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***OFFICIAL*** FFA MLB Draft (2 Viewers)

FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Wrong. It's YO Mama.
How about Yo-Yo Ma?
Oooo, oooo, oooo.... I get to Nipsey Nipsey. (Met Yo Yo Ma on a number of occasions).
 
FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Why did you draft Yo' Momma?
Nasty screwball.
Yo Momma is Fernando Valenzuela? Things are beginning to make a lot more sense now.

 
FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Wrong. It's YO Mama.
How about Yo-Yo Ma?
Oooo, oooo, oooo.... I get to Nipsey Nipsey. (Met Yo Yo Ma on a number of occasions).
Yo Yo Ma played at my Easter bash a few days back. Just rocked the joint out. Then me, him and some eight year olds watched the Passion. It was uplifting.Yo Yo is my people. :thumbup:

 
Yo Yo Ma played at my Easter bash a few days back. Just rocked the joint out. Then me, him and some eight year olds watched the Passion. It was uplifting.

Yo Yo is my people. :thumbup:
:rotflmao:
 
FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Why did you draft Yo' Momma?
Nasty screwball.
Yo Momma is Fernando Valenzuela? Things are beginning to make a lot more sense now.
When Fernando, I mean mom, would change my diapers he'd do that look up to the sky like he did during his wind-up. Guy knows how to vacuum too. :thumbup:
 
FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Why did you draft Yo' Momma?
Nasty screwball.
Yo Momma is Fernando Valenzuela? Things are beginning to make a lot more sense now.
When Fernando, I mean mom, would change my diapers he'd do that look up to the sky like he did during his wind-up. Guy knows how to vacuum too. :thumbup:
I can confirm this. When once asked why he looked up to the sky when pitching, Fernando said "despite Nipsey's claims to the contrary, Nipsey's #### DOES stink!!!" At the time the reporters didn't know what he meant by that and figured it was just another one of his colorful characteristics, but now it makes sense.
 
FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Why did you draft Yo' Momma?
Nasty screwball.
Yo Momma is Fernando Valenzuela? Things are beginning to make a lot more sense now.
When Fernando, I mean mom, would change my diapers he'd do that look up to the sky like he did during his wind-up. Guy knows how to vacuum too. :thumbup:
I can confirm this. When once asked why he looked up to the sky when pitching, Fernando said "despite Nipsey's claims to the contrary, Nipsey's #### DOES stink!!!" At the time the reporters didn't know what he meant by that and figured it was just another one of his colorful characteristics, but now it makes sense.
You're wrong. He would look up during the diaper change to thank Jesus (sounds like "Hey-Soose") for his boy's enormous package. "Este es magnifico!"
 
FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Why did you draft Yo' Momma?
Nasty screwball.
Yo Momma is Fernando Valenzuela? Things are beginning to make a lot more sense now.
When Fernando, I mean mom, would change my diapers he'd do that look up to the sky like he did during his wind-up. Guy knows how to vacuum too. :thumbup:
I can confirm this. When once asked why he looked up to the sky when pitching, Fernando said "despite Nipsey's claims to the contrary, Nipsey's #### DOES stink!!!" At the time the reporters didn't know what he meant by that and figured it was just another one of his colorful characteristics, but now it makes sense.
You're wrong. He would look up during the diaper change to thank Jesus (sounds like "Hey-Soose") for his boy's enormous package. "Este es magnifico!"
Are you suggesting that Fernando Valenzuela and Mike Piazza would make a good couple?
 
FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Why did you draft Yo' Momma?
Nasty screwball.
Yo Momma is Fernando Valenzuela? Things are beginning to make a lot more sense now.
When Fernando, I mean mom, would change my diapers he'd do that look up to the sky like he did during his wind-up. Guy knows how to vacuum too. :thumbup:
I can confirm this. When once asked why he looked up to the sky when pitching, Fernando said "despite Nipsey's claims to the contrary, Nipsey's #### DOES stink!!!" At the time the reporters didn't know what he meant by that and figured it was just another one of his colorful characteristics, but now it makes sense.
You're wrong. He would look up during the diaper change to thank Jesus (sounds like "Hey-Soose") for his boy's enormous package. "Este es magnifico!"
:rotflmao:
 
FFA MLB Draft:

MADLIBS!

Take out your anger on the players you drafted that just SUCK!

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than ________.

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," _________ is practically invulnerable.

________ is as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker.

_______'s whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Doesn't ________ realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without him working so hard to give us another?

Every ball player has the right to error, but ________ has abused the privilege.

__________, please grasp your ears firmly, yank quickly, and remove your head from your ###.
I believe the correct answer to each is: "Yo' Momma"
Why did you draft Yo' Momma?
Nasty screwball.
Yo Momma is Fernando Valenzuela? Things are beginning to make a lot more sense now.
When Fernando, I mean mom, would change my diapers he'd do that look up to the sky like he did during his wind-up. Guy knows how to vacuum too. :thumbup:
I can confirm this. When once asked why he looked up to the sky when pitching, Fernando said "despite Nipsey's claims to the contrary, Nipsey's #### DOES stink!!!" At the time the reporters didn't know what he meant by that and figured it was just another one of his colorful characteristics, but now it makes sense.
You're wrong. He would look up during the diaper change to thank Jesus (sounds like "Hey-Soose") for his boy's enormous package. "Este es magnifico!"
Are you suggesting that Fernando Valenzuela and Mike Piazza would make a good couple?
One's a pitcher and one's a catcher...do the math.
 
I've passed the 2002 Oakland A's and tied the 1935 Chicago Cubs... John McGraw's 1916 Giants and their 26-game winning streak will likely be out of my reach, though--the competition's just too good.:kicksrock1:

 
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I've passed the 2002 Oakland A's and tied the 1935 Chicago Cubs... John McGraw's 1916 Giants and their 26-game winning streak will likely be out of my reach, though--the competition's just too good.

:kicksrock1:
You do realize a 20-game winning streak when the greatest players of all-time are involved pretty much negates any credibility this thing had left, no?
 
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You do realize a 20-game winning streak when the greatest players of all-time are involved pretty much negates any credibility this thing had left, no?
I'm glad for the learning experience ... and anxious to do it again very soon.How much interest is out there to do this once again, w/o filler teams?

 
You do realize a 20-game winning streak when the greatest players of all-time are involved pretty much negates any credibility this thing had left, no?
I'm glad for the learning experience ... and anxious to do it again very soon.How much interest is out there to do this once again, w/o filler teams?
I'd love to do the draft again, not sure how we should sim it. WIS really left a lot to be desired. 20 game winning streaks, going 1-17 against two teams, not having to use your benches at all...lots of unrealistic stuff that sort of rained on it. Definitely planning on drafting again, but we should find another sim engine.

 
I would definately be up for another draft.Obviously we have to expect some to simfish (technically, simfish and deny), so best to find a venue that is a bit more true to reality and not statistical quirks.

 
Nipsey, I think your West Wing episode was on last night. Were you the guy in the conference room with Josh, Leo, and Will?Had a line something like, "My candidate isn't going to go for that" or something.

 
if you will have me... I would be in...and I won't use the wrong season (I'll double check better this time)... }=O( *hopes he's forgiven*and I promise I won't draft Frank Thomas that early (2 or 3 rounds later, though... and I'd be all over drafting him... definately a good value a little later on...)

 
Nipsey, I think your West Wing episode was on last night. Were you the guy in the conference room with Josh, Leo, and Will?

Had a line something like, "My candidate isn't going to go for that" or something.
That's a negative.
 
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You do realize a 20-game winning streak when the greatest players of all-time are involved pretty much negates any credibility this thing had left, no?
I'm glad for the learning experience ... and anxious to do it again very soon.How much interest is out there to do this once again, w/o filler teams?
I'd love to do the draft again, not sure how we should sim it. WIS really left a lot to be desired. 20 game winning streaks, going 1-17 against two teams, not having to use your benches at all...lots of unrealistic stuff that sort of rained on it. Definitely planning on drafting again, but we should find another sim engine.
Sadly, once I stopped fiddling with my rotation, my team started winning. I assumed if a guy was 100% that meant he was 100%. My mistake.STILL, I'm ahead of Capella.

:own3d:

 
Nipsey, I think your West Wing episode was on last night. Were you the guy in the conference room with Josh, Leo, and Will?

Had a line something like, "My candidate isn't going to go for that" or something.
That's a negative ghostrider.
Was this the guy from last night? That is NOT me but he is a good friend of mine who was on the show multiple times this season. Or was it this guy the guy from the Sopranos (Carmelas cousin, the finacial planner?) Not me either.
 
You do realize a 20-game winning streak when the greatest players of all-time are involved pretty much negates any credibility this thing had left, no?
I'm glad for the learning experience ... and anxious to do it again very soon.How much interest is out there to do this once again, w/o filler teams?
I'd love to do the draft again, not sure how we should sim it. WIS really left a lot to be desired. 20 game winning streaks, going 1-17 against two teams, not having to use your benches at all...lots of unrealistic stuff that sort of rained on it. Definitely planning on drafting again, but we should find another sim engine.
700 pages ends with this?Nice job master :fishing:

 
I'm gunning for the worst non hijacker record in our Division :cry: Make that the National League

 
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I'm gunning for the worst non hijacker record in our Division  :cry:
I've all but locked up worst record among the original 16 drafters :bag: :wall: I like my offense a lot -- across the board in major team stats (BA, runs, RBI), it's a top 5 unit.

But there's something about the way some of you guys are setting your pitchers that I never got. I have two strong modern day relievers (three if you like Dibble at middle relief) and they can't get outs in this thing. But guys like John Wetteland, Rod Beck, and Jeff Reardon are at or near the top of the saves race. These closers are set to only pitch in save situations, right?

Also, my starting pitchers played well below their stats. All have laughably inflated WHIPs. Also -- how are some of you guys getting 10+ complete games out of your pitchers? Do you have them set to never be pulled? Never set their pitch count to any limit?

How did you all handle pitch counts? Set your own, use the computer's recommendations, or not set them at all? Did anyone use AutoRest for any pitchers?

Screw it, the season's almost over -- do tell.

:confused:

 
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I'm gunning for the worst non hijacker record in our Division  :cry:
I've all but locked up worst record among the original 16 drafters :bag: :wall: I like my offense a lot -- across the board in major team stats (BA, runs, RBI), it's a top 5 unit.

But there's something about the way some of you guys are setting your pitchers that I never got. I have two strong modern day relievers (three if you like Dibble at middle relief) and they can't get outs in this thing. But guys like John Wetteland, Rod Beck, and Jeff Reardon are at or near the top of the saves race. These closers are set to only pitch in save situations, right?

Also, my starting guys played well below their stats. All have laughably inflated WHIPs. Also -- how are some of you guys getting 10+ complete games out of your players? Do you have them set to never be pulled? Never set their pitch count to any limit?

How did you all handle pitch counts? Set your own, use the computer's recommendations, or not set them at all? Did anyone use AutoRest for any pitchers?

Screw it, the season's almost over -- do tell.

:confused:
I just plugged in 5 starters, a couple long relief guys, a couple set-up guys, and a closer and then did the "auto-set" thing or whatever it was where they set the pitch count and stuff for you. It seems to have worked ok, but I'm proboably not one of the teams you're referring to.
 
I'm gunning for the worst non hijacker record in our Division  :cry:
I've all but locked up worst record among the original 16 drafters :bag: :wall: I like my offense a lot -- across the board in major team stats (BA, runs, RBI), it's a top 5 unit.

But there's something about the way some of you guys are setting your pitchers that I never got. I have two strong modern day relievers (three if you like Dibble at middle relief) and they can't get outs in this thing. But guys like John Wetteland, Rod Beck, and Jeff Reardon are at or near the top of the saves race. These closers are set to only pitch in save situations, right?

Also, my starting guys played well below their stats. All have laughably inflated WHIPs. Also -- how are some of you guys getting 10+ complete games out of your players? Do you have them set to never be pulled? Never set their pitch count to any limit?

How did you all handle pitch counts? Set your own, use the computer's recommendations, or not set them at all? Did anyone use AutoRest for any pitchers?

Screw it, the season's almost over -- do tell.

:confused:
I just plugged in 5 starters, a couple long relief guys, a couple set-up guys, and a closer and then did the "auto-set" thing or whatever it was where they set the pitch count and stuff for you. It seems to have worked ok, but I'm proboably not one of the teams you're referring to.
Same here, but like UCONN said your probably not referring to my suck-#### pitching staff either
 
First, Reardon is horrible...the only reasons he's so high in saves is he's had a bunch of chances. He's also blown about 10 games.Second, I have a bunch of guys on "rest: or mop-up" who are horrible. I've basically gone with 7 guys (4 starters and 3 relievers) since mid-season. I really only want guys that have OAV's under .250 pitching or WHIPs under 1.30. A lot of this was luck though. I thought Niekro would be good since he had some dominant years, but I'm still stunned Grimes and Leever have been so dominant.

 
I'm gunning for the worst non hijacker record in our Division :cry:
I've all but locked up worst record among the original 16 drafters :bag: :wall: I like my offense a lot -- across the board in major team stats (BA, runs, RBI), it's a top 5 unit.

But there's something about the way some of you guys are setting your pitchers that I never got. I have two strong modern day relievers (three if you like Dibble at middle relief) and they can't get outs in this thing. But guys like John Wetteland, Rod Beck, and Jeff Reardon are at or near the top of the saves race. These closers are set to only pitch in save situations, right?

Also, my starting guys played well below their stats. All have laughably inflated WHIPs. Also -- how are some of you guys getting 10+ complete games out of your players? Do you have them set to never be pulled? Never set their pitch count to any limit?

How did you all handle pitch counts? Set your own, use the computer's recommendations, or not set them at all? Did anyone use AutoRest for any pitchers?

Screw it, the season's almost over -- do tell.

:confused:
I just plugged in 5 starters, a couple long relief guys, a couple set-up guys, and a closer and then did the "auto-set" thing or whatever it was where they set the pitch count and stuff for you. It seems to have worked ok, but I'm proboably not one of the teams you're referring to.
I went with a five man staff early, but after my number five guy kept getting killed, I moved to a four man rotation, one long relief guy, a righty and lefty setup, and closer. Two mop-up pitchers that have enjoyied a nice season on the bench with 122 total innings pitched between the two of them. The lack of fatigue in this thing could have things messy if guys went with two and three man rotations.
 
It seems to have worked ok, but I'm proboably not one of the teams you're referring to.
You team ERA is 3.87 ... close to a run a game better than mine (4.68). Yeah, I set my guys up that way at first. During an early 11-23 slide, I scaled back the starters pitch counts so that fresh relievers came in more often -- the idea was to have fresh arms pitching as often as possible (a tip from the WIS forums). But then the relievers WHIPs and ERAs ballooned, so I set my lower WHIP starters to stay in the games longer, even if they got rocked a bit, to minimize the struggling relievers' innings.That worked for a good while -- I went on a 27-6 kick, and was four games out. Then, right before the All-Star break, I somehow got swept by the hijacker Bullet Joes (they've owned me all season).

My team never recovered. My starters started giving away runs like candy at Halloween. My relievers were still no good. I went with pitch counts more in line with computer recommendations. Nothing helped. After going 46-32 through the first 78 games, my team has gone 29-38 since.

All this while my team has batted around .297 for the season, and has been top-3 in runs almost all season long. My batting never really flagged. :shrug:

What's weird is that our division leader, Bellucci's Bombers, has about the same team ERA as me, and has scored significantly fewer runs on the season -- but he is 11 games ahead :confused:

 
It seems to have worked ok, but I'm proboably not one of the teams you're referring to.
You team ERA is 3.87 ... close to a run a game better than mine (4.68). Yeah, I set my guys up that way at first. During an early 11-23 slide, I scaled back the starters pitch counts so that fresh relievers came in more often -- the idea was to have fresh arms pitching as often as possible (a tip from the WIS forums). But then the relievers WHIPs and ERAs ballooned, so I set my lower WHIP starters to stay in the games longer, even if they got rocked a bit, to minimize the struggling relievers' innings.That worked for a good while -- I went on a 27-6 kick, and was four games out. Then, right before the All-Star break, I somehow got swept by the hijacker Bullet Joes (they've owned me all season).

My team never recovered. My starters started giving away runs like candy at Halloween. My relievers were still no good. I went with pitch counts more in line with computer recommendations. Nothing helped. After going 46-32 through the first 78 games, my team has gone 29-38 since.

All this while my team has batted around .297 for the season, and has been top-3 in runs almost all season long. My batting never really flagged. :shrug:

What's weird is that our division leader, Bellucci's Bombers, has about the same team ERA as me, and has scored significantly fewer runs on the season -- but he is 11 games ahead :confused:
Winning and losing close games is big. I've went on some stretches where my average series has say a 10-2 win for me, then a 3-2 and 5-4 loss. Losing 2 out of 3 when you outscore the team in a series really hurts (especially when you look at the box scores and see what lead to some of those one run losses).
 
I think the games against some of the dummy teams has really skewed the team stats...so much so that they are generally worthless.

 
I went with a five man staff early, but after my number five guy kept getting killed, I moved to a four man rotation ...
I tried that, too -- I thought maybe my starters were getting cold (!). Didn't help.
The lack of fatigue in this thing could have things messy if guys went with two and three man rotations.
Agreed. There ain't no way any starting pitcher should be at 100% right after pitching a full game.
 
I think the games against some of the dummy teams has really skewed the team stats...so much so that they are generally worthless.
:goodposting: some of our teams have 10 30+ to almost 0 scores against dummy teams...

some of us have only 1 or 2...

the dummy teams skewed the stats majorly...

 
I went with a five man staff early, but after my number five guy kept getting killed, I moved to a four man rotation ...
I tried that, too -- I thought maybe my starters were getting cold (!). Didn't help.
The lack of fatigue in this thing could have things messy if guys went with two and three man rotations.
Agreed. There ain't no way any starting pitcher should be at 100% right after pitching a full game.
I think that's still the biggest problem with the sim (and I don't think there is anyway to solve it).
 

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