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Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
 
You're right. He's a giant ######. Forget I said anything.
His wife doesn't work. He works. Gives her all his money from every paycheck. Mentions to her he'd love to get the baseball package. Get's a promotion. She still doesn't work. Still gives her all his money. She calls him and Says, "fine, you can order the baseball package if you want because you got a promotion". He jumps around like a ten year old. The whole thing is sad and disturbing for men with ####.
 
You're right. He's a giant ######. Forget I said anything.
His wife doesn't work. He works. Gives her all his money from every paycheck. Mentions to her he'd love to get the baseball package. Get's a promotion. She still doesn't work. Still gives her all his money. She calls him and Says, "fine, you can order the baseball package if you want because you got a promotion". He jumps around like a ten year old. The whole thing is sad and disturbing for men with ####.
I agree with you but his wife does work. She's an RN. You Nipsey must have gotten banned before seeing that part.
 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
You're both right. Any woman who needs to control you is too much trouble, unless that woman is Selma Hayek. Yes, she gets a pass. She can put a leash on me and drag me around down. Whatever she wants.
 
You're right. He's a giant ######. Forget I said anything.
His wife doesn't work. He works. Gives her all his money from every paycheck. Mentions to her he'd love to get the baseball package. Get's a promotion. She still doesn't work. Still gives her all his money. She calls him and Says, "fine, you can order the baseball package if you want because you got a promotion". He jumps around like a ten year old. The whole thing is sad and disturbing for men with ####.
Maybe she has "bedroom talents" we are unaware of :shrug:
 
You're right. He's a giant ######. Forget I said anything.
His wife doesn't work. He works. Gives her all his money from every paycheck. Mentions to her he'd love to get the baseball package. Get's a promotion. She still doesn't work. Still gives her all his money. She calls him and Says, "fine, you can order the baseball package if you want because you got a promotion". He jumps around like a ten year old. The whole thing is sad and disturbing for men with ####.
I agree with you but his wife does work. She's an RN. You Nipsey must have gotten banned before seeing that part.
They make RN uniforms in plus sizes......very, very plus.
 
You're right. He's a giant ######. Forget I said anything.
His wife doesn't work. He works. Gives her all his money from every paycheck. Mentions to her he'd love to get the baseball package. Get's a promotion. She still doesn't work. Still gives her all his money. She calls him and Says, "fine, you can order the baseball package if you want because you got a promotion". He jumps around like a ten year old. The whole thing is sad and disturbing for men with ####.
I agree with you but his wife does work. She's an RN. You Nipsey must have gotten banned before seeing that part.
Like I said, she doesn't work.
 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
Any comment on this from me would be considered racist.
 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
Maybe Selma Hayek hot, but the problem with this line of argument is that if your pulling women that hot you can probably pull another one that isn't that controlling. If that's the only hot woman you can pull then she obviously has problems...(you do too for that matter). Put it this way I would never marry any woman that controlling no matter how hot she is.

 
You're right. He's a giant ######. Forget I said anything.
His wife doesn't work. He works. Gives her all his money from every paycheck. Mentions to her he'd love to get the baseball package. Get's a promotion. She still doesn't work. Still gives her all his money. She calls him and Says, "fine, you can order the baseball package if you want because you got a promotion". He jumps around like a ten year old. The whole thing is sad and disturbing for men with ####.
Maybe she has "bedroom talents" we are unaware of :shrug:
I'm guessing not.
 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
Any comment on this from me would be considered racist.
You're not gonna bag on Selma now are you? Cuz that #### ain't cool.
 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
Maybe Selma Hayek hot, but the problem with this line of argument is that if your pulling women that hot you can probably pull another one that isn't that controlling. If that's the only hot woman you can pull then she obviously has problems...(you do too for that matter). Put it this way I would never marry any woman that controlling no matter how hot she is.
Not even Selma?
 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
Maybe Selma Hayek hot, but the problem with this line of argument is that if your pulling women that hot you can probably pull another one that isn't that controlling. If that's the only hot woman you can pull then she obviously has problems...(you do too for that matter). Put it this way I would never marry any woman that controlling no matter how hot she is.
You must've confused me with a serious guy.
 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
Any comment on this from me would be considered racist.
You're not gonna bag on Selma now are you? Cuz that #### ain't cool.
I think my feelings on that subject would have to be discussed via pm.
 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All. :sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped. Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
Maybe Selma Hayek hot, but the problem with this line of argument is that if your pulling women that hot you can probably pull another one that isn't that controlling. If that's the only hot woman you can pull then she obviously has problems...(you do too for that matter). Put it this way I would never marry any woman that controlling no matter how hot she is.
Not even Selma?
Maybe for a period of time, but what happens when we're 50 and she's droppy. I want to go with the boys to Vegas and she won't let me. I'm talking long term. I'd obviously let her drag me around for the sex.

 
Did Nipsey get banned again?
He did. Crossed the line in the "my wife roxor" thread. The bad stuff's been removed. Ham man got a TO as well.
I'm sure you he did. You He was very rude to Mr. Know-It-All.

:sadbanana:
Sorry, but when a guy advertises that his wife keeps his balls in her purse, he needs to be called out. The guy was GLOATING about how whipped he is. Makes me sad for men around the world.
It's even bad to be whipped by drop dead, hot, sexy women. I should know.
Of course if she's hot it's a totally different ballgame. I was going under the assumption she was a troll based on his previous postings.
Sorry to disagree here John, but I don't care how hot the women is it's bad if your whipped.

Any woman that needs to control you is too much trouble.
Ummm, just for kicks, how hot are we talking? Lisa Kudrow 'hot' or say....Selma Hayak hot? There's a difference in the #### I'd put up with between the two. Lisa leaves her drying pantyhose on the shower curtain? Get the #### out. Selma would get a pass.
Maybe Selma Hayek hot, but the problem with this line of argument is that if your pulling women that hot you can probably pull another one that isn't that controlling. If that's the only hot woman you can pull then she obviously has problems...(you do too for that matter).

Put it this way I would never marry any woman that controlling no matter how hot she is.
Not even Selma?
Maybe for a period of time, but what happens when we're 50 and she's droppy. I want to go with the boys to Vegas and she won't let me.

I'm talking long term. I'd obviously let her drag me around for the sex.
Being dragged around during the sex would be disorienting.

 
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After Nipsey gives you the scoop of the century for a certain TV show, you treat him like this? I, for one, am shocked.
Scoop of the century? Hardly. After he failed to deliver the free pizza from Mr. Ham, my faith in Nipsey was shattered.So, is that a no to Jihad?

 
After Nipsey gives you the scoop of the century for a certain TV show, you treat him like this?  I, for one, am shocked.
Scoop of the century? Hardly. After he failed to deliver the free pizza from Mr. Ham, my faith in Nipsey was shattered.So, is that a no to Jihad?
Nipsey's going to be very :sadbanana: when he reads this. It's going to really, really hurt.
 
I don't appreciate Nipsey claiming I'm a racist in other threads. Nothing could be farther from the truth.
I pity any man that would marry a woman that is both controling and hispanic.
:thumbdown:
How is that racist?
Really?
:shrug: Would me saying I pity any man who marries a blonde be wrong?
The color of a woman's hair and her nationality are two completely different things. Don't you see my last name? Are you trying to offend me personally?
 
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