:rotflmao: And to think, his mother named him Dimebag.Your attempts to be funny on this board aren't working on me either. But different strokes for different folks I guess.I think I'm gonna do an FBG first: I'm gonna request that I be banned from this board so I'm not tempted to come back here. This board has no redeeming value unless you're a self-rightious #####.Is this an attempt to be funny? I'm not following. I got an idea...why not post some pics of a chick you have no shot at banging. That'd be really neat.Sorry to inconvienince you people by thinking that I could have a division-leading team without anything that resembles shtick on this board. Good luck with your shtickting. Because I'm nice, I'll translate the above mesage in Shtickish:
Capeche?"Ouch" larry_boy "ouch"larry_boy. larry_boy larry_boy
3ned: larry_boy "ouch".
"ouch" larry_boy
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lastresort66
Crude Noisemaker
I find it funny you interpet my lack of posting here as arrogance. Funny can also be interpreted as stupid.
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
When/why did lastresort get all pissed off about the league/thread? Did this occur in the last 78 pages? If so, that's probably why I missed it. 
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I haven't seen any ####### PM's.Ham is in Chicago for the weekend, I'll hound him when he returns...I wouldn't give up on it yet...Sounds like a real wildcat.Speaking of free pizza, never heard back from Ham Man. Must have been busy torching the neighbor's house.
Nipsey
Footballguy
Gotta take it up with him....I haven't seen any ####### PM's.Ham is in Chicago for the weekend, I'll hound him when he returns...I wouldn't give up on it yet...Sounds like a real wildcat.Speaking of free pizza, never heard back from Ham Man. Must have been busy torching the neighbor's house.
nephilim
Footballguy
i have a group trip to the keys every year (since 87, key largo - america outdoors). gotta love the 150+ ponders in the thongs.... they don't care... of course the younger ones (mostly legal) do wonders for a thong....You just described Mr. Pickles.She's about 4'10"/180 with some hairy cheeks (facial). There will be no disrobing. She's very sweet though, couldn't be nicer.Doesn't everyone have their Maid clean the racketball court in the buff?I still think there's something going on between you and the maid. I just get that vibe.I stayed with a crazy Latina woman 3 years too long for this reason alone. Best #### evah!I'm with you there, iFriend.
the worst thing was a group of 3 german couples (men 250+ easy, women not far behind) walking down to the beach, stipping down to their underwear and rolling into the ocean!! if going in was bad, coming out was worse... 
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Playoff PictureNL EastLB (84-39)Pump (75-48, 9 GB)NL CentralSpock (77-46)Me (74-49, 3 GB)Koya (73-50, 4 GB)NL WestBogart (80-43)Funkley (77-46, 3 GB, Wildcard leader)So 7 teams with a legit shot at 4 spots. Nobody has locked anything up yet, but it'd take a pretty big collapse from Larry.Cryogenics Rule, Harrier, and Mr. Pickles will represent the Patriot league Central, West, and WildCard barring some very strange happenings. Lastresort, Spartans, and Voodoo will fight it out for the East's spot. Lastresort up 4 and 7 but it's still a race.
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Homer @ RJ
Footballguy
There will be a season two.Well, unless you are last resort or larry_boy.
Homer @ RJ
Footballguy
:rotflmao: btw, logged on at my old man's house as the homer alias...dial up connection...not going to risk trying to log out on this commodore 64.:rotflmao: And to think, his mother named him Dimebag.Your attempts to be funny on this board aren't working on me either. But different strokes for different folks I guess.I think I'm gonna do an FBG first: I'm gonna request that I be banned from this board so I'm not tempted to come back here. This board has no redeeming value unless you're a self-rightious #####.Is this an attempt to be funny? I'm not following. I got an idea...why not post some pics of a chick you have no shot at banging. That'd be really neat.Sorry to inconvienince you people by thinking that I could have a division-leading team without anything that resembles shtick on this board. Good luck with your shtickting. Because I'm nice, I'll translate the above mesage in Shtickish:
Capeche?"Ouch" larry_boy "ouch"
snorlax
Zzzzzzzzzzzz.
I heard an interview with former Arkansas coach Nolan Richardson on the radio tonight around 6pm. The host asked him about the origin of his "60 minutes of hell" style of play. Despite being a protege of a conservative college coach, he failed when trying to implement that type of strategy in his first job as a high school coach, mainly because his players were all short Mexicans. So he created his aggressive, up-tempo style, had a lot of success, and went on to become a championship coach at both the junior-college and Division I levels. Thus if it weren't for Mexicans, all of you Duke haters would have another championship in '95 to complain about.
Politician Spock
Footballguy
What if a person likes Duke but still hates mexicans? Wouldn't they have even MORE reason to hate mexicans?
Giant Wooden Badger
the Beav
Jeebus ####### Christ. WTF did you do this time?There will be a season two.
Well, unless you are last resort or larry_boy.
Funkley
Collar: Up
Apparently when he logs in from a different computer the ghost of Homer appears."Saxsamapone....saxsamaphooone....."- Homer when trying to play Lisa's sax.Jeebus ####### Christ. WTF did you do this time?There will be a season two.
Well, unless you are last resort or larry_boy.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
This little comment resulted in LastResort getting PO'd and banning himself?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'm devastated.It's all your fault.This little comment resulted in LastResort getting PO'd and banning himself?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
I haven't been following. Last Resort ####ed up this league too?There will be a season two.Well, unless you are last resort or larry_boy.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Hey, they wanted something outrageous. He's got as good a chance as anyone since Gwynn or Brett. I think its amazing how the guy swings at so many pitches but still hits for such a great average. By the way, did you mean to post that in this forum? Don't get me wrong - I like the cross-forum effort, just wondering if you did it on purpose.I think we should get a head count for sim2. We're going for a full 24 teams in this one right? Who's the commish of this thing anyway? (Ichiro hits .400? That would be amazing.I'm devastated.It's all your fault.This little comment resulted in LastResort getting PO'd and banning himself?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
This league can't be ####ed up. Its like a giant octopus, when a leg gets chopped off, another one grows in its place.I haven't been following. Last Resort ####ed up this league too?There will be a season two.Well, unless you are last resort or larry_boy.
Funkley
Collar: Up
He got mad that we don't talk enough sim and/or baseball.I haven't been following. Last Resort ####ed up this league too?There will be a season two.Well, unless you are last resort or larry_boy.
:rotflmao: In comes Lastresort.
"Blah blah blah sim....."
........ :rotflmao:"Stop being such a
and have fun." ........... "Blah blah blah sim......" 
Doug B
Footballguy
Voodoo are four out now after sweeping Bellucci's Bombers (again). Have four games left with Spartans and two with Bombers. (lastresort).I recently sent my relievers with the worst WHIPs (Henke and Dibble) to AAA (aka permanent Rest status), and demoted the slumping starters Schilling and Spahn to long relief/set-up. Lolich and Babe Adams have moved into the starting rotation. So far, it's working out.
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Nipsey
Footballguy
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