*** OFFICIAL *** FFA WAGERING THREAD - Merry Christmas!!! (7 Viewers)

[Dan Lambskin]

Are you on sportsbook.ag?  They have fake football too.

No money in there either.  I’ll get by

 

[-fish-]

Join me for the 5th race at Will Rogers Downs.   6f Maiden Special Weight $19.8K.   Half the field has never raced before.   The ones that have didn't show much promise.  

I'm going with Quick Calisa, which placed on slop last time out.   Unfortunately, that's the only positive I can find anywhere, so she quickly got bet down from 9-2 to  2-1 and will probably go off around 6/5.

 

[-fish-]

Second by a head to a strong outside run by a four year old Tapit filly.  

 

[TheGooRoo]

Gonna try this again. 

Nats -135 x2

Mets -120

 

[jamil]

Lol you dudes are hilarious. Hope y'all staying safe

 

[TheGooRoo]

Lol you dudes are hilarious. Hope y'all staying safe

Pick up some Nats, fair value is something over -275 

 

[jamil]

Pick up some Nats, fair value is something over -275 

#### it why not. Nats/Marlin's?

 

[facook]

Pick up some Nats, fair value is something over -275 

I see MLB sims on BOL for tomorrow.  Are those the same as you are referring to?

 

[TheGooRoo]

#### it why not. Nats/Marlin's?

Yes

 

[TheGooRoo]

I see MLB sims on BOL for tomorrow.  Are those the same as you are referring to?

Yes

 

[Dan Lambskin]

O44 in fake cards / panthers

Fake Broncos pk over fake lions

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Congrats Fake Under backers

 

[jamil]

Yes

Can I watch this anywhere? 

 

[TheGooRoo]

Can I watch this anywhere? 

I don't believe so, yet.

 

[lumpy19]

Wait I'm wagering on a computer simulation run by the sportsbook who is booking my bet?

Ok

 

[Tiger Fan]

Can I watch this anywhere? 

I don't believe so, yet.

Wait I'm wagering on a computer simulation run by the sportsbook who is booking my bet?

Ok

Per BOL - they're using results from baseball-reference.com

https://www.sports-reference.com/blog/2020/03/baseball-reference-simulating-2020-season-with-out-of-the-park-baseball-21/

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Fake Ravens -13.5 over Fake Bengals 

 

[regularguy]

Per BOL - they're using results from baseball-reference.com

https://www.sports-reference.com/blog/2020/03/baseball-reference-simulating-2020-season-with-out-of-the-park-baseball-21/

F'n Marlins. At least the Mets won. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Fake Ravens -13.5 over Fake Bengals 

Fake Broncos -2

Fake 49ers -13.5

 

[TheGooRoo]

Wow, Scherzer goes down to the Marlins 1-0.  Miami moves to 6-1 on the season.....

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This sim baseball talk reminds me of this where a guy simulated a season with a league full of Bartolo Colons

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Stupid fake Ravens gonna lose outright to the fake bengals as a 2 TD favorite 

 

[-fish-]

Some fairly ok horses going off for the 8th at Tampa Bay Downs in 10 minutes.   There's an American Pharaoh colt going off at 9/2 that I like. 

 

[-fish-]

Stupid fake Ravens gonna lose outright to the fake bengals as a 2 TD favorite 

Taking fake Niners -8.5 against fake Cardinals.

 

[-fish-]

nailed it

 

[Dan Lambskin]

bookmaker Live stream mysteriously died mid game of fake bills and jags 

People are melting down in the comments

 

[facook]

bookmaker Live stream mysteriously died mid game of fake bills and jags 

People are melting down in the comments

Had one of these yesterday when Bov Steelers/Pack broke.  "My 1st half over should be counted a win!  They were WELL on pace to cover that!!!" 

 

[facook]

Fake Browns -145 over NYG, sb.ag

 

[comfortably numb]

Wait I'm wagering on a computer simulation run by the sportsbook who is booking my bet?

Ok

This is one of the funniest things ever.

Can you tease these?

 

[facook]

Fake Giants drive all the way down the field.  Fumble the ball through the endzone.  Computer gives...the GIANTS the ball at their own 20.  Pandemonium in the chat room!  

 

[Dan Lambskin]

2-0 on bookmaker unders today

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also didn’t see it but apparently one of the teams got an extra 4th down or something yesterday

 

[-fish-]

Go fake Chiefs!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

2-0 on bookmaker unders today

2-1

 

[Dungeon Master]

Fake David Carr is terrible. 

 

[hooter311]

In case anyone is up all night betting obscure sports with me...

Russia Liga Pro Table Tennis: 

Khairullin +7.5 +100 over Trushkin - Winner

Trushkin -244 over Korolev - Winner

Nikiforov -115 over Khairullin - Winner

Kuzmin -215 over Shirshov - Winner

Chinese LOL

Dominus Esports +1.5 maps -107 over EDward Gaming  -  Loser

 

[hooter311]

Still awake....

Moscow Liga Pro - Aleksandr Volkov -200 - (Aleksandr Volkov vrs Aleksandr Petrov)- WINNER

Game Start 04/03/2020 @ 08:55 AM

 

[hooter311]

Moscow Liga Pro - Oleg Nikiforov -158 - (Oleg Nikiforov vrs Dmitrii Redenkov)

Game Start 04/03/2020 @ 11:25 AM

 

[lumpy19]

Still awake....

Moscow Liga Pro - Aleksandr Volkov -200 - (Aleksandr Volkov vrs Aleksandr Petrov)- WINNER

Game Start 04/03/2020 @ 08:55 AM

Damnit I bet volkov over kolesnikov, ####

 

[hooter311]

Damnit I bet volkov over kolesnikov, ####

It's going to take a lot longer to get rich that way!

ETA:  I've made similar mistakes 3 or 4 times in the last week.  The Russian names sure don't help.  #TheOtherVitaly

 

[hooter311]

Belarus Soccer:

FC Dinamo Minsk +109

Game Start 04/03/2020 @ 11:00 AM

 

[hooter311]

First 5* play in years:

On BM: 

Under

21100-130

Over vs Under

what will the dow jones industrial close at the end of the trading day (4pm est) 04/06/2020 (marketwatch.com)

 

[McBokonon]

Belarus Soccer:

FC Dinamo Minsk +109

Game Start 04/03/2020 @ 11:00 AM

In. Go White-Blues! Crush The Belazs Mans!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Fake pats / chargers u44

 

[hooter311]

Fake pats / chargers u44

What rosters are they using for these?  Up to date?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

What rosters are they using for these?  Up to date?

They post on twitter usually, I think it’s typically start of 2019 season, for example Foles started for jags the other day

 

[facook]

What rosters are they using for these?  Up to date?

Not sure for Dan's site.  On Bov it's as of end of 2019 season.  On sb.ag it's up to date, but also using an accelerated clock that essentially runs the play clock to at least :10 before every play.  Makes unders the way to go.

 

[McBokonon]

In. Go White-Blues! Crush The Belazs Mans!

 I found a stream for this that's working so far (don't have a Bet365 account.) It's on my Chromebook next to my work laptop.

Desperate times, man.

 

[lumpy19]

 I found a stream for this that's working so far (don't have a Bet365 account.) It's on my Chromebook next to my work laptop.

Desperate times, man.

Please post when goals happen 

 

[hooter311]

Please post when goals happen 

1-0 for the good guys