Nipsey
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I just received this e-mail from John:"Dear Nipsey,Likewise..I'm going to forward this to John. He's not going to be happy. Shame on you.Wow. This is really surprising because Martinez (or "Burrito Sid" as I like to call him.. don't ask) cc'ed me on that email and it went something like this:Dear Nips,I just recieved this email from WIS""Dear Nipsey,this is goodAgreed. Can we get that changed ASAP, I think once it's fixed the integrity of the league will be restored.I'm thinking of protesting the third game as well because clearly, they played like a 1-1 team and not a 2-0 team. Had the records have been correct, I'd have probably won....So sad.. so very, very sad..![]()
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First of all, thank you for the scones. We get hungry here around mid-morning and they really hit the spot.
Secondly, I'll see what I can do with regards to changing the standings. If the commissioner doesn't want to do it manually, we can and sometimes do just disolve the entire league. We don't like to do that, but if need be, we have that option. Some here in the office have already asked me to do it, as they don't like to see you treated this way. We hold you and your club in very high regard and to see you suffer like this is just too much for some of the staffers, especially the females.
Anywho, rock on with your bad self. Godspeed.
John Martinez
Owner - What if Sports"
They really get it over there.![]()
Please, please stop emailing me. I don't have time for this crap and I'm certainly not changing any scores for you. Oh, and bribing us with stale bread is probably the worst idea imaginable, although I did feed the dog with it. You probably should have put more thought into your team instead of reaching for those two mediocre closers. There's your real problem. Was this the all facial hair draft or what? I'm confused. Anyway, good luck with the season and please don't contact us again.
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John Martinez
Owner - What if Sports
A wise man once said that a great club is composed of two things: Talent and heart. Well, never has that been more apparent with your squad. "Nips" has filled my days and nights with much joy and for that I will always be grateful. I'd like to send you something via the mail as a token of my appreciation. I'm not going to tell you what it is as I would like it to be a surprise, but I will give you a hint: you can hold it in your hand and it has a motor.
As far as Mr P's fake e-mail, don't sweat it. I found it quite amusing. If I had his club, I'd probably resort to writing fake e-mails as well.
Don't worry, you're my boy. Always will be."
In solidarity,
John Martinez
Owner - What if Sports
Wow. What could that gift be? Whatever it is, what a nice gesture....
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Hang on, just got a new email from John (re: Nips). Ahem:
Hmmm, that's odd. Right around you received your "genuine" e-mail from John, I got this one:"Dear Nipsey,
What a man po' to do?.
by Clemente knocking his ### around for 

Take your beatings like a man.



