Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

[McGarnicle]

There's no way I can work tomorrow, help me out. Stomach flu, meningitis? Fireworks accident?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

:hi:

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Golf scramble spilled over. Turn up!

 

[strykerpks]

Greetings. We drank 2 30 packs during/after our double header (rainouts) and then the bar

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Weekday hangovers are the worst.

 

[rockaction]

Shammadamma.

Great Onion clickbait about the Beach Boys.

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-beach-boys-songs-have-you-heard-379

 

[Thorn]

Let's keep this on the front page for the next few days.

TIA

 

[strykerpks]

Happy Beerhole day!

 

[Frostillicus]

Bullet

I"m not a gayseal bourbon guy. Ask frosty

WTF?

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm happy there are people here. I took tomorrow off. No kids. Having our own beerhole if beer meant vodka and wine.

 

[strykerpks]

Bullet

I"m not a gayseal bourbon guy. Ask frosty

WTF?

It's best not to ask questions from a few days ago. Especially when it was on the day our founding fathers wished we would drink beer, eat meat and blow #### up. All. Day. Long.

 

[Frostillicus]

Bullet

I"m not a gayseal bourbon guy. Ask frosty

WTF?

It's best not to ask questions from a few days ago. Especially when it was on the day our founding fathers wished we would drink beer, eat meat and blow #### up. All. Day. Long.

That was a good day.

 

[strykerpks]

Bullet

I"m not a gayseal bourbon guy. Ask frosty

WTF?

It's best not to ask questions from a few days ago. Especially when it was on the day our founding fathers wished we would drink beer, eat meat and blow #### up. All. Day. Long.

That was a good day.

I think it was

 

[McGarnicle]

Nationals 3-2

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sup

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

LINK

 

[John Bender]

Lol. GB tanner

 

[John Bender]

There's a Christmas movie on Hallmark Channel right now with both Alan Thicke and Candace Cameron.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's a Christmas movie on Hallmark Channel right now with both Alan Thicke and Candace Cameron.

Do they bone?

 

[John Bender]

There's a Christmas movie on Hallmark Channel right now with both Alan Thicke and Candace Cameron.

Do they bone?

Not yet. Hoping soon so I can fap and get to sleep.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's a Christmas movie on Hallmark Channel right now with both Alan Thicke and Candace Cameron.

Do they bone?

Not yet. Hoping soon so I can fap and get to sleep.

Just as long as Kirk Cameron doesn't show up with a banana.

 

[John Bender]

Thanks for the nightmare.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Link

Link 2

 

[Papa Georgio]

I have a squirrel stuck in the wall of my house...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a squirrel stuck in the wall of my house...

How far in? What kind of squirrel?

 

[Papa Georgio]

I have a squirrel stuck in the wall of my house...

How far in? What kind of squirrel?

Imagine Christmas Vacation and I think it's pretty much like that one.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a squirrel stuck in the wall of my house...

How far in? What kind of squirrel?

Imagine Christmas Vacation and I think it's pretty much like that one.

So is he in a tree or a wall?

 

[Papa Georgio]

I have a squirrel stuck in the wall of my house...

How far in? What kind of squirrel?

Imagine Christmas Vacation and I think it's pretty much like that one.

So is he in a tree or a wall?

Wall and trapped. I think it's a baby. I am pretty sure it is going to die there....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a squirrel stuck in the wall of my house...

How far in? What kind of squirrel?

Imagine Christmas Vacation and I think it's pretty much like that one.

So is he in a tree or a wall?

Wall and trapped. I think it's a baby. I am pretty sure it is going to die there....

You sound drunk.

 

[Papa Georgio]

I have a squirrel stuck in the wall of my house...

How far in? What kind of squirrel?

Imagine Christmas Vacation and I think it's pretty much like that one.

So is he in a tree or a wall?

Wall and trapped. I think it's a baby. I am pretty sure it is going to die there....

You sound drunk.

It's possible. I just finished a bottle of wine. I've also been sending text messages to random ladies. Just for friendly banter of course

 

[strykerpks]

Heyyy /gayseal

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I have a squirrel stuck in the wall of my house...

Has to be a euphemism

 

[strykerpks]

Shhhhhh AAAron is here

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Rude> hey

 

[fantasycurse42]

####### hammered!!! Our babysitter was supposed to be over by 6:30 and I was meeting wife for drinks/dinner at 7:00. She calls and says she can't make it til 7:00, so I'm at bar drinking tequila since 6:30. Wife won't be here for another 15. Def puking up dinner I'm ####### hammered. I'm an itoughguy too, who wants a piece of this???

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bump

 

[TheAristocrat]

Good ol' Lagunitas. Thanks for being you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Good ol' Lagunitas. Thanks for being you.

God I love Lagunitas. What flavor?

 

[AAABatteries]

#### - just read Wrigley's update. I'm definitely getting ####ed up now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

#### - just read Wrigley's update. I'm definitely getting ####ed up now.

Yeah, cancer can nuzzle my grundle.

 

[TheAristocrat]

Good ol' Lagunitas. Thanks for being you.

God I love Lagunitas. What flavor?

Little Sumpin' Sumpin' last night.

Kinda wish I had more now.

 

[facook]

Fireball Whiskey all night long. I am such Pee Doubleyou Tee.

 

[Ilov80s]

Fireball Whiskey all night long. I am such Pee Doubleyou Tee.

Say what?

 

[Thorn]

fireball sux

 

[YSR]

fireball sux

YOUR FACE SUX

 

[Christo]

See you guys in a bit.

 

[Thorn]

fireball sux

YOUR FACE SUX

wanna suck face?

 

[Northern Voice]

fireball sux

Fireball is awesome.

When you're 15.

 

[Christo]

I'm getting there

 

[strykerpks]

It's about 75 degrees out and partly sunny with a 95% chance of smashed by the evening hours.