Nigel Tufnel
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The wife's got an out of town bachelorette party on the horizon. Might be a good weekend to get nuts.
Anyone interested in a Mavs Wake/Cornhole the next few weeks. It's not like our nights are gonna have anything else but booze to drown our sorrows in anyways.![]()
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I'm in. It's amazing. Since moving to Keller, the wife has been handing out kitchen passes left and right. GB this little town.You figure out when this is yet bud?The wife's got an out of town bachelorette party on the horizon. Might be a good weekend to get nuts.
The weekend of June 1st or 2nd, I believe. Is that a weekend?You figure out when this is yet bud?The wife's got an out of town bachelorette party on the horizon. Might be a good weekend to get nuts.

Fri and Sat. Not sure Hot Fuzz will still be in theaters then.The weekend of June 1st or 2nd, I believe. Is that a weekend?You figure out when this is yet bud?The wife's got an out of town bachelorette party on the horizon. Might be a good weekend to get nuts.![]()

The wife has gotten very clingy since I shot baby up in her. I'll keep tryin' to shake loose.Fri and Sat. Not sure Hot Fuzz will still be in theaters then.The weekend of June 1st or 2nd, I believe. Is that a weekend?You figure out when this is yet bud?The wife's got an out of town bachelorette party on the horizon. Might be a good weekend to get nuts.![]()
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well done
0 to banned in one post with no words. that's gotta be a record.
The funny thing about that Greggo comment is that he thought about it for a second, took his time coming up with itsorry, was away for a while...playing softball the other night and my acl came out of my shoulderwhat's up, happy hour(s)?
Bummed I missed the interview. On a side note, anyone hear the "Where's ####a" bit a few days ago. It was a little slice of the old Little Ticket. Made me long for the old days.Side note #2: Life without the Ticket continues for me, but I have faith in FM radio again. 107.5 Movin' is great in little chunks. "Today's movin' songs from today, and from your school days" is the motto. Heard MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice and others the other day. A better station is the new 92.5 KZPS. Relaunched as "Lone Star Radio" they are heavy on Willie, Waylon and the boys, ZZ Top, Old 97s, Steve Earle, etc. Mix of classic country, alt-country, classic rock, Texas music makes for a day of nice, unrepeatable music.Anybody hear Kelly Clarkson on the show this afternoon? The guys were doing the show from some random Albertson's in Burleson, and she just happens to be grocery shopping there and agrees to do an interview for a few minutes. Pretty cool stuff.On a side note, when I heard it I was on my way home from Pizza Hut HQ where they paid me $40 to eat four pieces of pizza and tell them whether they were the same or different.
The interview was actually pretty interesting. She said that she had performed at the American Idol finale in LA Wednesday night, then she had three days off so she and some of her backup singers took a private jet back to DFW late Wednesday night. She has 50 acres of land outside Burleson, so she and her friends were at the store doing grocery shopping for the weekend. She said they were going to the lake to ride jetskis this weekend. She said when she's in town she normally goes out to downtown Fort Worth, but that she rarely gets noticed since she doesn't get all "magazined" up. After the interview Corby was talking about how the interview came about. During a commercial break the manager from Albertson's came up to him and said Kelly Clarkson was in the store. He said he thought it was just a rumor, but the district manager was at the store as well and confirmed it. So Corby and the manager went looking for her in the store, and found her in the frozen foods section. He said he wouldn't have recognized her if the manager hadn't pointed her out. So Corby went up and politely introduced himself and said the Ticket was doing a remote and wondered if she had a few minutes to do an interview. She politely declined, saying that she was exhausted from the past few days and was just in town with a few of her friends from LA to relax for a few days. He said no problem, thanked her for her time, and went back to the Ticket setup. A few minutes later she came over to them and said since they were a hometown radio station that she didn't mind going on air for a few minutes. After the interview was over and everyone in the store realized who she was, Corby said she was absolutely mobbed by everyone in the store. People asking for autographs and pictures and the whole deal.Bogart said:Bummed I missed the interview. On a side note, anyone hear the "Where's ####a" bit a few days ago. It was a little slice of the old Little Ticket. Made me long for the old days.Side note #2: Life without the Ticket continues for me, but I have faith in FM radio again. 107.5 Movin' is great in little chunks. "Today's movin' songs from today, and from your school days" is the motto. Heard MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice and others the other day. A better station is the new 92.5 KZPS. Relaunched as "Lone Star Radio" they are heavy on Willie, Waylon and the boys, ZZ Top, Old 97s, Steve Earle, etc. Mix of classic country, alt-country, classic rock, Texas music makes for a day of nice, unrepeatable music.doughboydeluxe said:Anybody hear Kelly Clarkson on the show this afternoon? The guys were doing the show from some random Albertson's in Burleson, and she just happens to be grocery shopping there and agrees to do an interview for a few minutes. Pretty cool stuff.On a side note, when I heard it I was on my way home from Pizza Hut HQ where they paid me $40 to eat four pieces of pizza and tell them whether they were the same or different.
When did Jennifer Gale make it to Dallas? He/she was always brilliant on Jeff Ward's show down here.BTW Jennifer Gale is making Gordon's show. He's actually got something going now that's sustainable with or without him/her. To bad the first 3 or 4 episodes were gawd awful.
So creepy.BTW Jennifer Gale is making Gordon's show. He's actually got something going now that's sustainable with or without him/her. To bad the first 3 or 4 episodes were gawd awful.
I saw Jennifer Gale at the corner of Lemmon and McKinney 2 days before the mayoral race. She was standing there with her home made signs, etc next to the Walgreens I just happened to come out of. I pointed her out to my gf who I had shown a clip of Gordo's show. My gf cringed. Then I yelled "No worries JG - Gordo's got your back. Wooo hoooo!" She looked at me like someone had punched her in the gunt.BTW Jennifer Gale is making Gordon's show. He's actually got something going now that's sustainable with or without him/her. To bad the first 3 or 4 episodes were gawd awful.

I had to go to the Texas Ethics Commission in early January to turn in a lobby registration report. As I walked in, standing at the window was what I thought was the strangest-shaped dude I'd ever seen in my whole life. As he turned, I saw that it was Jennifer, who moved off to the side so I could talk to the 87 year old CSR behind the counter. I turned in my form, and asked for a date stamped copy for my records.As the old bat slowly rose to make my copies, Jennifer began sharing its theory of the world with me. As granny took my papers and ambled to the copier, I heard about the fascists that secretly ran the University of Texas and the underground mob that ran politics at city hall. I began to sweat as tales of voter disenfranchisement and late night visits from guys named Guido spewed forth and my copies still weren't ready. A couple minutes (which seemed like hours) later, I reached through the window and grabbed my copy out of the clerks hands while Jennifer ranted about how every election the city holds is in violation of the Voting Rights Act. As I bolted out the door, Jennifer told me "to have the greatest life ever" and that he "hoped all my fantasy dreams came true."I saw Jennifer Gale at the corner of Lemmon and McKinney 2 days before the mayoral race. She was standing there with her home made signs, etc next to the Walgreens I just happened to come out of. I pointed her out to my gf who I had shown a clip of Gordo's show. My gf cringed. Then I yelled "No worries JG - Gordo's got your back. Wooo hoooo!" She looked at me like someone had punched her in the gunt.BTW Jennifer Gale is making Gordon's show. He's actually got something going now that's sustainable with or without him/her. To bad the first 3 or 4 episodes were gawd awful.![]()
So did you take her home with you?I had to go to the Texas Ethics Commission in early January to turn in a lobby registration report. As I walked in, standing at the window was what I thought was the strangest-shaped dude I'd ever seen in my whole life. As he turned, I saw that it was Jennifer, who moved off to the side so I could talk to the 87 year old CSR behind the counter. I turned in my form, and asked for a date stamped copy for my records.As the old bat slowly rose to make my copies, Jennifer began sharing its theory of the world with me. As granny took my papers and ambled to the copier, I heard about the fascists that secretly ran the University of Texas and the underground mob that ran politics at city hall. I began to sweat as tales of voter disenfranchisement and late night visits from guys named Guido spewed forth and my copies still weren't ready. A couple minutes (which seemed like hours) later, I reached through the window and grabbed my copy out of the clerks hands while Jennifer ranted about how every election the city holds is in violation of the Voting Rights Act. As I bolted out the door, Jennifer told me "to have the greatest life ever" and that he "hoped all my fantasy dreams came true."I saw Jennifer Gale at the corner of Lemmon and McKinney 2 days before the mayoral race. She was standing there with her home made signs, etc next to the Walgreens I just happened to come out of. I pointed her out to my gf who I had shown a clip of Gordo's show. My gf cringed. Then I yelled "No worries JG - Gordo's got your back. Wooo hoooo!" She looked at me like someone had punched her in the gunt.BTW Jennifer Gale is making Gordon's show. He's actually got something going now that's sustainable with or without him/her. To bad the first 3 or 4 episodes were gawd awful.![]()
update?What aboot this corhnole?
That was great.If anyone can catch the 5:10 segment, Fun With Real Audio, I highly suggest it. I haven't laughed that long in forever. Only time you will hear the words "Hot", "Carl", "Gaylord" and "Perry" in the same sentence.

Now batting ManaGER RON WASShington.That was great.If anyone can catch the 5:10 segment, Fun With Real Audio, I highly suggest it. I haven't laughed that long in forever. Only time you will hear the words "Hot", "Carl", "Gaylord" and "Perry" in the same sentence.![]()
update?What aboot this corhnole?

Very little lineup protecting with Washington batting in front of you and Doug Witt batting behind you.Now batting ManaGER RON WASShington.That was great.If anyone can catch the 5:10 segment, Fun With Real Audio, I highly suggest it. I haven't laughed that long in forever. Only time you will hear the words "Hot", "Carl", "Gaylord" and "Perry" in the same sentence.![]()
Cornhole in honor of the fallen?
I'm up for it whenever.Cornhole in honor of the fallen?
Only firm plans I have in the next week are Sunday night and Tuesday night. Lunch on Fridays are primo for me, but I'm down for whenever. Let's find out when Tufnel and each alias can make it.I'm up for it whenever.Cornhole in honor of the fallen?
He's throwing paint in heaven. RIP.
The list of reasons to punch Laura Miller in the face is long and distinguished.sad day for dallas
seriously, I'd like to punch laura miller in the face for how much she took a dump on DE. That was something Dallas could have built around, but instead her sudden puritanical ways got the better of her and ####.
This signals to me that there is absolutely no hope of things ever coming back. Especially with Leppert at the helm, that dude is just gonna pave over everything.
RIP oneton
RIP nigelt
I missed this story. Can someone tell me the origin like I'm Capella?
No joke. I feel sorry for Rich. He knows now that what little Larry Brown has in his bag is football related so he has to go there for like 12 segments so it turns into a crappier version of ESPN radio. Everyone should be back at full strength soon right?Larry Brown = awful.
There has never been a better posting than this.Larry Brown = awful.
Cowboys training camp starts this week, so I'm guessing all vacations are over.No joke. I feel sorry for Rich. He knows now that what little Larry Brown has in his bag is football related so he has to go there for like 12 segments so it turns into a crappier version of ESPN radio. Everyone should be back at full strength soon right?Larry Brown = awful.
I guessed wrong. Ben and Skin today.Cowboys training camp starts this week, so I'm guessing all vacations are over.No joke. I feel sorry for Rich. He knows now that what little Larry Brown has in his bag is football related so he has to go there for like 12 segments so it turns into a crappier version of ESPN radio. Everyone should be back at full strength soon right?Larry Brown = awful.
I think Hardline is back on Wednesday from San antonioI think the worst news I heard is that the daily cowboys press conference is at 3 each day. So much for the best segment(s) of the day....I guessed wrong. Ben and Skin today.Cowboys training camp starts this week, so I'm guessing all vacations are over.No joke. I feel sorry for Rich. He knows now that what little Larry Brown has in his bag is football related so he has to go there for like 12 segments so it turns into a crappier version of ESPN radio. Everyone should be back at full strength soon right?Larry Brown = awful.
omgI think Hardline is back on Wednesday from San antonioI think the worst news I heard is that the daily cowboys press conference is at 3 each day. So much for the best segment(s) of the day....I guessed wrong. Ben and Skin today.Cowboys training camp starts this week, so I'm guessing all vacations are over.No joke. I feel sorry for Rich. He knows now that what little Larry Brown has in his bag is football related so he has to go there for like 12 segments so it turns into a crappier version of ESPN radio. Everyone should be back at full strength soon right?Larry Brown = awful.
set us up the thread. Get Nigel involved. Profit.Anything ever get put to paper for the Dallas cornhole? Would think we could do one as well if not better than the New York CH that just took place.Mud