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1. STL - Sam Bradford, QB -- Because if you don't have a QB, you don't have shyte. If they think he's a franchise QB, then they have no choice but to take him.
2. DET - Ndamukong Suh, DT -- It's a new time in DET. A time for defense. They can get by for one more year with Backus.
3. TB - Gerald McCoy, DT -- They want Warren Sapp. But they won't find him here. But McCoy should be good enough.
4. WAS - Russell Okung, LT -- I'm not 100% they go with an OL. That's a pick for the future, not a win now pick. And we know they're in win now mode. But if they do, it's likely Okung.
5. CLE - Eric Berry, S -- (traded with Kansas City for #7, and #71) Holmgren gets his guy. Instant impact. Too bad all he's gonna be doing is chasing guys down from behind...
6. SEA - Trent Williams, LT - They need line help, and hopefully they have a true value on Bulaga.
7. KC -- Jimmy Clausen, QB - Piloi is man enough to admit his mistakes and move on. This is the last time the Chiefs will get a shot at a franchise QB for a while.
8. PIT - Dez Bryant, WR -- (traded with OAK for Roethlisberger and #69) Since the Steelers picked up Gradkowski in the swap with OAK, they go after a top WR in the first step of their rebuild.
9. BUF - Bruce Campbell, LT -- Just horrendous blocking last year leads BUF to go with an upgrade to the OL. Which should be helpful to soon-to-be starting QB Tyler Thigpen.
10. JAX - CJ Spiller, RB -- It seems crazy, but I can see it. Spiller and MJD, rippin shyte up in JAX. You can argue for a pass rusher all you want, but they need to put points on the board.
11. DEN - Rolando McClain, LB -- With Dez off the board, Broncos reach for a two down ILB.
12. MIA - Ryan Matthews, RB -- Why? Well, cause sometimes it's fun to put Phish in a world of hurt. But really, your two RBs are 32 and 29. Hillard is not the answer. And they didn't sign Marshall to a two year deal.
13. SF - Joe Haden, CB -- They need to upgrade their secondary. And here's the answer.
14. SEA - Earl Thomas, S -- With both RBs gone, and having already drafted an OL, SEA gets an overrated gift in the form of Earl Thomas.
15. NYG - Derrick Morgan, DE -- With Osi Umenyiora soon to be traded, Morgan fits a soon to be need.
16. TEN - Brandon Graham, DE -- Edge pressure. Done.
17. SF - Anthony Davis, OL -- They took Haden because they could risk him falling, so now they improve their OL as well. Very good draft.
18. PIT - Maurkice Pouncey, C/G -- First time a guard is taken in the first round in three years. But provides a quick upgrade to the RG spot, giving a little more time for Dixon or Gradkowski to get the ball to Dez.
19. ATL - Jason Pierre-Paul, DE -- JPP has slipped a bit, but won't slip any further.
20. HOU - Kyle Wilson, CB -- They don't get Matthews, but they do get Marshawn Lynch in a trade with BUF for HOU's #81. Wilson becomes a solid contributor exactly where they need one.
21. CIN - Jermaine Greshem, TE -- Even though CIN doesn't use their TE much, his supposed "upside" is probably too much for them to pass up.
22. NEP - Sergio Kindle, LB -- Nothing special , but shoudl get the job done.
23. GB - Bryan Bulaga, OL - After repeated demands from Rodgers to the GB FO of "draft me a lineman or GTFO", GB complies.
24. PHI - Jerry Hughes, DE -- Another edge rusher off the board. Nothing special, but could excel in PHI's scheme.
25. BAL - Rob Gronkowski, TE -- How old is Todd Heap? 45?
26. ARI - Demaryius Thomas, WR -- ARI swings and misses.
27. DAL - Taylor Mays, S -- They could use him, but he'll disappoint if he goes this high.
28. SD - Jared Odrick, DE -- Holes all over that line in SD. This will plug one of them. Will have to move up in Round 2 (or back in to Round 1) to secure a RB.
29. NYJ - Devin McCourty, CB -- Someone has to be decent to play opposite of Revis Island.
30. MIN - Roger Saffold, OT -- I can see this going one of two ways. One, MIN does what I think they'll do and take Saffold. Two, SD trades back in to round 1 (#40 and #126) and takes Best.
31. IND - Mike Iupati, G -- IND needs help on the OL, and the FO knows it.
32. NO - Sean Weatherspoon, LB -- Good fit for the NO defense, which could stand to improve a bit.
There ya go boys. Enjoy.
**on the PIT pick at #8...don't start with the "PIT isn't gonna draft an iffy character guy like Bryant after the Big Ben thing". totally and completely different. Bryant's not out there screwing chicks in port-a-potties. He might be slightly immature, but probably more mature than Ben at this point.
2. DET - Ndamukong Suh, DT -- It's a new time in DET. A time for defense. They can get by for one more year with Backus.
3. TB - Gerald McCoy, DT -- They want Warren Sapp. But they won't find him here. But McCoy should be good enough.
4. WAS - Russell Okung, LT -- I'm not 100% they go with an OL. That's a pick for the future, not a win now pick. And we know they're in win now mode. But if they do, it's likely Okung.
5. CLE - Eric Berry, S -- (traded with Kansas City for #7, and #71) Holmgren gets his guy. Instant impact. Too bad all he's gonna be doing is chasing guys down from behind...
6. SEA - Trent Williams, LT - They need line help, and hopefully they have a true value on Bulaga.
7. KC -- Jimmy Clausen, QB - Piloi is man enough to admit his mistakes and move on. This is the last time the Chiefs will get a shot at a franchise QB for a while.
8. PIT - Dez Bryant, WR -- (traded with OAK for Roethlisberger and #69) Since the Steelers picked up Gradkowski in the swap with OAK, they go after a top WR in the first step of their rebuild.
9. BUF - Bruce Campbell, LT -- Just horrendous blocking last year leads BUF to go with an upgrade to the OL. Which should be helpful to soon-to-be starting QB Tyler Thigpen.
10. JAX - CJ Spiller, RB -- It seems crazy, but I can see it. Spiller and MJD, rippin shyte up in JAX. You can argue for a pass rusher all you want, but they need to put points on the board.
11. DEN - Rolando McClain, LB -- With Dez off the board, Broncos reach for a two down ILB.
12. MIA - Ryan Matthews, RB -- Why? Well, cause sometimes it's fun to put Phish in a world of hurt. But really, your two RBs are 32 and 29. Hillard is not the answer. And they didn't sign Marshall to a two year deal.
13. SF - Joe Haden, CB -- They need to upgrade their secondary. And here's the answer.
14. SEA - Earl Thomas, S -- With both RBs gone, and having already drafted an OL, SEA gets an overrated gift in the form of Earl Thomas.
15. NYG - Derrick Morgan, DE -- With Osi Umenyiora soon to be traded, Morgan fits a soon to be need.
16. TEN - Brandon Graham, DE -- Edge pressure. Done.
17. SF - Anthony Davis, OL -- They took Haden because they could risk him falling, so now they improve their OL as well. Very good draft.
18. PIT - Maurkice Pouncey, C/G -- First time a guard is taken in the first round in three years. But provides a quick upgrade to the RG spot, giving a little more time for Dixon or Gradkowski to get the ball to Dez.
19. ATL - Jason Pierre-Paul, DE -- JPP has slipped a bit, but won't slip any further.
20. HOU - Kyle Wilson, CB -- They don't get Matthews, but they do get Marshawn Lynch in a trade with BUF for HOU's #81. Wilson becomes a solid contributor exactly where they need one.
21. CIN - Jermaine Greshem, TE -- Even though CIN doesn't use their TE much, his supposed "upside" is probably too much for them to pass up.
22. NEP - Sergio Kindle, LB -- Nothing special , but shoudl get the job done.
23. GB - Bryan Bulaga, OL - After repeated demands from Rodgers to the GB FO of "draft me a lineman or GTFO", GB complies.
24. PHI - Jerry Hughes, DE -- Another edge rusher off the board. Nothing special, but could excel in PHI's scheme.
25. BAL - Rob Gronkowski, TE -- How old is Todd Heap? 45?
26. ARI - Demaryius Thomas, WR -- ARI swings and misses.
27. DAL - Taylor Mays, S -- They could use him, but he'll disappoint if he goes this high.
28. SD - Jared Odrick, DE -- Holes all over that line in SD. This will plug one of them. Will have to move up in Round 2 (or back in to Round 1) to secure a RB.
29. NYJ - Devin McCourty, CB -- Someone has to be decent to play opposite of Revis Island.
30. MIN - Roger Saffold, OT -- I can see this going one of two ways. One, MIN does what I think they'll do and take Saffold. Two, SD trades back in to round 1 (#40 and #126) and takes Best.
31. IND - Mike Iupati, G -- IND needs help on the OL, and the FO knows it.
32. NO - Sean Weatherspoon, LB -- Good fit for the NO defense, which could stand to improve a bit.
There ya go boys. Enjoy.
**on the PIT pick at #8...don't start with the "PIT isn't gonna draft an iffy character guy like Bryant after the Big Ben thing". totally and completely different. Bryant's not out there screwing chicks in port-a-potties. He might be slightly immature, but probably more mature than Ben at this point.
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ersonBryan Bulaga, T, IowaBryan Bulaga is the latest in a long line of talented offensive linemen from the University of Iowa. Bulaga began his career at left guard where he started five of the seven games he played in as a freshmen. As a sophomore, he took over at left tackle, starting all 13 of Iowa's games last season. Bulaga has started all five games he's appeared in this season. He missed three games early in the year, but it shouldn't effect his draft status because he was ill, not injured. Bulaga has very quick feet for a big offensive lineman and