Official Drunk Thread (6 Viewers)

[Wooderson]

Alright 3 pm and I'm two drinks in.

This might be happening.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's on like Donkey Kong

 

[strykerpks]

It's about 75 degrees out and partly sunny with a 95% chance of smashed by the evening hours.

Yeah that happened.

Wife and kid come home tomorrow. Summer Week of stryker has been rather uneventful, if only really really drunk.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Maybe it's just the Guinness talking, but I forgot how funny Mike Meyers is/was/whatever. I don't remember Goldmember being this funny before; Myers is a truly a 'triple threat' yet no one talks about it.

 

[Thorn]

Stick brought over that corn liquor in a jelly jar and some Bud Ice and ####. We gettin' ####ed up!

I'm confused - is this and the Gene Hackman both Arctic Edge?

 

[strykerpks]

It's about 75 degrees out and partly sunny with a 95% chance of smashed by the evening hours.

Yeah that happened.

Wife and kid come home tomorrow. Summer Week of stryker has been rather uneventful, if only really really drunk.

She's sitting right next to me. It was a run

 

[Doctor Detroit]

It's about 75 degrees out and partly sunny with a 95% chance of smashed by the evening hours.

Yeah that happened.

Wife and kid come home tomorrow. Summer Week of stryker has been rather uneventful, if only really really drunk.

She's sitting right next to me. It was a run

After what you did to me in the GMTAN thread, we're through. It was a run.

 

[strykerpks]

It's about 75 degrees out and partly sunny with a 95% chance of smashed by the evening hours.

Yeah that happened.

Wife and kid come home tomorrow. Summer Week of stryker has been rather uneventful, if only really really drunk.

She's sitting right next to me. It was a run

After what you did to me in the GMTAN thread, we're through. It was a run.

I'm not sure how this works. Am I supposed to start an enemy list like Frosty and put you first?

 

[strykerpks]

Oh, and check my reply, jerkface. I said I would give it a shot

 

[Doctor Detroit]

It's about 75 degrees out and partly sunny with a 95% chance of smashed by the evening hours.

Yeah that happened.

Wife and kid come home tomorrow. Summer Week of stryker has been rather uneventful, if only really really drunk.

She's sitting right next to me. It was a run

After what you did to me in the GMTAN thread, we're through. It was a run.

I'm not sure how this works. Am I supposed to start an enemy list like Frosty and put you first?

I would, yes.

 

[strykerpks]

It's about 75 degrees out and partly sunny with a 95% chance of smashed by the evening hours.

Yeah that happened.

Wife and kid come home tomorrow. Summer Week of stryker has been rather uneventful, if only really really drunk.

She's sitting right next to me. It was a run

After what you did to me in the GMTAN thread, we're through. It was a run.

I'm not sure how this works. Am I supposed to start an enemy list like Frosty and put you first?

I would, yes.

I'll just hate you from the inside

 

[McGarnicle]

Rumple Mintze you're the devil.

 

[maxwelledison]

Checking in.

 

[Thorn]

 

[Drifter]

Yo friends of the great escape.

Straight IPA and Maker's with a vengeance for me tonight

 

[chauncey]

Sierra Nevada summer camp, hydrocode for the neck, some Tylenol pm, a joint topped off with some hash, oh boy.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sierra Nevada summer camp, hydrocode for the neck, some Tylenol pm, a joint topped off with some hash, oh boy.

An error occurredYour like a modern-day Whitney Houston

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys are terrible.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey. Stryker should be here soon I'm thinking.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Was there an AA raid in here or something? Jerks.

 

[captain_amazing]

Moving sober sucks. Moving drunk sucks less.

 

[strykerpks]

Hey. Stryker should be here soon I'm thinking.

 

[-fish-]

Hi, friends. Anyone want to do a group shot?

 

[Drifter]

Hi, friends. Anyone want to do a group shot?

In

 

[-fish-]

Hi, friends. Anyone want to do a group shot?

In

I got fireball, vodka and bourbon.

your call. 11:50

 

[Drifter]

Hi, friends. Anyone want to do a group shot?

In

I got fireball, vodka and bourbon.

your call. 11:50

Bourbon, Tequila, Rum.

Bourbon seems the common theme.

Do we do this on google groupsex or just individually?

 

[strykerpks]

I have no booze

 

[Drifter]

I have no booze

I feel like I don't even know you any more

 

[-fish-]

I have no booze

get the #### out of this thread

#formerteammate

 

[-fish-]

Hi, friends. Anyone want to do a group shot?

In

I got fireball, vodka and bourbon.

your call. 11:50

Bourbon, Tequila, Rum.

Bourbon seems the common theme.

Do we do this on google groupsex or just individually?

I don't have the will to deal with technology. we just go individually

 

[-fish-]

1,2, 3, go

 

[-fish-]

I got a new phone yesterday and after registering all my accounts found out I missed an invite to a google hangout with cos...last september

 

[Drifter]

1,2, 3, go

Done.

Documentation verified by liver enzymes

 

[cosjobs]

In

 

[cosjobs]

I got a new phone yesterday and after registering all my accounts found out I missed an invite to a google hangout with cos...last september

still waiting

 

[-fish-]

I got a new phone yesterday and after registering all my accounts found out I missed an invite to a google hangout with cos...last september

still waiting

you ever coming back this way? you still have a key...in fact, because you still have the key I now have a keypad..all you need is the code these days.

 

[strykerpks]

I have no booze

I feel like I don't even know you any more

I have no booze

get the #### out of this thread

#formerteammate

I'm a beer guy But I'll pick something up for tomorrow night.

Enjoy, though. I have a big day tomorrow of wake and bake, mowing the lawn, assembling some shelving, edging the sidewalk and then the Brewer game with the wife and kid and some in laws. Should be a great day after 4pm.

 

[Drifter]

I got a new phone yesterday and after registering all my accounts found out I missed an invite to a google hangout with cos...last september

still waiting

you ever coming back this way? you still have a key...in fact, because you still have the key I now have a keypad..all you need is the code these days.

####

When are we hanging out? I would like to meet either the 24 year old or the doctor and see the fish in action. I just need a corner to crash in. Give me a date and I'm there.

 

[-fish-]

I need two weeks advance planning to do anything in Seattle at night. Most of my shenanigans take place south, although the 24 year old lives in mill creek. Make sure I have your number and I can send a bat signal next time I'm going out with her up north

 

[strykerpks]

 

[kevzilla]

Yep

 

[cosjobs]

Yep

I mentioned you on a pinned post in the shark pool. Hope you don't get banned

 

[kevzilla]

Found it

 

[strykerpks]

Is this worth finding?

 

[cosjobs]

Is this worth finding?

Shouldn't be hard, no one else hardly replies to pointed posts and they're, well, "pinned."

 

[Frostillicus]

holy drunk

 

[cosjobs]

How erotic (boner-inspiring) was nymphomaniac?

 

[Thorn]

 

[-fish-]

####

 

[fantasycurse42]

Oh yeaaaaaaaaa