question regarding sexual preferences in the sign up process.

You'll see fields for "I Experimented in College" and "MaybeWhen I'm drunk on Vacation"...the girls have way more options than the guys.

 

[Nikki2200]

Also, my profile says I'm straight. I didnt' put that in anywhere. Seems presumptuous.

I don't recall a question regarding sexual preferences in the sign up process.

You'll see fields for "I Experimented in College" and "MaybeWhen I'm drunk on Vacation"...the girls have way more options than the guys.

Wait. Is this a "chive" thing or a FBG thing? I was assuming it was a FBG thing. I don't even know what chive is. If it's not a FBG thing, I think it needs to become a thing. That would be fun to lurk on the intimate details of poster's personalities.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, my profile says I'm straight. I didnt' put that in anywhere. Seems presumptuous.

I don't recall a question regarding sexual preferences in the sign up process.

You'll see fields for "I Experimented in College" and "MaybeWhen I'm drunk on Vacation"...the girls have way more options than the guys.

Wait. Is this a "chive" thing or a FBG thing? I was assuming it was a FBG thing. I don't even know what chive is. If it's not a FBG thing, I think it needs to become a thing. That would be fun to lurk on the intimate details of poster's personalities.

Before I reveal anything intimate, I'm gonna need a ruling on Asian tranny hookers...that's not gay, right?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Too much?

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Too much?

We'll need pics

 

[YSR]

####face!!!!

Can't wait 'til we make out.

Whore.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Getting there. On third double IPA 22 watching Felix get hit by the Rangers... Nothing going right for my M's this year so far...

 

[Seatown Mofos]

STLB>

 

[Homer J Simpson]

####face!!!!

Can't wait 'til we make out.

Whore.

Baby, you know you're the only one for me!

 

[strykerpks]

Should be in bed but I spent the evening taking care of the boy and then mopping up water in my basement. I think I'm going to switch to the Captain here shortly.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Homer>

Off tonight? Imbibing?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer> Off tonight? Imbibing?

Off, yes. I was partaking of the nectar earlier but had a late dinner and it kind of threw off my game.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Homer> Off tonight? Imbibing?

Off, yes. I was partaking of the nectar earlier but had a late dinner and it kind of threw off my game.

What? I am talking to an almost sober Homer? Whoa....

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Should be in bed but I spent the evening taking care of the boy and then mopping up water in my basement. I think I'm going to switch to the Captain here shortly.

Good Luck Stryperkys! Hope your leaking stops. This weather is the ####. Where is the nice spring days that bring out all the ladies in their skimpy little outfits that they've been dying to wear all winter???

 

[strykerpks]

Should be in bed but I spent the evening taking care of the boy and then mopping up water in my basement. I think I'm going to switch to the Captain here shortly.

Good Luck Stryperkys! Hope your leaking stops. This weather is the ####. Where is the nice spring days that bring out all the ladies in their skimpy little outfits that they've been dying to wear all winter???

Word.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bell's Consecrator Doppelbock and Rowan's Creek Bourbon. Let's get it on!

 

[strykerpks]

Efforting

 

[kevzilla]

Should be in bed but I spent the evening taking care of the boy and then mopping up water in my basement. I think I'm going to switch to the Captain here shortly.

Good Luck Stryperkys! Hope your leaking stops. This weather is the ####. Where is the nice spring days that bring out all the ladies in their skimpy little outfits that they've been dying to wear all winter???

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SUCCESS! MUCH SUCCESS!

 

[strykerpks]

SUCCESS! MUCH SUCCESS!

Still efforting

 

[scottybo]

I have arrived. Hi.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bamadrunk.

 

[scottybo]

Bamadrunk.

roll tide

 

[strykerpks]

roll tide

Toss sweep right. Pull a guard, a tackle and a tight end with a full back leading and have them all roll tide on Beilema please. Kthx

 

[scottybo]

roll tide

Toss sweep right. Pull a guard, a tackle and a tight end with a full back leading and have them all roll tide on Beilema please. Kthx

Wait. no.

 

[strykerpks]

roll tide

Toss sweep right. Pull a guard, a tackle and a tight end with a full back leading and have them all roll tide on Beilema please. Kthx

Wait. no.

Boo