Our new babysitter has an amazing rack (1 Viewer)

[Baloney Sandwich]

My wife and I have been searching for a new babysitter since we moved to the southern part of our state. Our old babysitter recently completed her doctorate and is in the working world so she is rarely available. A few weeks ago we were at a wedding and one of my wife's old coworkers said her daughter would be perfect for us. She just got her undergraduate degree in the Spring from the local university and lives 10 minutes away from us. Well, she

came over to meet the kids two weeks ago when I wasn't around and my wife liked her a lot. Last weekend she watched the kids for the first time but was wearing a sweater so I didn't really notice her assets. Well, she also works at a local bar/restaurant as a waitress and told us to come in and ask for her. This place usually has an hour wait on Fridays as it is very popular but she got us seated right away in her section. She had on a skimpy top and her rack is an absolute thing of beauty. Since our two kids with with us, she kept leaning over to talk to then at her level which gave me several great shots. I almost mistakenly put her tip between her large lovely mounds. While it is nice to have a new babysitter that the kids and my wife like, I think her beautiful rack can only cause trouble in my life.

 

[AAABatteries]

Nice pic jackass

 

[harryhood]

Rack him.

 

[jon_mx]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

 

[Brony]

Big deal. Tell me more about her parenting and life coaching skills

 

[SkyRattlers]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

He chose to change her age to sound less pervy

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

Not sure why you would get a babysitter that can't drive or wouldn't be able to watch your kids late into the night if you happen to want to stay out to midnight or later.

 

[SkyRattlers]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

Not sure why you would get a babysitter that can't drive or wouldn't be able to watch your kids late into the night if you happen to want to stay out to midnight or later.

My 14 year old babysitter has no issue sitting until midnight. And driving the babysitter home is not a big deal.

 

[AAABatteries]

Make her speak with an accent and call her your au pair. That would be money.

 

[3C's]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

My daughter is 20 and babysits occasionally for the easy extra money.

 

[McGarnicle]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

Not sure why you would get a babysitter that can't drive or wouldn't be able to watch your kids late into the night if you happen to want to stay out to midnight or later.

My 14 year old babysitter has no issue sitting until midnight. And driving the babysitter home is not a big deal.

This guy gets it.

 

[elguapo07]

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I've always read your letters but I never thought I'd be writing to you. The wife was away for week at her parents and I came home late one night from the office to find our babysitter and one of her friends in our hot tub....

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I've always read your letters but I never thought I'd be writing to you. The wife was away for

week at her parents and I came home late one night from the office to find our babysitter and one of her friends in our hot tub....

How do you know I have a hot tub?

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Trying too hard.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

Not sure why you would get a babysitter that can't drive or wouldn't be able to watch your kids late into the night if you happen to want to stay out to midnight or later.

My 14 year old babysitter has no issue sitting until midnight. And driving the babysitter home is not a big deal.

Mmm...gummy Venus de Milo

 

[Osaurus]

Friday was yesterday

 

[elguapo07]

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I've always read your letters but I never thought I'd be writing to you. The wife was away for

week at her parents and I came home late one night from the office to find our babysitter and one of her friends in our hot tub....

How do you know I have a hot tub?

We set up a webcam.

 

[seahawk 17]

My wife and I have been searching for a new babysitter since we moved to the southern part of our state. Our old babysitter recently completed her doctorate and is in the working world so she is rarely available. A few weeks ago we were at a wedding and one of my wife's old coworkers said her daughter would be perfect for us. She just got her undergraduate degree in the Spring from the local university and lives 10 minutes away from us. Well, she

came over to meet the kids two weeks ago when I wasn't around and my wife liked her a lot. Last weekend she watched the kids for the first time but was wearing a sweater so I didn't really notice her assets. Well, she also works at a local bar/restaurant as a waitress and told us to come in and ask for her. This place usually has an hour wait on Fridays as it is very popular but she got us seated right away in her section. She had on a skimpy top and her rack is an absolute thing of beauty. Since our two kids with with us, she kept leaning over to talk to then at her level which gave me several great shots. I almost mistakenly put her tip between her large lovely mounds. While it is nice to have a new babysitter that the kids and my wife like, I think her beautiful rack can only cause trouble in my life.

The bolded makes me cry. Just dropped a #### ton of money on a degree and she is babysitting and waiting tables.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I like how that his old babysitter is now a doctor and thus can't babysit anymore.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

Babysitters are usually adolescent girls. The proper term for this lady would be Au Great Pair.

 

[Tom Servo]

Babysitters are usually adolescent girls. The proper term for this lady would be Au Great Pair.

Or child minder.

 

[flapgreen]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

Not sure why you would get a babysitter that can't drive or wouldn't be able to watch your kids late into the night if you happen to want to stay out to midnight or later.

My 14 year old babysitter has no issue sitting until midnight. And driving the babysitter home is not a big deal.

Sounds like a great idea

 

[flapgreen]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

My daughter is 20 and babysits occasionally for the easy extra money.

I need a babysitter!

 

[shadyridr]

Ours too. Shes 22 yrs old and studying to be a nurse. Simply amazing body. Perfect ####. My wife is instagram and facebook friends with her. My wife knows im obsessed with her and i dont even care.

 

[shadyridr]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

ours is in college and used to be his daycare teacher

 

[flapgreen]

Ours too. Shes 22 yrs old and studying to be a nurse. Simply amazing body. Perfect ####. My wife is instagram and facebook friends with her. My wife knows im obsessed with her and i dont even care.

 

[Tom Servo]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

Not sure why you would get a babysitter that can't drive or wouldn't be able to watch your kids late into the night if you happen to want to stay out to midnight or later.

My 14 year old babysitter has no issue sitting until midnight. And driving the babysitter home is not a big deal.

Sounds like a great idea

I had an 18 year old girl who baby sat our boys. She had a great rack too. Ooh boy.

 

[shadyridr]

Ours too. Shes 22 yrs old and studying to be a nurse. Simply amazing body. Perfect ####. My wife is instagram and facebook friends with her. My wife knows im obsessed with her and i dont even care.

use your imagination. No way im posting a picture

 

[Tom Servo]

Ours too. Shes 22 yrs old and studying to be a nurse. Simply amazing body. Perfect ####. My wife is instagram and facebook friends with her. My wife knows im obsessed with her and i dont even care.

use your imagination. No way im posting a picture

 

[whiskey7]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

ours is in college and used to be his daycare teacher

Couple of the chicks that work at the day care center we send our son are pretty hot. Often they wear yoga pants or tight sweats in to work, too. Daddy likey

 

[FUBAR]

Ours too. Shes 22 yrs old and studying to be a nurse. Simply amazing body. Perfect ####. My wife is instagram and facebook friends with her. My wife knows im obsessed with her and i dont even care.

use your imagination. No way im posting a picture

Don't need a picture, but we need a sitter.

 

[identikit]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

Not sure why you would get a babysitter that can't drive or wouldn't be able to watch your kids late into the night if you happen to want to stay out to midnight or later.

My 14 year old babysitter has no issue sitting until midnight. And driving the babysitter home is not a big deal.

Sounds like a great idea

What could possibly go right then wrong?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

My daughter is 20 and babysits occasionally for the easy extra money.

I need a babysitter!

Dude, first you have to have a kid.

 

[Andrew74]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

Not sure why you would get a babysitter that can't drive or wouldn't be able to watch your kids late into the night if you happen to want to stay out to midnight or later.

My 14 year old babysitter has no issue sitting until midnight. And driving the babysitter home is not a big deal.

Mmm...gummy Venus de Milo

Beat me to it. 95% of the sitters my wife and I have used over last 10 years have been local college students.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yeah, nobody cares.

 

[Osaurus]

How many points?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

How many points?

Enough to stick her against the wall of your den?

 

[flapgreen]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

My daughter is 20 and babysits occasionally for the easy extra money.

I need a babysitter!

Dude, first you have to have a kid.

Got 2 just for this reason. Forward thinking...

 

[Steve Tasker]

Aren't babysitters usually junior high or high school age?

My daughter is 20 and babysits occasionally for the easy extra money.

tell her I said hey.

 

[Franknbeans]

I like how that his old babysitter is now a doctor and thus can't babysit anymore.

from one fantasy to the next

 

[bostonfred]

Would it be weird to get a sitter and then just stay home with her and your kid while your wife went out?

 

[sports_fan]

this thread is horse####

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

this thread is horse####

And not the good kind.

 

[chauncey]

Seems

Would it be weird to get a sitter and then just stay home with her and your kid while your wife went out?

Better idea would be to get a sitter and then send the wife and kids out.

 

[shadyridr]

Would it be weird to get a sitter and then just stay home with her and your kid while your wife went out?

ive tried

 

[AcerFC]

Howard Stern likes these scenarios.

Go on.....