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Jukior:
Do you normally masturbate with 1 or both of them and if the answer is both, can you answer my next question?
I after I finish ####ing I am usually snapped right out of the mood, so if you finish with one #### do you feel you have to finish with the other or do you do you feel you are done.


DDD:
I have multiple orgasms, like I can shoot a #### out of my right #### and ### oozes out of my left one. I milk it out and then can keep going with either and make another #### within a few minutes. I think it may have a lot to do with the internal plumbing but I've shot about 10 ####s in a 4 hour period before.
Whoa.

 
"DDD: two dudes in my ### at the same time, with each **** in a different girl who were riding me, ##### to #####, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they ####ed."
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I think I'm going to take a break from the internet for a while.

 
From the article:

thederpmeister: How do you break the news to girls you're hooking up with? Is it a "prepare yourself, mortal" or more of a "ooooooHELLOWTF" type of deal?

DDD: I did both for a while, but I dont date anymore, i'm in a relationship with a guy and a girl, and have been for a while. back in my teens i tried both ways and it was never predictable. the easy girls sometimes screamed and ran (literally once) as much as the virgins did. never could figure that out. But guys, guys NEVER run and ALWAYS follow through. Mostly straight guys, and they always at the very least touch and play with them a little. Some have even sucked me off so THAT was always the wild thing, the straight guys giving me head.
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This guy has a completely different definition of straight than me.

 
bostonfred said:


Jukior:
Do you normally masturbate with 1 or both of them and if the answer is both, can you answer my next question?
I after I finish ####ing I am usually snapped right out of the mood, so if you finish with one #### do you feel you have to finish with the other or do you do you feel you are done.


DDD:
I have multiple orgasms, like I can shoot a #### out of my right #### and ### oozes out of my left one. I milk it out and then can keep going with either and make another #### within a few minutes. I think it may have a lot to do with the internal plumbing but I've shot about 10 ####s in a 4 hour period before.
Whoa.
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Woz has competition :2oz:

 
I wonder if any of these "straight" guys who were giving him head accidentally got the Moe double eye poke.

 
Do they chub at the same time, or do they sometimes have a mind of their own? If she plays with the left one does the right one bone up at the same time? How do you decide which to take care of first?

What about peeing? Can he pick one to pee from or do they always pee together or is it kind of russian roulette where you stand there holding the left one and then you soak your damn pants again? Can he stop the flow on each and play bellagio?

What about viagra? If he experiences an erection that lasts two hours does he have to call the doctor because there's twice the blood pooling? And pants - does he put one down one leg and one down the other? Do they sometimes work their way into the same leg?

How old was he when word started getting out? How did it happen? How did people react? Were there ever any embarrassing incidents in junior high where he got two boners? Did someone sneak a peek in the boys room or gym shower? Did people think it was cool or make fun of him or ?

And how do you even buy underwears? I can barely fit my giant hog into a pair of boxers, but if I had two of them, I think Id have to go with the saggy walter white bvds.

So many questions.

 
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