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***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (1 Viewer)

QUOTE(mrharrier @ Feb 22 2005, 02:05 PM)

A FORMAL PROPOSAL

In light of LarryBoy's actions to systematically cheat the members of this draft, to defy a direct commissioner's order to correct his team, and to attempt to damage the draft itself and the draft thread, I propose:

1. LarryBoy be asked to leave the WIS sim, and that his money be refunded to him.

2. LarryBoy be removed from the FFA Vote, the OOTP sims, and all other testing measures of the draft.

3. LarryBoy be barred from all future drafts or collaborative works by this group.

Signed:

1. mrharrier

2. Funkley

3. UCONN

4. Nipsey

5. Lastresort66

6. Politician Spock

7. (Koya)

8. IndividuallyWrapedKraftSingles

9. Mr. Pickles

10. Bogart

11. Sammy

Hijackers:

1. trefor3

WIS Owners:

1. John Martinez

2. Carmen Booty III

3. Widow of Big Pun

4. Scottie Nguyen

Random People:

1. Hanna Manlikova

2. Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll

3. Scott Norwood (Funkley says it's OK)

4. Jared from Subway

5. Jackie Earl Haley

6. Tremendous Upside
:thumbup:
Add me as #7 under "Random People". "Don't be a fairy, vote off the Larry."

 
QUOTE(mrharrier @ Feb 22 2005, 02:05 PM)A FORMAL PROPOSALIn light of LarryBoy's actions to systematically cheat the members of this draft, to defy a direct commissioner's order to correct his team, and to attempt to damage the draft itself and the draft thread, I propose:1. LarryBoy be asked to leave the WIS sim, and that his money be refunded to him.2. LarryBoy be removed from the FFA Vote, the OOTP sims, and all other testing measures of the draft.3. LarryBoy be barred from all future drafts or collaborative works by this group.Signed:1. mrharrier2. Funkley3. UCONN4. Nipsey5. Lastresort666. Politician Spock7. (Koya)8. IndividuallyWrapedKraftSingles 9. Mr. Pickles10. Bogart11. SammyHijackers:1. trefor3WIS Owners:1. John Martinez2. Carmen Booty III3. Widow of Big Pun4. Scottie Nguyen ("We did it, baby!")5. MishuRandom People:1. Hanna Manlikova2. Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll3. Scott Norwood (Funkley says it's OK)4. Jared from Subway5. Jackie Earl Haley6. Tremendous Upside7. Truckasaurus II
 
:mellow:

Back away from the "line".  You guys are cruising along nicely.... :yes:
Speaking of cruising along nicely...If one had a 17" monitor set to 1024x768 resolution and the browser set to full screen, would this thread stretch from New York to Los Angeles if it wasn't broken down into pages?

If not, how much farther do we have to go?
My rough calculations put this thread length @ 20625 feet, only ~4miles.JAA

calcs: 275 pages @ 50 posts per page @ 1 post ~1.5'.

 
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I dont think I would enjoy playing in a league with the majority of the people 1) dont like me, b) dont want me playing, c) think I am cheating d) make fun of me frequently. Though, that probably already happens in the 11 fantasy football leagues Im in behind my back :bag:

 
Scheduled to be sent at 8AM EST when I become acting commissioner:

Dear What if Sports -

...If we need to pay the refunded amount, one of our other owners (p_spock) has gladly agreed to foot the bill.  He said to just hammer his credit card again...no problem (and take $15 for yourself, "get something nice").
Ironically they billed my credit card twice when I signed up, so I've got another season on my management page waiting for me to draft. They can use that credit to refund to Larry. :thumbup:
 
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Scheduled to be sent at 8AM EST when I become acting commissioner:

Dear What if Sports -

My name is Nipsey and I own a team called the "nips" in baseball sim league #XXXXX.  We have a bit of a problem and we'd like to know if you can help us come to a resolution that all parties involved can feel comfortable with.

The way our league is structured, each team is using a player's third highest salaried season (according to the salaries on your site).  We ran into a little grey area when it came to relievers that had at one time been starters (i.e. Dennis Eckersley).  It was decided that if you were going to draft the pitcher as a reliever, you'd use the third highest salaried season that player had as a reliever.

Anywho, we have a participant in our league (larryboy4444) who drafted a reliever (I won't mention the pitcher by name, but think "sucks") and he ended up using his third best overall season, not his third best season as a reliever.  He claims that when discussing the rule, the term "we could use" meant it was his choice whether or not he wanted to abide by this rule (as in "I can if I want to").  The rest of the league told him that wasn't the case and he needed to change to the correct season immediately.  Well, he balked.  For about a day.  And during that time, all hell broke loose in our chat thread we have on another site. 

It was decided after a league-wide petition had circulated that he'd be asked to leave the league.  Even Hanna Manlikova and the widow of Big Pun (hi Claire! :0))are with us on this.  My question is, can you refund his entry fee and pass the control of his team to another owner in the league (aaronr30)?  If we need to pay the refunded amount, one of our other owners (p_spock) has gladly agreed to foot the bill.  He said to just hammer his credit card again...no problem (and take $15 for yourself, "get something nice").

Please let us know if this can happen as we're eager to continue our league and I'm personally looking forward to continuing my quest to capture my first WIS league crown. 

Thanks for taking this matter under consideration, and if I may say, you people are all class.  When I want to feel proud, I think of my involvement with you people and your lovely, lovely site.

In admiration -

Nipsey

Acting Commissioner for sim league #XXXXX

PS  The danish was a nice touch.
Fixed.A truly inspiring letter Nipsey!

Also Nips, keep in mind you can use this time as commish to draft rules for the 2nd All Time draft. You have absolute power.

 
Scheduled to be sent at 8AM EST when I become acting commissioner:

Dear What if Sports -

...If we need to pay the refunded amount, one of our other owners (p_spock) has gladly agreed to foot the bill.  He said to just hammer his credit card again...no problem (and take $15 for yourself, "get something nice").
Ironically they billed my credit card twice when I signed up, so I've got another season on my management page waiting for me to draft. They can use that credit to refund to Larry. :thumbup:
I'd buy you a beer but it keeps leaking out of the Fed Ex envelope.
 
:mellow:

Back away from the "line".  You guys are cruising along nicely.... :yes:
Speaking of cruising along nicely...If one had a 17" monitor set to 1024x768 resolution and the browser set to full screen, would this thread stretch from New York to Los Angeles if it wasn't broken down into pages?

If not, how much farther do we have to go?
My rough calculations put this thread length @ 20625 feet, only ~4miles.JAA

calcs: 275 pages @ 50 posts per page @ 1 post ~1.5'.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with one first post. Come on guys, only 99600 more pages to go!!!

 
Did anyone feel like they were arguing with Larry when they were listening to Mr. Bonds especially the part on how using steriods isn't cheating (I think he questioned what cheating really is).Dude, people don't hate you because your black, they hate you because you are less than forthcoming about ruining the intergity of the game.

 
GB ! for my formal warning. Will be altering my behavior accordingly. Fine job Capella, Nipsey, Spock, petition signers, ect.

 
QUOTE(mrharrier @ Feb 22 2005, 02:05 PM)

A FORMAL PROPOSAL

In light of LarryBoy's actions to systematically cheat the members of this draft, to defy a direct commissioner's order to correct his team, and to attempt to damage the draft itself and the draft thread, I propose:

1. LarryBoy be asked to leave the WIS sim, and that his money be refunded to him.

2. LarryBoy be removed from the FFA Vote, the OOTP sims, and all other testing measures of the draft.

3. LarryBoy be barred from all future drafts or collaborative works by this group.

Signed:

1. mrharrier

2. Funkley

3. UCONN

4. Nipsey

5. Lastresort66

6. Politician Spock

7. (Koya)

8. IndividuallyWrapedKraftSingles

9. Mr. Pickles

10. Bogart

11. Sammy

Hijackers:

1. trefor3

WIS Owners:

1. John Martinez

2. Carmen Booty III

3. Widow of Big Pun

4. Scottie Nguyen ("We did it, baby!")

5. Mishu

Random People:

1. Hanna Manlikova

2. Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll

3. Scott Norwood (Funkley says it's OK)

4. Jared from Subway

5. Jackie Earl Haley

6. Tremendous Upside

7. Truckasaurus II

8. MrPack
 
am I allowed to beat up on dummy teams?
It's been voted that you'll be getting LB's team (free of charge). Do you want it? You do need to change quantrill and bonilla to their correct years though.
:rotflmao: I asked WIS to change them, they said no and that Capella had to change them...

so, its in Capella's court to change those players...

and it isn't free, if you do kick me out I expect my $$$ back...
Hey Larry...word on the street is that you are NOT getting your dough. Tough times for you Larry, tough times.

 
Friggin bullpen got me again last night. Leading Spartans until the 8th and this time Face blows it. Cost Marichal a nice start. I underestimated the importance of an unhittable 8th inning reliever. I'd probably have 6-7 more wins if I had a reliable guy.

 
In what famous 1980's movie did the song "Heat Wave" appear? Or maybe it was early '90s? I dunno.. can't remember. Just trying to figure out what movie it was from. Maybe more than one?

And yes, I was inspired by Vonzelle's performance tonight.
Hollywood Nights?
 
GB ! for my formal warning. Will be altering my behavior accordingly. Fine job Capella, Nipsey, Spock, petition signers, ect.
Formal warning?!?! In the two timeouts I've received they just went ahead and did it without any warning.Or is the warning about more than just a timeout?

 
GB ! for my formal warning.  Will be altering my behavior accordingly.  Fine job Capella, Nipsey, Spock, petition signers, ect.
Warning for what? And what's this about a petition? I have no idea what's going on around here anymore. :confused:
GWB - just sign the petition. Its lonely in the hijackers section. :unsure:
 
GB ! for my formal warning.  Will be altering my behavior accordingly.  Fine job Capella, Nipsey, Spock, petition signers, ect.
Formal warning?!?! In the two timeouts I've received they just went ahead and did it without any warning.Or is the warning about more than just a timeout?
If I'd have kept at it I have no doubt there would have been serious (FBG related) consequences. That said, I don't really think anything I did was bad enough (comparatively) to get much more than a TO. Like I said, I very much appreciated the warning over just getting a timeout. I think when you get a timeout w/out warning it's either just because you did something they feel is so wrong no explaining is needed (which wasn't my case...everything I did was borderline at worst IMO) or because they just don't have time for it (I could have seen them just giving a lot of "us" some time off to cool down yesterday...which they kind of did w/ the "semi-deletion" of the thread. Don't know what else to say. This is my first real mod-related, mod contact. Again, just speaking from my experience, I appreciate the warning. Sorry to hear you weren't given the same courtesy in the past. Big :thumbup: on the $ to LB. Bud E on me.
 
GWB - just sign the petition. Its lonely in the hijackers section. :unsure:
I'm afraid I can't do that until my attorney has had a chance to review the particulars. Please forward it to Capella for his review.Now, that said, if this is the Ashlee Simpson GFY petition, where do I sign?

 
I also appreciate a certain post (LB's user name just had to have 10 characters) just being deleted and not having that thread locked. All in all I'm pretty pleased w/ the mods. They could have 86'd our thread. They could have lived up to their Nazi reputation and just started deleting everything in site, handing out IP bans, ect. They were pretty reasonable imo. I disagree on a few borderline calls...but hey if it's borderline it is their site and their call. When you step up to that border you have to respect their judgement over yours.

 
GWB - just sign the petition.  Its lonely in the hijackers section.  :unsure:
I'm afraid I can't do that until my attorney has had a chance to review the particulars. Please forward it to Capella for his review.Now, that said, if this is the Ashlee Simpson GFY petition, where do I sign?
:bs: Just sign it. You get free movie tickets and a chance to meet Adrian Zmed at the premier.....and ribs.

 
I also appreciate a certain post (LB's user name just had to have 10 characters) just being deleted and not having that thread locked. All in all I'm pretty pleased w/ the mods. They could have 86'd our thread. They could have lived up to their Nazi reputation and just started deleting everything in site, handing out IP bans, ect. They were pretty reasonable imo. I disagree on a few borderline calls...but hey if it's borderline it is their site and their call. When you step up to that border you have to respect their judgement over yours.
I picture you on a fuzzy video reading from a script and guys with hoods over their heads standing around you.
 
I also appreciate a certain post (LB's user name just had to have 10 characters) just being deleted and not having that thread locked.  All in all I'm pretty pleased w/ the mods.  They could have 86'd our thread.  They could have lived up to their Nazi reputation and just started deleting everything in site, handing out IP bans, ect.  They were pretty reasonable imo.  I disagree on a few borderline calls...but hey if it's borderline it is their site and their call.  When you step up to that border you have to respect their judgement over yours.
I picture you on a fuzzy video reading from a script and guys with hoods over their heads standing around you.
so now your saying the mods are terrorists??that isn't cool Funkley... :unsure:

 
I also appreciate a certain post (LB's user name just had to have 10 characters) just being deleted and not having that thread locked.  All in all I'm pretty pleased w/ the mods.  They could have 86'd our thread.  They could have lived up to their Nazi reputation and just started deleting everything in site, handing out IP bans, ect.  They were pretty reasonable imo.  I disagree on a few borderline calls...but hey if it's borderline it is their site and their call.  When you step up to that border you have to respect their judgement over yours.
I picture you on a fuzzy video reading from a script and guys with hoods over their heads standing around you.
:rotflmao:
 
I get my first shot at Cy in todays PM matchups. Maybe Nipsey will be to distracted by his interim Commish duties to give his usual rousing pregame peptalk and I'll actually have a chance to steal a victory. :ph34r:

 
GB ! for my formal warning.  Will be altering my behavior accordingly.  Fine job Capella, Nipsey, Spock, petition signers, ect.
Formal warning?!?! In the two timeouts I've received they just went ahead and did it without any warning.Or is the warning about more than just a timeout?
If I'd have kept at it I have no doubt there would have been serious (FBG related) consequences. That said, I don't really think anything I did was bad enough (comparatively) to get much more than a TO. Like I said, I very much appreciated the warning over just getting a timeout. I think when you get a timeout w/out warning it's either just because you did something they feel is so wrong no explaining is needed (which wasn't my case...everything I did was borderline at worst IMO) or because they just don't have time for it (I could have seen them just giving a lot of "us" some time off to cool down yesterday...which they kind of did w/ the "semi-deletion" of the thread. Don't know what else to say. This is my first real mod-related, mod contact. Again, just speaking from my experience, I appreciate the warning. Sorry to hear you weren't given the same courtesy in the past. Big :thumbup: on the $ to LB. Bud E on me.
The things I got timeouts for were pretty obvious, so I think you're right there. As for giving Larry_boy the money, it's already spent as WIS has already charged me. I was going to draft one of those $80 million limit teams and see how well I could do, but I'll get much more enjoyment from that credit using it this way instead.
 
Updated Standings per usual scoring and missing one game. The second number is the number of games played against the dummy teams. In Nipsey's case those games can be counted as competitive. East GB Total DumLarry_Boy_44's 14 9Kobayashi 5 4Pickles 4 7Maranville 4 3Irish Cowboys 4 9Bellucci's 4 7Koya's 2 9Cryogenics 1 4The Goodfellas 0 5Taurasi's 0 7BRINGIN' 0 7Nips -3 6Curse Reversing Idiots -4 9Bullet Joe's -4 9Spartans -5 8Pumpnicks -5 6N.O. -6 3Newmies -7 8Balitmore Badgers -7 10Leftovers -9 10

 
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I also appreciate a certain post (LB's user name just had to have 10 characters) just being deleted and not having that thread locked. All in all I'm pretty pleased w/ the mods. They could have 86'd our thread. They could have lived up to their Nazi reputation and just started deleting everything in site, handing out IP bans, ect. They were pretty reasonable imo. I disagree on a few borderline calls...but hey if it's borderline it is their site and their call. When you step up to that border you have to respect their judgement over yours.
I still have no clue what you're talking about. Could you be more vague?
 
Updated Standings per usual scoring and missing one game. The second number is the number of games played against the dummy teams. In Nipsey's case those games can be counted as competitive.

N.O. -6 3
Dam, my team sucks. :(
 
I also appreciate a certain post (LB's user name just had to have 10 characters) just being deleted and not having that thread locked.  All in all I'm pretty pleased w/ the mods.  They could have 86'd our thread.  They could have lived up to their Nazi reputation and just started deleting everything in site, handing out IP bans, ect.  They were pretty reasonable imo.  I disagree on a few borderline calls...but hey if it's borderline it is their site and their call.  When you step up to that border you have to respect their judgement over yours.
I still have no clue what you're talking about. Could you be more vague?
sure.
 
Updated Standings per usual scoring and missing one game.  The second number is the number of games played against the dummy teams.  In Nipsey's case those games can be counted as competitive. 

N.O. -6 3
Dam, my team sucks. :(
It's still early.
Man, I hope. On a 9-17 skid right now after an 8-3 start.Didn't do a good job building my team for my park. I've got the LH power, but I don't have enough RH guys who hit for average to pepper balls into the huge left field.

And pretty much all of my pitching gets shelled at home. Most of my guys, both starters and bullpen, are around double their real-life ERA. Opposing BA against my pitchers is also highly inflated, except for Al Leiter.

Leiter is my ace right now -- 4-1 with opponents hitting .188 against him. Spahn, Schilling, Plank all reek of rotting skunk.

:hot:

.

 
Well, my second player is starting to show some tiring. Worse than Hamilton (who I have decent backups), its my catcher Cochrane. His backup is Jimmy Sundberg, a nice defensive player, but will bat as low as possible.

 
Updated Standings per usual scoring and missing one game.  The second number is the number of games played against the dummy teams.  In Nipsey's case those games can be counted as competitive. 

N.O. -6 3
Dam, my team sucks. :(
It's still early.
Man, I hope. On a 9-17 skid right now after an 8-3 start.Didn't do a good job building my team for my park. I've got the LH power, but I don't have enough RH guys who hit for average to pepper balls into the huge left field.

And pretty much all of my pitching gets shelled at home. Most of my guys, both starters and bullpen, are around double their real-life ERA. Opposing BA against my pitchers is also highly inflated, except for Al Leiter.

Leiter is my ace right now -- 4-1 with opponents hitting .188 against him. Spahn, Schilling, Plank all reek of rotting skunk.

:hot:

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Protest!! You are SOOO trying to jinx me for this afternoon. I need UCONN to pay Cicotte to take Schilling out.
 
Updated Standings per usual scoring and missing one game.  The second number is the number of games played against the dummy teams.  In Nipsey's case those games can be counted as competitive. 

N.O. -6 3
Dam, my team sucks. :(
It's still early.
Man, I hope. On a 9-17 skid right now after an 8-3 start.Didn't do a good job building my team for my park. I've got the LH power, but I don't have enough RH guys who hit for average to pepper balls into the huge left field.

And pretty much all of my pitching gets shelled at home. Most of my guys, both starters and bullpen, are around double their real-life ERA. Opposing BA against my pitchers is also highly inflated, except for Al Leiter.

Leiter is my ace right now -- 4-1 with opponents hitting .188 against him. Spahn, Schilling, Plank all reek of rotting skunk.

:hot:

.
Protest!! You are SOOO trying to jinx me for this afternoon. I need UCONN to pay Cicotte to take Schilling out.
:moneybag:
 
Protest!! You are SOOO trying to jinx me for this afternoon. I need UCONN to pay Cicotte to take Schilling out.
:rotflmao: Not pulling a Lou Holtz here.

...

Maybe I should throw a chair across the field?

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Just sign it. You get free movie tickets and a chance to meet Adrian Zmed at the premier.....and ribs.
No way. I'm not signing anything yet. Not a Zmed fan and I don't believe Nipsey can deliver the ribs anyway.Besides, no one has told me what this petition is for yet.

 
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Just sign it. You get free movie tickets and a chance to meet Adrian Zmed at the premier.....and ribs.
No way. I'm not signing anything yet. Not a Zmed fan and I don't believe Nipsey can deliver the ribs anyway.Besides, no one has told me what this petition is for yet.
DO IT.BTW, are you aware that Hoss calls you "The Beaver?"

 

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