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Official Righetti Bag Of Crap.. NEW AUCTION (1 Viewer)

Technically midnight tomorrow is in 6.5 hours... Need to adjust my bid strategy a little - Is this until midnight Wednesday morning or Thursday morning?

 
Folks, Righetti is known for five things in life:

(1) Having disgusting feet;

(2) Loving pornography;

(3) Making out with his cousin;

(4) Owning your wedding dance floor; and
(5) Providing ridiculous value in the RBOCTM

Let's start upping the bids here, people.

 
What did the last bag contain?
he Beer Machine® -- :lmao: definite garage sale treasure.

Chad Pennington #10 Jets jersey 2XL :thumbup:

Muff Munchers 4 DVD -- a classic

True Romance -Director's Cut DVD -- Walken, Kilmer, Tarantino...very nice.

Pack of Marlboro Lights Box, opened and missing a few.

Beer Stein -- with some indecipherable slavic scribbling :cool:

Red jersey of some kind, with "Brooklyn" in blue script with an underscore and "NYC" in the underscore with the number "16". -- mystery item

Bottle opener keychain

Promotional stainless multi-tool

Body Gear Bluetooth Headset

Targus retractable phone cord

2 used issues of Penthouse©, one with what could be best described as pizza sauce on the back cover.

1 folded issue of Stuff© magazine -- undoubtedly bathroom reading material, hence the fold

1 page photocopy of "10 Tips to Get Your Fiber" handout.

 
content of the first RBOC

1) Copy of 'Rainwomen 2'. The tape is well worn and I suspect I'm viewing a personal appearance by Righetti or perhaps Otis at 4:17 of the video. :shock:

2) Copy of mens periodical literature, slightly used. :bag:

3) Copy of quality adult comic. :lmao:

4) A "Lucky Slevin" poofy football. Will use this in the office. :bs:

5) 1 pair Miller Beer gloves with fingertips cut off. Great for photography, framing or 'other' outdoor activites. :nerd:

6) 1 Toy Blue Jeep, complete with flame detailing (Mrs. Popeye and I both drive jeeps :X )

7) Tommy Hilfiger credit card trifold wallet :thumbup:

8) Micronta 30X illuminated microscope :stalker:

9) 1 Brooklyn Industries bag

10) 1 excellent tee shirt - "The one inch punch" :ph34r:

11) "Play Ball" - Great moments and dubious Achievements in baseball history (Did you know that Jim Maloney is the only picter to throw 2 extra inning no-hitters). As a bonus, Righetti (or someone else) has corrected the author or pointed out a couple of new achievements on a few of the pages. :D

12) Don Jensen's "The Timeline History of Baseball". Excellent coffee table (or beer table) book. :clap:

13) 2Pac - Better Dayz CD :pickle:

14) Kid Rock featuring Allison Moorer - Picture on CD (duet from 2002 Farm Aid)

15) Panasonic portable CD player (Shockwave Metal s-xbs) :eek: :thumbup:

16) 1 rool of Marcol premium recycled 2 ply bathroom tissue (soft AND absorbent)

What's in an offical Righetti Bag of Crap ™? :hifive: , that's what.

 
Folks, the RBOC's don't come around as often as they used to. This could be your last shot at getting some vintage Righetti (porn) paraphernalia.

 
My inside sources in the shipping department at Righetti Industries, Inc. tell me that the latest RBOC will ship to Fennis on Monday.

Giddy-up.

 
My inside sources in the shipping department at Righetti Industries, Inc. tell me that the latest RBOC will ship to Fennis on Monday.

Giddy-up.
:hifive: :pickle: :clap:
Good news. The box of crap is sitting in my office ready to ship but waiting for one very important ingredient. Which I have been told should arrive by Wednesday

This will be dubbed the "Righetti is moving from one house to another BOC", so the contents are like opening a time capsule

It is a 12x12x12 box.

 
My inside sources in the shipping department at Righetti Industries, Inc. tell me that the latest RBOC will ship to Fennis on Monday.

Giddy-up.
:hifive: :pickle: :clap:
Good news. The box of crap is sitting in my office ready to ship but waiting for one very important ingredient. Which I have been told should arrive by Wednesday

This will be dubbed the "Righetti is moving from one house to another BOC", so the contents are like opening a time capsule

It is a 12x12x12 box.
Already the best $22.69 I ever spent.

 
shipping today.. sorry about the delay, it's 12x12x12 box and 18 pounds and filled to the top

 
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Scheduled Delivery: Wednesday, 03/12/2014, By End of Day

Shipped/Billed On: 03/05/2014

Type: Package

Weight 18.00 lbs :jawdrop:

 

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