Oh Lord, won't you buy me a seafood buffet... (1 Viewer)

[Galileo]

Woman arrested after expecting Jesus to pick up the tab...lol

http://www.aol.com/article/2015/07/16/woman-gets-arrested-after-claiming-jesus-will-pay-her-seafood-bu/21210229/

With apologies to Janis Joplin for the title

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

She only ordered two loaves and fish.

 

[joffer]

Does this look like woman who's had all she could eat?

 

[NCCommish]

Jesus just left Chicago and he is bound for New Orleans. She is going to be waiting a while.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Does this look like woman who's had all she could eat?

Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant....

 

[Freelove]

Does this look like woman who's had all she could eat?

Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant....

Can we go back a few more lines? I'm not sure everyone gets it yet.

 

[johnnycakes]

April Yates. :X

 

[Kal El]

She was actually waiting for a guy named Jesus, pronounced hey-zeus. He'll pick up the tab

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

Does this look like woman who's had all she could eat?

Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant....

Can we go back a few more lines? I'm not sure everyone gets it yet.

Tighten your grip. You're not taking this seriously enough.

 

[Leviathan]

Thought this thread was gonna be about Axl Rose.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Love this song

 

[Mister CIA]

Hope the guy delivering the story gets a heavy knee to the nuts. Awful!

 

[Insein]

Does this look like woman who's had all she could eat?

Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant....

Can we go back a few more lines? I'm not sure everyone gets it yet.

I don't use the word 'hero' very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.