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*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (7 Viewers)

facook said:
@Eminence  I just want you to picture one thing:

At the end of October, after the first few rounds of MLB playoffs, and the first few games of NBA, and NFL and College football, when @gussy is all hot and bothered by you and says, "Ok Em, how much money did you make this month!?"  And you say, "Gambling, I was up a little.  But my Twitter service profited $15,000."  How EFFING good would that feel?

I have 0% doubt you can do this.  In fact I think you are a perfect fit, and you can tell these guys do too.  You are wasting your time on a friggin fantasy football message board thread.  You are made for greater things.  Let me help you find the right fit for EMINENCE.
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You really think I give any thought to how much money Em lost in any given month? If he didn't run back here and CONSTANTLY spout off about how great he is, I'd be happy for his occasional hot streaks.

 
facook said:
Dude...no.  You don't think he could do this?  You don't think he's every bit as good as Tweety or some of these other dudes that are never as hot as he is?

I think he can make a lot of money, at least for quite a while. And I want to hitch my 10% wagon to that.
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If you are asking if I think he can post picks, lose more than he wins, only show the winners, never the losers and maybe get a few idiots to pay him.............maybe. It would be entertaining watching him get into ##### fights with the other garbage touts.

 
gussy said:
You really think I give any thought to how much money Em lost in any given month? If he didn't run back here and CONSTANTLY spout off about how great he is, I'd be happy for his occasional hot streaks.
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I get it.  Really, and I was only using you as an example because you aren't afraid to spar.  I could have used myself.  But his spouting is why he is perfect for Twitter, not a message board.

 
You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. [opens hand, unveiling red pill] You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. [Speaks before Neo takes the Red Pill]Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
[Neo takes the red pill after a few moments of thought, and washes it down with a mouthful of water from the glass next to him]
Morpheus: Follow me.

 
facook said:
I get it.  Really, and I was only using you as an example because you aren't afraid to spar.  I could have used myself.  But his spouting is why he is perfect for Twitter, not a message board.
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You aren't offending me brother. I'm clearly the get off my lawn guy in this forum. It's fine. I've grown to accept it. I'm a grandpa now.

 
gussy said:
If you are asking if I think he can post picks, lose more than he wins, only show the winners, never the losers and maybe get a few idiots to pay him.............maybe. It would be entertaining watching him get into ##### fights with the other garbage touts.
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ALL THE FUN

 
gussy said:
You aren't offending me brother. I'm clearly the get off my lawn guy in this forum. It's fine. I've grown to accept it. I'm a grandpa now.
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It's why I love you.  I'm on the outside, I only ever post losers, and I love the characters in this thread.  I just think I pegged one of those characters for more tonight.  But he's lurking and not saying a word so I've clearly oversold it.  Bummer.

 
facook said:
It's why I love you.  I'm on the outside, I only ever post losers, and I love the characters in this thread.  I just think I pegged one of those characters for more tonight.  But he's lurking and not saying a word so I've clearly oversold it.  Bummer.
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It's because he's a ()

 
I'm currently smashing on some cheese-filled Ballpark Franks. For $2.50 a pack, this stuff is a steal.

I can eat about a hundred of these things.

 
Eminence said:
I'm currently smashing on some cheese-filled Ballpark Franks. For $2.50 a pack, this stuff is a steal.

I can eat about a hundred of these things.
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I'd rather read a thousand posts like this than any look how great I am posts. Love cheese filled dogs. Chili anyone?

 
modogg said:
lol, that decision was a total joke. 
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A good reason why I don't think Randa is the right side.  Very unlikely she puts Grassa out.  Remember Randa clearly lost (imo) to cookie monster but was on the right side of a terrible decision, she's just not a very good fighter.  Grassa or pass imo.

 
Eminence said:
F5 - Diamondbacks ML, -150
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7-0-1

Make no mistake, this is my house now. I love how the past two-days I kept talking about how I should have gone perfect.

Then, I do go perfect and not some dumb kid #### sweep like 4-0 or 5-0. A man's ripper, 7-0.

21-6-3 (77%) MLB since my return.

THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!

 
Eminence said:
7-0-1

Make no mistake, this is my house now. I love how the past two-days I kept talking about how I should have gone perfect.

Then, I do go perfect and not some dumb kid #### sweep like 4-0 or 5-0. A man's ripper, 7-0.

21-6-3 (77%) MLB since my return.

THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!
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This will never be your house dumb ###. You're a kid playing a mans game.

 
TheGooRoo said:
A good reason why I don't think Randa is the right side.  Very unlikely she puts Grassa out.  Remember Randa clearly lost (imo) to cookie monster but was on the right side of a terrible decision, she's just not a very good fighter.  Grassa or pass imo.
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your probably right on this one. as long as Moreno wins inside distance it will be + night for me. i just know Grassa has the hype behind her and think Randa's wrestling is legit. though i did hear pre-fight that she can barely afford training camps, and got to this one a day or 2 ago

 
facook said:
Join twitter.  I doubt @Eminence is taken.  Everyone who calls this thread home AND are on twitter, except Gussy, will follow you and prop you.  People will tail your free plays for a couple of weeks (in which you definitely say roll winnings from previous play into THIS play) and get rich.  Then they will pay $100/week for your plays and you will get rich.

I would totally do this except I don't have your hot streaks.  I grind out a 55% winning percentage which doesn't quite cut it on twitter.  On twitter you need the 85% winners for a while like you do, and then the 95% losers don't matter cause they are already paying you and you rally and double down and such.  I am not joking or making fun Em.  You could do this.  You have the streakiness and the personality.

If you want I will be your coach for a 10% cut.  I follow all these guys.  I will be your sen-say. 
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Yeah, we can talk about this. Send me a PM! I really just need to know how long you think it would take to get off the ground and what specifically you need me to do.

I would love a bigger platform to troll people.

 
Eminence said:
Yeah, we can talk about this. Send me a PM! I really just need to know how long you think it would take to get off the ground and what specifically you need me to do.

I would love a bigger platform to troll people.
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When it goes south, add in the Trump card.  You'll get thousands of new followers, at least a dozen of which won't be bots!

 
Eminence said:
Yeah, we can talk about this. Send me a PM! I really just need to know how long you think it would take to get off the ground and what specifically you need me to do.

I would love a bigger platform to troll people.
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I tried to pm you. Can't. Why?

 
modogg said:
your probably right on this one. as long as Moreno wins inside distance it will be + night for me. i just know Grassa has the hype behind her and think Randa's wrestling is legit. though i did hear pre-fight that she can barely afford training camps, and got to this one a day or 2 ago
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She trains at the same gym as one of my co-workers and works at the pharmacy he gets drugs from.  He said she's very humble and girl next door-like.  Remember in her post-fight speech in the ring she was giving an anti-bullying message.  I really like her, but the not being able to afford training camps seems so believable based on everything I've heard.  Grassa looked like #### last fight, markos won a fight she had no business winning, perfect storm for a Grassa win imo.

 
Eminence said:
When I ask who's got the winners, you damn well know that means I've got the winners.

But nobody bit and then they got all excited about UFC. They should have gotten excited about me.
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As the official get off my lawn guy of the forum I would like to smack you right in your who re mouth. From behind my cpu screen. Sincerely, internet tough guy.

 
facook said:
@Eminence  This is the best capper I follow.  I don't bet enough to buy his "package" but if I did I'd totes buy it.  He sent me this yesterday morning.  if you could get 10 people to buy the big package that is $6000.

Hello my friend Here are today's available Packages & prices. MLB Bomb Daily Package $45 Saturday / Sunday Special $69 9 Day All Access Special $109 August Package - Special Price $169 NFL Season + All Sports $599
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That seems a little steep. Can't he just charge $20 a day? I don't want to feel obligated to have to produce everyday.

 
Eminence said:
That seems a little steep. Can't he just charge $20 a day? I don't want to feel obligated to have to produce everyday.
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$35 for a 3 day pass.  Just don't get caught lyin or WilliamBats will destroy you.  Better yet, lie and lets light some mother####ing fireworks!

 
gussy said:
It is perfect for twitter. All sorts of ##### bag touts on twitter that win less than everyone here does. Then maybe we wouldn't have to see the garbage here? Please?
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Garbage?!?! Hitting 77% is garbage?!?! I don't want to hurt your credibility but if I knew someone who could feed me plays that have been hitting at 77%, I wouldn't be calling it "garbage".

What do I have to do? Hit 100%? Oh wait, I did that today.

 
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Frostillicus said:
Link?
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@billybats8

He also tweets out all of a few of the touts 'subscriber plays'.  Dunno how he gets them but since i'm just here for the laughs I don't care.  He will add in a few plays of his own here and there and has been doing decent since I've started following him (6 weeks maybe?).  I really hope it's our Billy.  

 
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facook said:
You are wasting your time on a friggin fantasy football message board thread.  You are made for greater things.  Let me help you find the right fit for EMINENCE.
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Not true, this place is my home. This place is where I learned to do "what I do".

 
If you're so inclined:

Jed I. Goodman‏ @jedigoodman 3m3 minutes ago

#Annddddddd once again the over hits on a women's fight. That is 25x out of 33 fights this yr. #UFCMexicoCity #UFC

 
got_nugs said:
Goo!  Ever thought of going tout on twitter?   :lmao:
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Nugs, 3599 dollhairs later and the worst copy and paste wager history ever, because that is what I do.  

361613551 - 1Aug 05, 2017 11:03 PMMoney Line$915.00$500.00Win

Martial Arts - 24305 Alexa Grasso -183 for Game

5  Ticket8/5/2017 11:09 PM    Money Line    Martial Arts 
#24305 Alexa Grasso -180 for Game  $500.00

1  Ticket8/5/2017 11:10 PM    Money Line    Martial Arts 
#24305 Alexa Grasso -180 for Game  $500.00

Internet / -1Ticket #: 71542437
Aug 05 11:55 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24305] ALEXA GRASSO -195 
(ALEXA GRASSO vrs RANDA MARKOS)
585 / 300
 

 Internet Money Line
Ticket # 373372374-1
 8/5/17 11:59 PM MMA /Martial Arts   [#24305]  ALEXA GRASSO (W) -180 [ vs RANDA MARKOS (W)] 900/500 500 Win 805 8/5/17
11:10 PM

179080751-18/5/2017 11:49 PMMoney Line1,100.00  500.00Pregame Boxing 
   24305 Alexa Grasso -220 for Game 

INTERNET / -1Ticket #: 65654175
Aug 05 11:55 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24305] ALEXA GRASSO (W) -190 
(ALEXA GRASSO (W) vrs RANDA MARKOS (W)) (UFC Fight Night 114 - Strawweight 3 rounds)
760 / 400

Internet / -1Ticket #: 85703186
Aug 05 10:54 PM
MU
STRAIGHT BET
[24305] ALEXA GRASSO (W) -210 
(ALEXA GRASSO (W) vrs RANDA MARKOS (W))
838 / 399

 
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