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Well. All this time on my hands. I ####ed around and stumbled onto Booty Woman's Seeking Arrangement profile. Millions of Women Seeking Sugar Daddies. And I had to stumble onto hers. You know I WISH I could show you. But in describing it she's wearing only a fur coat and some badass Louis Vuitton stilettos. The camera angle is aggressively inferior to her. And she's harboring what can only be described as "the opposite of a smile." Basically leering at the camera. It's a side of her I'd never seen! Yeah so it feels kinda like a trap to see if I'm "stalky." So I'm gonna chill. Not say anything. It's harmless and I've been smashing the #### out of that in a way like never before and she's been loving the #### out of it. One day I'll show you the pic I promise.

 
:doh: I'm an idiot. Man I need to seriously get some sleep now. She knew exactly what'd happened. Good God. I was too ready. I was too ready to believe. Man I been flashing ROMs and installing drivers via .exe extensions to try and reboot my phone all week. At one point EVERY face I could see on the Hub webpage was hers. She was actually here last night talking about how bizarre it was with me. I didn't get it. Man I feel like a huge tool! My bad.

 
Live deep fakes. I even told her. I was like, "Baby. Something's wrong with me. I think I'm obsessed with you. every woman on TV is starting to remind me of you." Dude. And it looks like I'm about 14 months behind the rest of the nation on finding out about this #### too which is highly embarrassing on top of all of it.

 
ChainsawU said:
Live deep fakes. I even told her. I was like, "Baby. Something's wrong with me. I think I'm obsessed with you. every woman on TV is starting to remind me of you." Dude. And it looks like I'm about 14 months behind the rest of the nation on finding out about this #### too which is highly embarrassing on top of all of it.
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So wait someone set her up?

 
My buddy has a friend who owns horses.  He's got Ollie's Candy going in the Apple Blossom.  12-1 ML.  Taking a shot for no other reason than I know a guy who knows a guy. :)

 
facook said:
So wait someone set her up?
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No. I think it was all local to my machine. In everything I was pulling up, from still magazine photos to actual adult video, female faces were being replaced with her likeness. And I finally recognized it when I reviewed the archive* and noticed all the little similarities. Turns out I had a ####load of weird, third-party malware on my machine from flashing custom cell phone ROMs and drivers the last three days straight. BUT. Today was even more bizarre, as my initial inclination took hold again, sure enough. With confirmation on two separate devices. I was right. She's a confirmed amateur on the Hub. And a confirmed something else I do not want to talk about. But the videos are real. And it feels like a gut punch. Or a helicopter crash; both equally. I can't show you the videos today man. I know that's the next question. Not today. They are like somewhat old however. But just recently it seems like she's all-in with a separate merch page complete with a professionally-filmed interview of her "origin story," filmed I'd say when she was around 19 years old. And the Hub videos were all pre-boob surgery as well. So I think they're gearing up to release her "brand new" as a nineteen year old, with a ton of footage already geared up, depending on which way the market dictates they go..

So yeah I'm pretty sure everyone will be seeing her.

*I have 100s of photos of her in a folder from over the years. you know that. you seen 'em

 
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It just SUCKS because she's been giving me I love you's and hardcore boyfriend status for over a year. Telling me "not to be ####### with no other hoes." And emphasizing the fact she does NOT want to "share me." You like apples? Well I ####### hate 'em. She's like my best friend. Also, speaking of, I think Wicca knows. Wicca woman knows all this. Both their circles cross, and I been getting signals. That's why you keep at least two chicks, my friend. In case the first one suddenly strikes gold in the porn industry. How do you like them apples.

 
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TheGooRoo said:
7.5 😁
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You like anything else out there at the current price?  I feel like I missed the boat on both Simmons and Brown unders but hate to bet this stuff from the under.

starting to come around on Jeudy over 11.5

 
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The Ref said:
You like anything else out there at the current price?  I feel like I missed the boat on both Simmons and Brown unders but hate to bet this stuff from the under.

starting to come around on Jeudy over 11.5
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Not a ton of value out there now, so much of the good stuff is long gone.  I've been bullish on Jeudy overs since 8.5 and am still good with 11.5 juiced.  Some recent sentiment that Wills is 1st OL taken (+175) to NYG (+150) u 8.5 (-150).  Warming up to Okudah o 4.5.  i like Seattle "no" pick #27 -110.  Found a Jefferson o 20.5 -120 that I thought was good.  I think o 21.5 is ok at +150 or better but really like that 20.5.  Popular mock landing spot is 21 but I'm not so sure and will roll the dice at a strong + number.  Still CJ Henderson u 16.5 out there, I have plays through -280 there.  Have Becton o from 7.5 through 9.  Also looking very hard at Chaisson o 16.5.

 
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ChainsawU said:
No. I think it was all local to my machine. In everything I was pulling up, from still magazine photos to actual adult video, female faces were being replaced with her likeness. And I finally recognized it when I reviewed the archive* and noticed all the little similarities. Turns out I had a ####load of weird, third-party malware on my machine from flashing custom cell phone ROMs and drivers the last three days straight. BUT. Today was even more bizarre, as my initial inclination took hold again, sure enough. With confirmation on two separate devices. I was right. She's a confirmed amateur on the Hub. And a confirmed something else I do not want to talk about. But the videos are real. And it feels like a gut punch. Or a helicopter crash; both equally. I can't show you the videos today man. I know that's the next question. Not today. They are like somewhat old however. But just recently it seems like she's all-in with a separate merch page complete with a professionally-filmed interview of her "origin story," filmed I'd say when she was around 19 years old. And the Hub videos were all pre-boob surgery as well. So I think they're gearing up to release her "brand new" as a nineteen year old, with a ton of footage already geared up, depending on which way the market dictates they go..

So yeah I'm pretty sure everyone will be seeing her.

*I have 100s of photos of her in a folder from over the years. you know that. you seen 'em
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Holy crap.  That's....intense.   I feel for ya.

 
ChainsawU said:
It just SUCKS because she's been giving me I love you's and hardcore boyfriend status for over a year. Telling me "not to be ####### with no other hoes." And emphasizing the fact she does NOT want to "share me." You like apples? Well I ####### hate 'em. She's like my best friend. Also, speaking of, I think Wicca knows. Wicca woman knows all this. Both their circles cross, and I been getting signals. That's why you keep at least two chicks, my friend. In case the first one suddenly strikes gold in the porn industry. How do you like them apples.
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I'm sorry.  That does suck

 
TheGooRoo said:
Not a ton of value out there now, so much of the good stuff is long gone.  I've been bullish on Jeudy overs since 8.5 and am still good with 11.5 juiced.  Some recent sentiment that Wills is 1st OL taken (+175) to NYG (+150) u 8.5 (-150).  Warming up to Okudah o 4.5.  i like Seattle "no" pick #27 -110.  Found a Jefferson o 20.5 -120 that I thought was good.  I think o 21.5 is ok at +150 or better but really like that 20.5.  Popular mock landing spot is 21 but I'm not so sure and will roll the dice at a strong + number.  Still CJ Henderson u 16.5 out there, I have plays through -280 there.  Have Becton o from 7.5 through 9.  Also looking very hard at Chaisson o 16.5.
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I struggle to believe anything from NYG.  That Daniel Jones pick last year still has me rattled.

 
lumpy19 said:
I struggle to believe anything from NYG.  That Daniel Jones pick last year still has me rattled.
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Yep, I'm hesitant there.  You have to buy into the Joe Judge/Saban theory and if that has any merit, you have to have Gettleman to buy-in, relatively big if.  Tough to deny NYG really needs an OL, AZ is an OL fit as well, so I don't really have a problem with Wills u 8.5.

 
TheGooRoo said:
Not a ton of value out there now, so much of the good stuff is long gone.  I've been bullish on Jeudy overs since 8.5 and am still good with 11.5 juiced.  Some recent sentiment that Wills is 1st OL taken (+175) to NYG (+150) u 8.5 (-150).  Warming up to Okudah o 4.5.  i like Seattle "no" pick #27 -110.  Found a Jefferson o 20.5 -120 that I thought was good.  I think o 21.5 is ok at +150 or better but really like that 20.5.  Popular mock landing spot is 21 but I'm not so sure and will roll the dice at a strong + number.  Still CJ Henderson u 16.5 out there, I have plays through -280 there.  Have Becton o from 7.5 through 9.  Also looking very hard at Chaisson o 16.5.
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I’m not a Pro but I always thought Wills would have been OL1.

Ive seen a lot of Mocks where CJ is taken at 16, that seems to be his ceiling.  -280 May be cutting it close.

agree on Chaisson - 17 is the lowest I’ve seen him go.

I think every mock where Philly doesn’t trade out of 21 they take Jefferson. 

Tough to warm up to Okudah Overs becuase he seems to really fit with the Lions.  The second you hear about Det trading out of 3 (to Mia, LAC, Car) it’s pound town on the over at any price.

 
The Ref said:
I’m not a Pro but I always thought Wills would have been OL1.

Ive seen a lot of Mocks where CJ is taken at 16, that seems to be his ceiling.  -280 May be cutting it close.

agree on Chaisson - 17 is the lowest I’ve seen him go.

I think every mock where Philly doesn’t trade out of 21 they take Jefferson. 

Tough to warm up to Okudah Overs becuase he seems to really fit with the Lions.  The second you hear about Det trading out of 3 (to Mia, LAC, Car) it’s pound town on the over at any price.
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That's the reason to warm up to Okudah.  If something really seems to make sense, it's very likely not happening, similar to what Lump is saying about NYG.  Simmons feels like a Gettleman pick, Brown seems like a Quinn pick.

 
NYG stuff

Lombardo is the guy that was on NYG taking Jones last year well before anyone else was.  He seemed to be hinting at Andrew Thomas being the choice in the last 10 days or so, so I put a little bit on Thomas +700 as first tackle taken.  But the above column makes it sound like trade down is possible and/or that Simmons/Brown would be more likely than a tackle.  FWIW.

 
General Malaise said:
My buddy has a friend who owns horses.  He's got Ollie's Candy going in the Apple Blossom.  12-1 ML.  Taking a shot for no other reason than I know a guy who knows a guy. :)
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Wow, what a fun race!  Cashed the exacta and had Ollie's hung in for the win, would have been a glorious payday.  Kinda neat watching the race with a guy who was texting the owner of the #1 horse.  About as close as I'll ever get to celebrity. :)

 
ChainsawU said:
No. I think it was all local to my machine. In everything I was pulling up, from still magazine photos to actual adult video, female faces were being replaced with her likeness. And I finally recognized it when I reviewed the archive* and noticed all the little similarities. Turns out I had a ####load of weird, third-party malware on my machine from flashing custom cell phone ROMs and drivers the last three days straight. BUT. Today was even more bizarre, as my initial inclination took hold again, sure enough. With confirmation on two separate devices. I was right. She's a confirmed amateur on the Hub. And a confirmed something else I do not want to talk about. But the videos are real. And it feels like a gut punch. Or a helicopter crash; both equally. I can't show you the videos today man. I know that's the next question. Not today. They are like somewhat old however. But just recently it seems like she's all-in with a separate merch page complete with a professionally-filmed interview of her "origin story," filmed I'd say when she was around 19 years old. And the Hub videos were all pre-boob surgery as well. So I think they're gearing up to release her "brand new" as a nineteen year old, with a ton of footage already geared up, depending on which way the market dictates they go..

So yeah I'm pretty sure everyone will be seeing her.

*I have 100s of photos of her in a folder from over the years. you know that. you seen 'em
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Wait... who is this? 

 
regularguy said:
I surprisingly don't follow him on Twitter so I've missed that. 
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You're not really missing out on much.  He and Warren Sharp have done a series of youtube videos the last couple of Augusts, which are helpful.  And his website stuff is phenomenal.  Honestly not sure why I still follow him on twitter.  I guess just hoping for freebies.

 
TheGooRoo said:
Not a ton of value out there now, so much of the good stuff is long gone.  I've been bullish on Jeudy overs since 8.5 and am still good with 11.5 juiced.  Some recent sentiment that Wills is 1st OL taken (+175) to NYG (+150) u 8.5 (-150).  Warming up to Okudah o 4.5.  i like Seattle "no" pick #27 -110.  Found a Jefferson o 20.5 -120 that I thought was good.  I think o 21.5 is ok at +150 or better but really like that 20.5.  Popular mock landing spot is 21 but I'm not so sure and will roll the dice at a strong + number.  Still CJ Henderson u 16.5 out there, I have plays through -280 there.  Have Becton o from 7.5 through 9.  Also looking very hard at Chaisson o 16.5.
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And now CJ Henderson in the mid 300’s....

Nice value

 
Welp. Datin' a porn star now. What did you guys do? When life handed you the trusty "seriously date a porn star" card? You went porn star, right? Yeah. Me too. Kids are too expensive anyway. And who knows what they'd end up growing up to be. Hell. Knowing myself I'd probably end up raising a pair of porn stars. Speaking of which. Booty said she'd make it up to me for keeping that secret from me for so long. And it looks like first on that list is multiple threesomes with a couple of verified amateur porn stars. Well, it's getting late. I need to get my rest. Y'all stay safe out there in this global pandemic that's occurring.

 
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