Oh Oh I am on a Flight and Someone Just Had a Heart Attack (1 Viewer)

[chet]

The FAs are running around getting defibrillators etc. I fear the worst.

 

[Abraham]

Damn.

 

[McGarnicle]

HOT TOWELS!!!!!!

 

[jon_mx]

The FAs are running around getting defibrillators etc. I fear the worst.

Being rerouted to a different airport?

 

[comfortably numb]

Ask for a refund if this delays your flight

 

[TLEF316]

Your private jet having engine problems?

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I carry an asprin exactly to handle situations like this.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

I fear the worst.

Wait, is it the pilot?

 

[Fennis]

was it you?

 

[Rohn Jambo]

was it you?

Can't post when someone's applying CPR...

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

How old is he?

 

[Politician Spock]

was it you?

Can't post when someone's applying CPR...

Chet can do amazing things with one hand.

 

[chet]

Diverted to Vegas. They performed CPR for over 40 minutes. The physician who was helping is sitting next to me. Not looking good for the patient, unfortunately.

 

[NIU Kicker]

Diverted to Vegas. They performed CPR for over 40 minutes. The physician who was helping is sitting next to me. Not looking good for the patient, unfortunately.

Sorry to hear - but now you have a good excuse to be stuck in Vegas for 24 hours

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Diverted to Vegas. They performed CPR for over 40 minutes. The physician who was helping is sitting next to me. Not looking good for the patient, unfortunately.

No one on the plane had an asprin?!

 

[chet]

I'm supposed to be in LA for the night and head back to Chicago tomorrow am.

Supposedly we will be taking off again soon.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Inconsiderate *******, inconveniencing the whole flight like that.

 

[Abraham]

Isn't the survival rate when they have to grab the paddles really really low?

 

[Wingnut]

Oh oh? Or uh oh?

 

[DiStefano]

I'm supposed to be in LA for the night and head back to Chicago tomorrow am.

Supposedly we will be taking off again soon.

And just leave the poor ******* behind? In Vegas where some ho will cause him to die in fragrante delicto?

 

[Guest]

Did they use the AED?

 

[Popinski]

Diverted to Vegas. They performed CPR for over 40 minutes. The physician who was helping is sitting next to me. Not looking good for the patient, unfortunately.

So they got the person's heart beating again but it doesn't look good, or he's dead?

 

[Tom Skerritt]

Is it "Oh oh" or should it be "Uh oh"?

 

[mquinnjr]

Did he also just have a whole Domino's medium pizza with extra cheese whole and half bacon/half beef, and ranch sauce substituted for red sauce?

 

[Raider Nation]

The fog is getting thicker.


And Leon's getting larger....

 

[Osaurus]

Remove the sweat from his/her brow with one of your stacks of C notes

 

[Chaka]

That is incredibly tragic. I feel for his family.

 

[DiStefano]

That is incredibly tragic. I feel for his family.

The guy hit his girlfriend and knocked her out; shot up the Santa Barbara campus, and used the N word in conversation.

Now are you sorry for his family?

 

[Christo]

Is it "Oh oh" or should it be "Uh oh"?

It's "ooh, ooh."

 

[drummer]

What kind of dillhole delays a flight with a heart attack?

ETA: too soon?

 

[Norman Paperman]

Private jet down?

 

[drummer]

Private jet down?

chetproblems.

 

[SIDA!]

A lot of callousness up in this thread today.

 

[Chaka]

That is incredibly tragic. I feel for his family.

The guy hit his girlfriend and knocked her out; shot up the Santa Barbara campus, and used the N word in conversation.

Now are you sorry for his family?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

The fog is getting thicker.

And Leon's getting larger....

Johnny, what can you make of this?

 

[drummer]

A lot of callousness up in this thread today.

MoP has retired, and you bring this?

 

[chet]

Heading back now. Hopefully everyone has a healthy and safe flight.

He probably would have been ok if the heart attack occurred on the ground. The doctor told me about the physician who consulted to various airlines about the medical equipment they should have on board. His initial response was that the most important thing they should have is a bible.

 

[Parmcat]

Try the "hind lick" maneuver

 

[Joe Summer]

Got a link? Google search turns up nothing.