Ok, fellas. A question about public urinals. And is urine sterile? The answer is no, it isn't. (1 Viewer)

[Bossman]

Wash after.

And I karate kick the flush handle when I'm done. 

No way I'm touching something another man's pecker holder has touched.

... yet when that same person looks you in the eye and extends his pecker holder towards you, you reach out and grab on for a nice firm handshake.

(which is why I prefer a fist bump)

 

[Bossman]

and while we're on the topic ....

Shtick I use ....

whenever someone I know is at the urinal next to me I ask them;

"don't you hate these partitions?"

 

[NotSmart]

Local restaurant has one of these on the door. 

Well there's an efficient way to punch yourself in the face when someone comes bustin' in.

So from then on, sadder but wiser, you stand to the outside edge of the door...  then the next time someone busts in your hand safely whizzes past your face without smacking it... but a split second later your shoulder gets dislocated because you can't pull your arm out of that contraption fast enough.

 

[Despyzer]

I'm one of those Bubble Boys.

 

[Bossman]

Well there's an efficient way to punch yourself in the face when someone comes bustin' in.

So from then on, sadder but wiser, you stand to the outside edge of the door...  then the next time someone busts in your hand safely whizzes past your face without smacking it... but a split second later your shoulder gets dislocated because you can't pull your arm out of that contraption fast enough.

You know what would be a safer sanitary door opener?

No door.

Solved.

 

[Mr. Ected]

I use hand sanitizer on my donger. Keeps it nice and clean. 

You do get some weird looks if someone else is using the other sink.

They were just impressed.

 

[dino259]

Well there's an efficient way to punch yourself in the face when someone comes bustin' in.

So from then on, sadder but wiser, you stand to the outside edge of the door...  then the next time someone busts in your hand safely whizzes past your face without smacking it... but a split second later your shoulder gets dislocated because you can't pull your arm out of that contraption fast enough.

You know what would be a safer sanitary door opener?

No door.

Solved.

Should just go to a pile of sawdust behind a tarp like a number of church picnics I used to go to as a kid.

 

[shuke]

Bathroom doors  should open outward.  It's really simple and would solve all these aftermarket needs and paper towels all over the floor.

 

[Bossman]

Bathroom doors  should open outward.  It's really simple and would solve all these aftermarket needs and paper towels all over the floor.

This just makes too much sense. There must be building code that doesn't allow for this.

Something safety related about a door not opening into a hallway or room. Otherwise why wouldn't this happen?

If building code doesn't allow for this, I think we'll eventually see the electric sliding doors that the use on the USS Enterprise.

... wait until one of those to fail.... wonder how long this guy was stuck in the restroom.... KAHN!

 

[rustycolts]

I am happiest if the door is hands free. Otherwise you just washed your hands for nothing.

Yes.  SOP for the grocery chain I worked for was after washing hands use paper towel to open door.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Washing your hands? How bad are you guys at using the bathroom?

 

[James Daulton]

So glad I'm not a germaphobe.  Wash after, open the door like a regular person, and don't use gallons of hand sanitizer like so many of you Sallies do these days.

Fighting off bacteria helps keep your immune system sharp and ready to handle any real baddies that come alone. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

So glad I'm not a germaphobe.  Wash after, open the door like a regular person, and don't use gallons of hand sanitizer like so many of you Sallies do these days.

Fighting off bacteria helps keep your immune system sharp and ready to handle any real baddies that come alone. 

Enjoy your pink eye, butch.

 

[James Daulton]

Enjoy your pink eye, butch.

Never had pink eye and I'm pretty old. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Never had pink eye and I'm pretty old. 

Probably because your immune system is battle tested. 

 

[James Daulton]

Probably because your immune system is battle tested. 

That's what I'm getting at!

 

[AAABatteries]

Only wash before 

This seems so weird to me.

FTR, always after and I’d say 25% of the time before. 

 

[AAABatteries]

No way I'm touching something another man's pecker holder has touched.

You mean like Hilts hand?

 

[DallasDMac]

Sometimes I just have to shake my head at some of the denizens of this board. You can certainly be an eclectic group.

 

[shuke]

Yes.  SOP for the grocery chain I worked for was after washing hands use paper towel to open door.

I have had to train to a number of different hospital policies, and this is the recommendation for many of them.

 

[NotSmart]

Yes.  SOP for the grocery chain I worked for was after washing hands use paper towel to open door.

I have had to train to a number of different hospital policies, and this is the recommendation for many of them.

I always open the door with a paper towel... and turn on the sink water with one as well when there's a non-automatic faucet.

Just check out this thread for the necessity of it.

 

[DallasDMac]

If everyone was washing their hands afterwords like a normal human, then the door handle leaving the bathroom would be fairly clean wouldn't it?

 

[Rodrigo Duterte]

I always open the door with a paper towel... and turn on the sink water with one as well when there's a non-automatic faucet.

Why does that part matter?  You are washing your hands thoroughly, are you not?  I can see turning the water off with a towel, after you've cleaned your hands, but why beforehand?

 

[SkyRattlers]

I love how the new common germophobia that has developed in recent decades is so very selective in when it's exhibits itself. No logic behind it at all, just poor emotional reactions.

Let me ask OP...why do you worry so much for the "health" of your member and ignore your mental health?