Official Pinko Liberal Pro Islamic Obama worship love thread (1 Viewer)

[timschochet]

OK the truth is out.

Anybody with me?

 

[TheIronSheik]

I know it says "Official", but I don't see any asterisks, so I'm skeptical.

 

[timschochet]

I know it says "Official", but I don't see any asterisks, so I'm skeptical.

Asterisks are too capitalist for me.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Title needs punctuation. Could really be interpreted in many ways.

 

[Jayrok]

in here do we hate obama or are we supposed to worship him?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Are we here to worship Obama hating Americans?

 

[lod01]

Are we here to worship Obama hating Americans?

Could be American Hating Obamas

 

[timschochet]

in here do we hate obama or are we supposed to worship him?

There's no hate in this thread. I don't hate anyone. I love everybody, and that includes President Obama.

 

[timschochet]

I have to change the title.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I came for the hate, but I am staying for the thr

 

[jon_mx]

1:01. Eric Holder

 

[joffer]

I'm applying for a position in the Muslim brotherhood that apparently advises him on a daily basis.

Should I include my two fantasy league championships on my resume?

 

[roadkill1292]

He's a little too conservative for my liking.

 

[NCCommish]

I'm applying for a position in the Muslim brotherhood that apparently advises him on a daily basis.

Should I include my two fantasy league championships on my resume?

Seems prudent. You want them to know you can stratergize.

 

[timschochet]

I have written a love poem for President Obama:

Dear Barack

This may come as a shock

But America loves you

And everything you do.

So I'm writing this poem which I'm gonna send ya

Doesn't matter to me that you were born in Kenya

The only ones who don't love you are racist Nazis

And some fools who think you ####ed up Benghazi

So keep up the good work, tax whitey till he groans

And if the haters don't like it, send them a drone.

You're as strong as a whip, and tough as a heart attack

And I feel guilty because you are black.

You are the greatest President, in this nation of eagles

And you open the borders and welcome illegals.

The end.

Love,

timschochet

 

[NCCommish]

Well I am a big L liberal. I love unions, hugging trees and long walks in unspoiled wilderness. But I am not a huge Obama fan. I am also not a communist which is completely different from being a liberal contrary to some reading level challenged peoples opinion.

 

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

Tim did you ever do a draft of Movie soundtracks? if so please link it.

thanks

 

[NCCommish]

Oh and I am an athiest as well. So not so much doing any worship. I guess I don't really fit in here at all.

 

[Slapdash]

The recipe:

As you can see, this makes a large pizza. Feeds about 4 so plan accordingly! This recipe is high in dairy but for pizza, I will make the exception!

Ingredients:

Crust:

2 Cups Almond Meal/Flour

2 Eggs

2 Tsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil

1 Tsp salt

Sauce:

1 Can Tomato Paste

1-2 Cups Water (To desired thickness)

1 Tsp Dried Oregano

1 Tsp Garlic

Toppings:

Whatever you want!

We used fresh shredded swiss and mozzarella, chicken, bacon and onion!

Instructions:

Crust:

1. Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees

2. Mix all ingredients in a large mixing bowl. This should give you a ball of “dough”. If your dough is too “mushy” (like mine was), continue to add almond flour until you get a good consistency.

3. Make a pizza sheet or baking tray non-stick. This is VERY important if you want your pizza slices to come off in one piece.

4. Press your dough on the sheet nice and even about 1/4 inch in the middle and 1/2 inch at the edges.

5. Put crust in the oven for 15 minutes. It should look slightly golden brown when you take it out.

Sauce:

1. In a saucepan, combine all ingredients. Use water to desired thickness. We like ours pretty thick. Feel free to add more spice if you want it, too.

2. Simmer on stove for approximately 15 minutes.

Toppings:

You will want to pre-cook any meat going on your pizza. Veggies can go on fresh and raw, or cooked depending on your preference. Your favorite cheese will do, but I recommend the 50/50 mix of mozzarella and swiss that we used. It melted perfectly and tasted great!

Put it all together:

1. After crust comes out of the oven, spread sauce evenly over crust.

2. Add your cheese and toppings evenly on top of sauce.

3. Put back in the oven and bake at 350 degrees for approximately 15 more minutes. Cheese should be evenly melted.

4. Slice and enjoy!

 

[urbanhack]

He's a little too conservative for my liking.

 

[timschochet]

Thanks Slapdash! I love pizza and I bet the President does too.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Well I am a big L liberal. I love unions, hugging trees and long walks in unspoiled wilderness. But I am not a huge Obama fan. I am also not a communist which is completely different from being a liberal contrary to some reading level challenged peoples opinion.

50 Shades of Pinko.

 

[NCCommish]

Well I am a big L liberal. I love unions, hugging trees and long walks in unspoiled wilderness. But I am not a huge Obama fan. I am also not a communist which is completely different from being a liberal contrary to some reading level challenged peoples opinion.

50 Shades of Pinko.

I smell a trilogy

 

[timschochet]

Nobody liked my poem? That makes me sad.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Well I am a big L liberal. I love unions, hugging trees and long walks in unspoiled wilderness. But I am not a huge Obama fan. I am also not a communist which is completely different from being a liberal contrary to some reading level challenged peoples opinion.

50 Shades of Pinko.

I smell a trilogy

Nope - 2 terms only. hehe.

 

[timschochet]

Well I am a big L liberal. I love unions, hugging trees and long walks in unspoiled wilderness. But I am not a huge Obama fan. I am also not a communist which is completely different from being a liberal contrary to some reading level challenged peoples opinion.

50 Shades of Pinko.

I smell a trilogy

Nope - 2 terms only. hehe.

well about that. I think President Obama should issue an executive order which allows him to run for a third term. The country needs him.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Thanks Slapdash! I love pizza and I bet the President does too.

If he doesn't, he was probably born in Africa. Quick! Someone order the White House pizza. Figure this thing out real quick.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Well I am a big L liberal. I love unions, hugging trees and long walks in unspoiled wilderness. But I am not a huge Obama fan. I am also not a communist which is completely different from being a liberal contrary to some reading level challenged peoples opinion.

50 Shades of Pinko.

I smell a trilogy

Nope - 2 terms only. hehe.

well about that.I think President Obama should issue an executive order which allows him to run for a third term. The country needs him.

Seems silly to limit him to only 3 terms.

 

[timschochet]

Good point Iron Sheik. Perhaps he should issue an executive order declaring himself President for life. Is that Constitutional?

 

[Ilov80s]

Good point Iron Sheik. Perhaps he should issue an executive order declaring himself President for life. Is that Constitutional?

Who cares? He's already torn the Constitution to pieces. I think the next step is to dissolve Congress.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Good point Iron Sheik. Perhaps he should issue an executive order declaring himself President for life. Is that Constitutional?

Who cares? He's already torn the Constitution to pieces. I think the next step is to dissolve Congress.

With acid.

 

[joffer]

Good point Iron Sheik. Perhaps he should issue an executive order declaring himself President for life. Is that Constitutional?

Who cares? He's already torn the Constitution to pieces. I think the next step is to dissolve Congress.

now he's taking after the French!?!?!?

 

[quickhands]

I apologize to all the other threads I thought were the worst.

This one is top of the table.

 

[timschochet]

I have written a love poem for President Obama:

Dear Barack

This may come as a shock

But America loves you

And everything you do.

So I'm writing this poem which I'm gonna send ya

Doesn't matter to me that you were born in Kenya

The only ones who don't love you are racist Nazis

And some fools who think you ####ed up Benghazi

So keep up the good work, tax whitey till he groans

And if the haters don't like it, send them a drone.

You're as strong as a whip, and tough as a heart attack

And I feel guilty because you are black.

You are the greatest President, in this nation of eagles

And you open the borders and welcome illegals.

The end.

Love,

timschochet

Bump. It's this a lovely poem?

 

[Slapdash]

I have written a love poem for President Obama:

Dear Barack

This may come as a shock

But America loves you

And everything you do.

So I'm writing this poem which I'm gonna send ya

Doesn't matter to me that you were born in Kenya

The only ones who don't love you are racist Nazis

And some fools who think you ####ed up Benghazi

So keep up the good work, tax whitey till he groans

And if the haters don't like it, send them a drone.

You're as strong as a whip, and tough as a heart attack

And I feel guilty because you are black.

You are the greatest President, in this nation of eagles

And you open the borders and welcome illegals.

The end.

Love,

timschochet

Bump. It's this a lovely poem?

You're worse than LHUCKS

 

[TheIronSheik]

I have written a love poem for President Obama:

Dear Barack

This may come as a shock

But America loves you

And everything you do.

So I'm writing this poem which I'm gonna send ya

Doesn't matter to me that you were born in Kenya

The only ones who don't love you are racist Nazis

And some fools who think you ####ed up Benghazi

So keep up the good work, tax whitey till he groans

And if the haters don't like it, send them a drone.

You're as strong as a whip, and tough as a heart attack

And I feel guilty because you are black.

You are the greatest President, in this nation of eagles

And you open the borders and welcome illegals.

The end.

Love,

timschochet

Bump. It's this a lovely poem?

It's better than MC Gas Money poetry.

 

[roadkill1292]

Jesus, Tim.

 

[roadkill1292]

Did you guys like the previous post?

 

[SlimShady]

don't stop him, he's on a roll

 

[phrozen]

I have written a love poem for President Obama:

Dear Barack

This may come as a shock

But America loves you

And everything you do.

So I'm writing this poem which I'm gonna send ya

Doesn't matter to me that you were born in Kenya

The only ones who don't love you are racist Nazis

And some fools who think you ####ed up Benghazi

So keep up the good work, tax whitey till he groans

And if the haters don't like it, send them a drone.

You're as strong as a whip, and tough as a heart attack

And I feel guilty because you are black.

You are the greatest President, in this nation of eagles

And you open the borders and welcome illegals.

The end.

Love,

timschochet

Bump. It's this a lovely poem?

Where did you copy and paste it from?

 

[phrozen]

don't stop him, he's on a roll

1.01 Lobsta Role

 

[Courtjester]

*(slams money on counter)** Thinking of Tim does it to me every time.....

 

[timschochet]

I have written a love poem for President Obama:

Dear Barack

This may come as a shock

But America loves you

And everything you do.

So I'm writing this poem which I'm gonna send ya

Doesn't matter to me that you were born in Kenya

The only ones who don't love you are racist Nazis

And some fools who think you ####ed up Benghazi

So keep up the good work, tax whitey till he groans

And if the haters don't like it, send them a drone.

You're as strong as a whip, and tough as a heart attack

And I feel guilty because you are black.

You are the greatest President, in this nation of eagles

And you open the borders and welcome illegals.

The end.

Love,

timschochet

Bump. It's this a lovely poem?

Where did you copy and paste it from?

You think I would copy that piece of ####? I made it up. No poem that bad would be on the internet.

 

[drummer]

Off this #### troll