***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (2 Viewers)

[Funkley]

King Kelly's All Stars got embarassed by Colome is a God

Bert Husting lowers his ERA to 6.27. :rotflmao:

 

[Nipsey]

Sacrifices (SAC)

Name Team SAC

'66 Tommy John BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 5

'44 Bucky Walters Koya's BK Bums 5

'63 Bob Friend Leftovers 5

'35 Tommy Bridges Leftovers 5

'81 Dave Stieb Nips 5

'20 Stan Coveleski Pumpnicks 5

'03 Rube Waddell The Goodfellas 5

DAVE STIEB IS A BUNTING MACHINE!

At least he's good at something

He's good at firing it inside too. I'd watch your tongue....

 

[Bogart]

Top 7: Spartans Rule

Jim Sundberg replaces Cochrane at catcher. Rabbit Maranville replaces Ripken at SS. Graig Nettles replaces Traynor at 3B. Bill Dahlen replaces Hornsby at 2B. Reggie Jackson replaces Carey in RF. Dwight Evans replaces Henderson in LF. Rafael Palmeiro replaces Terry at 1B. Bret Saberhagen strikes out. Honus Wagner is hit by a pitch. Wagner charges the mound, but the entire infield is holding him back. He is doing everything he can to get at Addie Joss '03. Home plate umpire Dutch Rennert issues a warning to Addie Joss '03.

damn, things got a bit heated this afternoon.The plate is by Joss, next time its your head Wagner!!!!

 

[Nipsey]

By the way, I CAN'T WAIT to get the response to my letter from WIS. That's going to funny. "Who's Claire?"

 

[Sammy3469]

Top 7: Spartans Rule

Jim Sundberg replaces Cochrane at catcher. Rabbit Maranville replaces Ripken at SS. Graig Nettles replaces Traynor at 3B. Bill Dahlen replaces Hornsby at 2B. Reggie Jackson replaces Carey in RF. Dwight Evans replaces Henderson in LF. Rafael Palmeiro replaces Terry at 1B. Bret Saberhagen strikes out. Honus Wagner is hit by a pitch. Wagner charges the mound, but the entire infield is holding him back. He is doing everything he can to get at Addie Joss '03. Home plate umpire Dutch Rennert issues a warning to Addie Joss '03.

damn, things got a bit heated this afternoon.The plate is by Joss, next time its your head Wagner!!!!

That is too funny

 

[Kraft...]

Afternoon scores are up. Gooooooose!!!!!

Cy gives up 4 in the first, but settles down nicely. Bunched up in my division....

8 runs scored 2 earned! That is total , I'm filing a protest with the commish, I'm sure you're above any conflict of interest here right.

All protests can be heard in public when I'm the acting commissioner. What is your protest?

There is a bug in the Sim, there is no way my squad makes 3 errors in a game allowing 6 unearned runs(and hits into three double plays on top of that). I would like a formal letter sent to WhatIf management on behalf of the league for this momentous injustice. The game result should be reversed and Pesky and Wills', who are both A/A fielders, errors shall be removed form the record.

 

[Nipsey]

Top 7: Spartans Rule

Jim Sundberg replaces Cochrane at catcher. Rabbit Maranville replaces Ripken at SS. Graig Nettles replaces Traynor at 3B. Bill Dahlen replaces Hornsby at 2B. Reggie Jackson replaces Carey in RF. Dwight Evans replaces Henderson in LF. Rafael Palmeiro replaces Terry at 1B. Bret Saberhagen strikes out. Honus Wagner is hit by a pitch. Wagner charges the mound, but the entire infield is holding him back. He is doing everything he can to get at Addie Joss '03. Home plate umpire Dutch Rennert issues a warning to Addie Joss '03.

damn, things got a bit heated this afternoon.The plate is by Joss, next time its your head Wagner!!!!

Bottom 1: Curse Reversing Idiots

Cy Young '03 takes the mound. George Sisler hits a double. [2] Johnny Pesky hits a line drive single to CF. Sisler scores from second. [1] Joe Dimaggio hits a groundball single to CF. Young calls Dimaggio a **** as he takes the turn at first. Dimaggio spits in the direction of Young. Young calls Dimaggio a dirty gay cheater. Hank Greenberg laughs hysterically. Even Dimaggio laughs. Home plate umpire Ed Nathan tries to issue a warning but can't because he's laughing too hard. Young can't stop laughing and decides to pitch underhand. [13] Hank Aaron hits a home run. Al Kaline hits a single. [1] Buck Ewing flies out to shallow LF. Maury Wills hits into a 2-6-3 double-play.

 

[Nipsey]

Afternoon scores are up. Gooooooose!!!!!

Cy gives up 4 in the first, but settles down nicely. Bunched up in my division....

8 runs scored 2 earned! That is total , I'm filing a protest with the commish, I'm sure you're above any conflict of interest here right.

All protests can be heard in public when I'm the acting commissioner. What is your protest?

There is a bug in the Sim, there is no way my squad makes 3 errors in a game allowing 6 unearned runs(and hits into three double plays on top of that). I would like a formal letter sent to WhatIf management on behalf of the league for this momentous injustice. The game result should be reversed and Pesky and Wills', who are both A/A fielders, errors shall be removed form the record.

I'm going to disagree with you here. If Ozzie Smith and Joe Jackson can combine for 4 errors in a game, then anything is possible.PROTEST DENIED

 

[Kraft...]

Looks like we have new Schtick here, good show Bogart

 

[Sammy3469]

Afternoon scores are up. Gooooooose!!!!!

Cy gives up 4 in the first, but settles down nicely. Bunched up in my division....

8 runs scored 2 earned! That is total , I'm filing a protest with the commish, I'm sure you're above any conflict of interest here right.

All protests can be heard in public when I'm the acting commissioner. What is your protest?

There is a bug in the Sim, there is no way my squad makes 3 errors in a game allowing 6 unearned runs(and hits into three double plays on top of that). I would like a formal letter sent to WhatIf management on behalf of the league for this momentous injustice. The game result should be reversed and Pesky and Wills', who are both A/A fielders, errors shall be removed form the record.

Even I know that protest won't get upheld. John would never have a bug in the Sim. He's too much of a stand-up guy.

 

[Kraft...]

PROTEST DENIED

My anger will be taken out on Dave Stieb in game two this evening.

 

[Nipsey]

PROTEST DENIED

My anger will be taken out on Dave Stieb in game two this evening.

For the record, THIS commissioner does not respond well to threats. BRING IT ON.

 

[Kraft...]

PROTEST DENIED

My anger will be taken out on Dave Stieb in game two this evening.

For the record, THIS commissioner does not respond well to threats. BRING IT ON.

Not a threat, a Promise. I've changed Doc Whites been ball setting to 5.

 

[Nipsey]

I have a serious proposal and I need everyone to vote on it while I am acting commissioner. This issue is very important to me and should have been addressed long ago.

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

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I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

 

[Nipsey]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY1. Nipsey2. larry boy_443.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sacrifices (SAC)

Name Team SAC

'66 Tommy John BRINGIN' IT HOME™ 5

'44 Bucky Walters Koya's BK Bums 5

'63 Bob Friend Leftovers 5

'35 Tommy Bridges Leftovers 5

'81 Dave Stieb Nips 5

'20 Stan Coveleski Pumpnicks 5

'03 Rube Waddell The Goodfellas 5

DAVE STIEB IS A BUNTING MACHINE!

At least he's good at something

He's good at firing it inside too. I'd watch your tongue....

This is probably as good a time as any to point out that Carl Mays is the only MLB pitcher to successful kill a man with a pitched ball. Just a heads up. :gang:

 

[Funkley]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3. King Kelly

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

 

[Sammy3469]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

:rotflmao:I'd consider it if RIBS were included

 

[Kraft...]

Looks like we have a Mutiny on our hands Gentlemen(Where's the old Pirate smiley when you need it)

 

[Doug B]

Face. 2 scoreless in.

Radatz. 1 scoreless in and a save.

Finally.

Don't get excited -- my team forgot how to bat w/o a tee.

 

[Kraft...]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3. King Kelly

4. Mr. Ham

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

 

[Nipsey]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

:rotflmao:I'd consider it if RIBS were included

Yes, RIBS will be included.

 

[Funkley]

11 Members: Funkley, trefor3, Doug B, IndividuallyWrapedKraftSingles, Sammy3469, Nipsey, Mr. Pickles, larry_boy_44, Giant Wooden Badger, Bogart, ScottNorwood

 

[Nipsey]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3. King Kelly

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

Please....league members only.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

:rotflmao:I'd consider it if RIBS were included

Yes, RIBS will be included.

This campaign is full of empty promises and glad-handing.

 

[Bogart]

11 Members: Funkley, trefor3, Doug B, IndividuallyWrapedKraftSingles, Sammy3469, Nipsey, Mr. Pickles, larry_boy_44, Giant Wooden Badger, Bogart, ScottNorwood

good call.

 

[Funkley]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3. King Kelly

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

Please....league members only.

So I guess that leaves out Joker, Cowboy and Hand Job too?

 

[Nipsey]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

:rotflmao:I'd consider it if RIBS were included

Yes, RIBS will be included.

This campaign is full of empty promises and glad-handing.

That is completely not true. Ribs for all who vote "yes" if I'm elected! Hijackers are welcome to vote and if I'm elected, they will no longer be called "hijackers", they will be "full fledged members" and comrades..

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3. King Kelly

4. Rude Dude

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

 

[Kraft...]

Hijackers are welcome to vote and if I'm elected, they will no longer be called "hijackers", they will be "full fledged members" and comrades..

This from the man that coined the term "hijackers" :rotflmao:

 

[Nipsey]

Hijackers are welcome to vote and if I'm elected, they will no longer be called "hijackers", they will be "full fledged members" and comrades..

This from the man that coined the term "hijackers" :rotflmao:

I was standing up for the integrity of the league. The fact that I coined that phrase should only make you feel even better about my candidacy.

 

[Nipsey]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY1. Nipsey2. larry boy_443. Aaronr304.5.6.7.8.9.10.I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

Let's get this done people.

 

[Sammy3469]

I'm sorry Nipsey...I can't in good conscience support any proposal that a certain unmentionable does. I'll need more than just RIBS

 

[Nipsey]

I'm sorry Nipsey...I can't in good conscience support any proposal that a certain unmentionable does.

I'll need more than just RIBS

What more do you need? Whatever it is can be arranged.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.

PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY

1. Nipsey

2. larry boy_44

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

:rotflmao:I'd consider it if RIBS were included

Yes, RIBS will be included.

This campaign is full of empty promises and glad-handing.

That is completely not true. Ribs for all who vote "yes" if I'm elected! Hijackers are welcome to vote and if I'm elected, they will no longer be called "hijackers", they will be "full fledged members" and comrades..

So let me get this straight. I get full membership in this exclusive club AND a rack of ribs? Is it a full or half rack?

Either way, I'm in!

 

[Nipsey]

I motion to have Capella removed from his commissioner duties and be replaced (full-time) by me, Nipsey, effective immediately.PETITION TO HAVE CAPELLA PERMANATELY REPLACED BY NIPSEY1. Nipsey2. larry boy_443. Aaronr304. Trefor35.6.7.8.9.10.I believe nine (9) "yes" votes will make this a reality.

Way to stand up for what's right, Tre.

 

[Funkley]

Breaking news I'll share with my friends. St Paul Pioneer Press is reporting that Moss has been dealt to the Raiders for the #7 pick and a defensive starter believed to be Napoleon Harris.EDIT: Can't be official until next week but I'm sure you guys know that.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Some other lesser known Carl Mays ( :gang: ) stats:1. Threw the 1921 World Series2. Led the league in whores #####-slapped 1917-19263. Fought off a bout with consumption during the 1923 season4. Batted .268 in his career (6th all time for pitchers)5. Kept out of the HOF because he slept with a committee member's wife (actually, two)6. Had hernia surgery in 1927, which was really an operation to remove a superfluous third testicle

 

[Sammy3469]

Some other lesser known Carl Mays ( :gang: ) stats:

1. Threw the 1921 World Series

2. Led the league in whores #####-slapped 1917-1926

3. Fought off a bout with consumption during the 1923 season

4. Batted .268 in his career (6th all time for pitchers)

5. Kept out of the HOF because he slept with a committee member's wife (actually, two)

6. Had hernia surgery in 1927, which was really an operation to remove a superfluous third testicle

Good info here

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

No way. I refuse to be involved in this coup d'état. Count me out.Oh, and :reported:Shame on you Nipsey. I thought you were a man of honor. You, sir, are the one that should be thrown from the planet.

 

[Funkley]

Some other lesser known Carl Mays ( :gang: ) stats:

1. Threw the 1921 World Series

2. Led the league in whores #####-slapped 1917-1926

3. Fought off a bout with consumption during the 1923 season

4. Batted .268 in his career (6th all time for pitchers)

5. Kept out of the HOF because he slept with a committee member's wife (actually, two)

6. Had hernia surgery in 1927, which was really an operation to remove a superfluous third testicle

Might be the coolest player in the league. Porking committee member's wives. :rotflmao:

 

[Nipsey]

No way. I refuse to be involved in this coup d'état. Count me out.

Oh, and :reported:

Shame on you Nipsey. I thought you were a man of honor. You, sir, are the one that should be thrown from the planet.

I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for us. Think about that.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

No way. I refuse to be involved in this coup d'état. Count me out.

Oh, and :reported:

Shame on you Nipsey. I thought you were a man of honor. You, sir, are the one that should be thrown from the planet.

I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for us. Think about that.

I've thought about it, and it sounds a little gay to me.

 

[Nipsey]

No way. I refuse to be involved in this coup d'état. Count me out.

Oh, and :reported:

Shame on you Nipsey. I thought you were a man of honor. You, sir, are the one that should be thrown from the planet.

I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for us. Think about that.

I've thought about it, and it sounds a little gay to me.

What's wrong with a little gay?

 

[Funkley]

No way. I refuse to be involved in this coup d'état. Count me out.

Oh, and :reported:

Shame on you Nipsey. I thought you were a man of honor. You, sir, are the one that should be thrown from the planet.

I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for us. Think about that.

I've thought about it, and it sounds a little gay to me.

Makes me wonder what kind of league Nipsey is trying to turn this into. We're not into your wild, Hollywood, kinky gay stuff Nipsey. At least not most of us.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

No way. I refuse to be involved in this coup d'état. Count me out.

Oh, and :reported:

Shame on you Nipsey. I thought you were a man of honor. You, sir, are the one that should be thrown from the planet.

I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for us. Think about that.

I've thought about it, and it sounds a little gay to me.

What's wrong with a little gay?

It's a gateway condition that leads to full-blown gay. :graduate:

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

I've thought about it, and it sounds a little gay to me.

NTTAWWT

 

[Nipsey]

No way. I refuse to be involved in this coup d'état. Count me out.

Oh, and :reported:

Shame on you Nipsey. I thought you were a man of honor. You, sir, are the one that should be thrown from the planet.

I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for us. Think about that.

I've thought about it, and it sounds a little gay to me.

What's wrong with a little gay?

It's a gateway condition that leads to full-blown gay. :graduate:

Speaking of gay, just got the morning transcript from a certain AIM chat.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Speaking of gay, just got the morning transcript from a certain AIM chat.

And?

 

[Funkley]

No way. I refuse to be involved in this coup d'état. Count me out.

Oh, and :reported:

Shame on you Nipsey. I thought you were a man of honor. You, sir, are the one that should be thrown from the planet.

I'm not doing this for me. I'm doing this for us. Think about that.

I've thought about it, and it sounds a little gay to me.

Makes me wonder what kind of league Nipsey is trying to turn this into. We're not into your wild, Hollywood, kinky gay stuff Nipsey. At least not most of us.

9 Members: Funkley, Tremendous Upside, larry_boy_44, Nipsey, Giant Wooden Badger, scoobygang, Sammy3469, Politician Spock, trefor3NTTAWWT