*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (7 Viewers)

[TheGooRoo]

Bookmaker DROY - going with Field +3043

Was anyone able to play this or does anyone have the ability to get any $ down for me?  I'll PayPal immediately and give ya an extra $25 for your trouble.

 

[mquinnjr]

What do mlb props look like?

 

[IMAX 3D]

Gallo now 3 off the lead. Higher exit velo and distance than the guys around him.

I’ll give you full equity in Sano and Springer for 25% share of your Gallo ticket

 

[Stuart Ullman]

I took Q1 over in WNBA game. Two of the highest scoring teams are playing each other.

Easy money.

 

[swirvenirvin]

Rory > Rose

 

[swirvenirvin]

Was anyone able to play this or does anyone have the ability to get any $ down for me?  I'll PayPal immediately and give ya an extra $25 for your trouble.

looks like +2000 now.. I could do but dont have the bitcoin available you would probably want.. not sure if bookmaker still does CC

 

[TheGooRoo]

looks like +2000 now.. I could do but dont have the bitcoin available you would probably want.. not sure if bookmaker still does CC

Thanks buddy, had a couple guys give me a hand so I'm all set.  There's still value at +2000 fwiw.

 

[Frostillicus]

Tourney matchups:
Stanley -115 v Oleson
Day -115 v Koepka
Finau -120 v Reed
Spieth -125 v Woods
Rahm -130 v Woods
Fleetwood -130 v Woods

 

[IMAX 3D]

Fine I’ll fade Tiger in the matchups

 

[derek245583]

Anyone have any scoring props for the PGA? Word is the scores are going to be LOOOOW

 

[mquinnjr]

Fine I’ll fade Tiger in the matchups

In

 

[TheGooRoo]

Anyone have any scoring props for the PGA? Word is the scores are going to be LOOOOW

played o 26.5 players under par, which they've adjusted the line to 35.5 now.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

played o 26.5 players under par, which they've adjusted the line to 35.5 now.

Auto-ban if anyone says "try to shoot the middle" imo.

 

[Frostillicus]

played o 26.5 players under par, which they've adjusted the line to 35.5 now.

You should try to shoot the middle here.

 

[lumpy19]

played o 26.5 players under par, which they've adjusted the line to 35.5 now.

Sounds like a nice middle opportunity

 

[swirvenirvin]

Anyone have any scoring props for the PGA? Word is the scores are going to be LOOOOW

books know it too.. they posted very low totals

 

[derek245583]

books know it too.. they posted very low totals

Figured...just hoping one was slow

 

[swirvenirvin]

Anyone see any Chase Edmonds OROY?

 

[ChainsawU]

You know what's better than watching a game you've bet on?

In school my evolutionary biology teacher said that many figs contain a wasp larva. I raised my hand and asked him what is worse than finding a wasp larva in a fig and he said finding half a wasp larva in a fig and I said yes.

 

[ChainsawU]

Bookmaker DROY

is it geno smith

 

[Stuart Ullman]

sup doods.

 

[ChainsawU]

I tried to take a selfie on the second floor of the public library and accidentally rained down my official residency documents onto two hot chicks in wheelchairs' workspace. Almost got kicked out.

 

[ChainsawU]

Rangers? I don't even know anymore

 

[Angry Beavers]

Preseason - Week 1 was pretty good for teasing last year if I recall correctly.  I did not have time to look at anything so I threw this together for about .001 of a Guru sized unit (rough approximation)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers  +8½

New Orleans Saints  +8½

Washington Redskins  +7½

Houston Texans  +8½

Indianapolis Colts  +7½

GLTA
AB

 

[Stuart Ullman]

1H WNBA U76 for me. Starts at 7PM ET.

MLB card blows tonight.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Preseason - Week 1 was pretty good for teasing last year if I recall correctly.  I did not have time to look at anything so I threw this together for about .001 of a Guru sized unit (rough approximation)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers  +8½

New Orleans Saints  +8½

Washington Redskins  +7½

Houston Texans  +8½

Indianapolis Colts  +7½

GLTA
AB

Tap the brakes big pimpin'. - @Peyton Marino

 

[ChainsawU]

I dont see the odds on bovada for chainsaw getting herpes.

hand foot and mouth disease +3043

 

[lumpy19]

hand foot and mouth disease +3043

This is the worst

 

[Angry Beavers]

MLB card blows tonight.

Yea - after getting drilled one day last week that was a signal to lay off for a little while. I haven't made a bet since UFC on Saturday .. until tonight.   #control

 

[got_nugs]

Dudes.  I just got stung while moving mulch by something called a Saddleback Caterpillar and I think I may die.  If so, give the keys to the nugs account to Moe.

 

[lumpy19]

Dudes.  I just got stung while moving mulch by something called a Saddleback Caterpillar and I think I may die.  If so, give the keys to the nugs account to Moe.

Wimp....how much can a cute little caterpillar hurt

These and most of the rest of the body bear urticating hairs that secrete an irritating venom. Contact with the hairs causes a painful, swollen rash and sometimes nausea in humans.[2] The hairs should be removed from the skin immediately to prevent more venom spread.

 

[got_nugs]

Wimp....how much can a cute little caterpillar hurt

These and most of the rest of the body bear urticating hairs that secrete an irritating venom. Contact with the hairs causes a painful, swollen rash and sometimes nausea in humans.[2] The hairs should be removed from the skin immediately to prevent more venom spread.

No kidding...that thing was TINY.  It was only a little bigger than my di...anyway it was really small.

Felt like a knife, the pain was stronger than a bee, wasp, jellyfish or scorpion.  It's throbbing now and I swear I feel queasy but that's probably because I read earlier that I may get queasy.  

 

[Stuart Ullman]

1H WNBA U76 for me. Starts at 7PM ET.

MLB card blows tonight.

The under hit the first two times they fought this year. Easy money.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The pre-eminent boxing promoter in the UK, Eddie Hearn, is trying to invade the US market. He's got a ton of money behind him and an OTT catch-all sports network called "DAZN" (I guess its pronounced Da Zone). 

First fight is Jesse Vargas/Thomas Dulorme headlining...on the same night as McGregor/Khabib. Wicked smaht. Even I'm gonna watch MMA instead that night, and that's really saying something.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

F5 - Dodgers ML, -125

Multiple Dodgers have homered against Andersen. Stripling is solid.

Dodgers want to redeem themselves from last night.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Also, I'm pretty sure the Pirates are going to have a ####ty game the first night of their West Coast road trip.

Especially in that stadium.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Do you guys think the Colts and their lowly backups will have communication trouble playing against Seattle's 12th man?

Also, you got the Minnesota Lynx playing for playoff seeding versus the Las Vegas Aces who are playing for pride. Lynx won the WNBA Championship last year.

So much to talk and cap! Bros.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Luck playing most of the 1st Q allegedly.. Wilson not playing much at all

Took Indy +.5 1H

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Minnesota Lynx ML, -110
1H - Colts / Seahawks U20.5, -110

 

[zander_s]

  It was only a little bigger than my di...anyway it was really small.

It's throbbing now

Reported

?

 

[facook]

Preseason - Week 1 was pretty good for teasing last year if I recall correctly.  I did not have time to look at anything so I threw this together for about .001 of a Guru sized unit (rough approximation)

Tampa Bay Buccaneers  +8½

New Orleans Saints  +8½

Washington Redskins  +7½

Houston Texans  +8½

Indianapolis Colts  +7½

GLTA
AB

No kidding...that thing was TINY.  It was only a little bigger than my di...anyway it was really small.

Felt like a knife, the pain was stronger than a bee, wasp, jellyfish or scorpion.  It's throbbing now and I swear I feel queasy but that's probably because I read earlier that I may get queasy.  

Same.

 

[facook]

Dudes.  Never thought I'd see the day Em was excited to discuss African American girls who are attracted to other girls.

 

[facook]

Bet all Niners overs this year.  That D is gonna be POOOPY, led by Richard "WhereHeAt!?" Sherman.

 

[Frostillicus]

For friday opener in EPL

I am on LC/ManU o2.5 -105

Going back on each teams opener

ManU 

4-0

3-1

1-0

1-2

4-1

Leicester City

3-4

1-2

4-2

2-2

That 1-0 match was ManU/Tottenham. So picture a bama/georgia type opener. ManU being a defensive mided team by nature i suspect that was more of a closed game with 2 good teams playing it safe meanwhile all the other games were top level team playing a below level team(talentwise). 

I have spent 3 days trying to find this on Bovada, and have failed.  Apparently I'm not meant to bet soccer.

 

[Stuart Ullman]

Yea - after getting drilled one day last week that was a signal to lay off for a little while. I haven't made a bet since UFC on Saturday .. until tonight.   #control

Luck playing most of the 1st Q allegedly.. Wilson not playing much at all

Took Indy +.5 1H

We did it!!! Also, agreed about staying in control. An emotional bettor is a losing bettor.

There is nothing worse than a bad day of baseball. Losing bets with 1 out left. Your pitcher gets lit up in the first inning. Reliever walks the bases loaded for a grand slam.

It's enough to make you puke sometimes.  :X

 

[Angry Beavers]

No Caterpillar bites but a bug flew in my eye while walking the dog tonight.. 

Immediate pain, eye tearing up, cant see crap, with just the dog and a mile or so from home.. had to take out the contact and toss it and walk home while my eye kept tearing and trying to look where we were going with one eye... and an oblivious dog leading the way wondering wtf the delay is. Eye is still pretty red and I would bet I likely scratched my cornea. Doesnt hurt anymore but it is uncomfortable as all get out and then I find out Washington fumbles away the Wong!! 

At least Indy covered at the half and the other legs seem ok so I should eek out a small profit.

New thread title: The attack of the Insects... just sayin'

 

[lumpy19]

No Caterpillar bites but a bug flew in my eye while walking the dog tonight.. 

Immediate pain, eye tearing up, cant see crap, with just the dog and a mile or so from home.. had to take out the contact and toss it and walk home while my eye kept tearing and trying to look where we were going with one eye... and an oblivious dog leading the way wondering wtf the delay is. Eye is still pretty red and I would bet I likely scratched my cornea. Doesnt hurt anymore but it is uncomfortable as all get out and then I find out Washington fumbles away the Wong!! 

At least Indy covered at the half and the other legs seem ok so I should eek out a small profit.

New thread title: The attack of the Insects... just sayin'

Serves you right for going outside

 

[IMAX 3D]

I hope Tiger was popping oxy and banging Waffle House whores last night 

 

[dino259]

I have spent 3 days trying to find this on Bovada, and have failed.  Apparently I'm not meant to bet soccer.

did you look under soccer and England?   (I am not on bovada)

 

[Frostillicus]

did you look under soccer and England?   (I am not on bovada)

Looks like they finally went up.  Goals!