PA Diaper Sniper Captured (1 Viewer)

[T Bell]

#1 or #2? What was the consistency? Is he well hydrated?

How'd you like to be the Federal agent in charge of sticking the thermometer into the poop to gauge temperature and time of deposit?

 

[TheIronSheik]

#1 or #2? What was the consistency? Is he well hydrated?

How'd you like to be the Federal agent in charge of sticking the thermometer into the poop to gauge temperature and time of deposit?

I'd rather have that job than being the guy out in front looking for a cop killer that has a sniper rifle.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Aren't we all the same age? Or close? I mean, except El Floppo, who is REALLY old.

Pretty much. We're just quicker with a joke.

That's not funny. But if Henry Ford would have said it, it would have been funny.

You know how to push my buttons, Sheik.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Aren't we all the same age? Or close? I mean, except El Floppo, who is REALLY old.

Pretty much. We're just quicker with a joke.

That's not funny. But if Henry Ford would have said it, it would have been funny.

You know how to push my buttons, Sheik.

My bad. People have said that my pneumonia has been making me mean. I told them to #### off.

 

[Godsbrother]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

 

[TheIronSheik]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Probably looking for a sponsorship deal.

 

[T Bell]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

 

[Parrothead]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

how funny would it be if he left newspaper clippings of the manhunt next to his dirty diapers..

 

[TheIronSheik]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

I believe he burned two of his timeouts on failed replay challenges.

 

[Godsbrother]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

I would think that pooping in woods takes a lot less time than cleaning up after you have had a diaper full of crap in your pants for a couple of hours.

 

[Tom Servo]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

I believe he burned two of his timeouts on failed replay challenges.

We're not looking for Andy Reid, guys.

 

[Parrothead]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

I believe he burned two of his timeouts on failed replay challenges.

We're not looking for Andy Reid, guys.

you're gonna need a bigger diaper

 

[Jaysus]

Report: Eric Frein manhunt costing law Pa. law enforcement more than $1 million per week: linkHoly guacamole

 

[T Bell]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

I would think that pooping in woods takes a lot less time than cleaning up after you have had a diaper full of crap in your pants for a couple of hours.

Perhaps, but with a diaper you get more of a choice as to when to take that time, which allows you and your poop to lay low while Cletus H. Lawenforcementguy is clomping along nearby you in the woods.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

I would think that pooping in woods takes a lot less time than cleaning up after you have had a diaper full of crap in your pants for a couple of hours.

Perhaps, but with a diaper you get more of a choice as to when to take that time, which allows you and your poop to lay low while Cletus H. Lawenforcementguy is clomping along nearby you in the woods.

Is that a Hungarian name?

 

[Joe T]

Updat?

 

[Bucky86]

Has he run out of diapers yet?

 

[Guest]

Has he run out of diapers yet?

Not a chance. He's an Amazon Prime member.

 

[fatness]

#1 or #2? What was the consistency? Is he well hydrated?

"mucoid and formed"

 

[msommer]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

 

[TheIronSheik]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

Not that easy to find someone hiding in a 5+ mile area of dense woods. Eric Rudolph was able to hide for years in the same amount of space.

 

[msommer]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

Not that easy to find someone hiding in a 5+ mile area of dense woods. Eric Rudolph was able to hide for years in the same amount of space.

Why not just stake out the pampers section?

 

[Godsbrother]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

I would think that pooping in woods takes a lot less time than cleaning up after you have had a diaper full of crap in your pants for a couple of hours.

Perhaps, but with a diaper you get more of a choice as to when to take that time, which allows you and your poop to lay low while Cletus H. Lawenforcementguy is clomping along nearby you in the woods.

I dunno. I think I can control my bowels long to hold it until there was an opportune moment to poop. I have changed enough diapers to know that cleaning up afterwards is a messy operation and takes considerably more time to do than taking a dump the normal way.

I know one thing: If I were helping this guy I sure wouldn't be shaking his hand.

 

[Jaysus]

Spotted near his high school alma mater this weekend: link

The FBI is, apparently, also DNA testing some random blood stains found on people's porches last week to see if it is that of the Diaper Sniper.

On the plus side.... ld unsure:

 

[jonessed]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

 

[Ned]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

 

[jonessed]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

 

[TheIronSheik]

All schools were closed today in the Poconos. They might be closing in on him.

LINK

 

[Parrothead]

last seen in the vicinity of a State Police barracks.. wonder if he is getting ready for the grand finale?

 

[roadkill1292]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

:whoosh:

 

[Corporation]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

 

[T Bell]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

The humor alluded him.

 

[El Floppo]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

The humor alluded him.

It can have that affect.

 

[TheIronSheik]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

The humor alluded him.

It can have that affect.

This thread is about a cop who died and a psycho who killed him in cold blood. And you jerks are in here cracking jokes. Jesus Christ, have some freaking manors.

 

[El Floppo]

you misspelled manners.

 

[TheIronSheik]

you misspelled manners.

I thought that was the joke.

 

[El Floppo]

you misspelled manners.

I thought that was the joke.

yes.

I lack humor

 

[Sinn Fein]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

The humor alluded him.

It can have that affect.

This thread is about a cop who died and a psycho who killed him in cold blood. And you jerks are in here cracking jokes. Jesus Christ, have some freaking manors.

I thought it was funny to call cops from the Keystone State, Keystone Cops ...I'll find humor in just about anything though.

 

[T Bell]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

The humor alluded him.

It can have that affect.

This thread is about a cop who died and a psycho who killed him in cold blood. And you jerks are in here cracking jokes. Jesus Christ, have some freaking manors.

I thought it was funny to call cops from the Keystone State, Keystone Cops ...I'll find humor in just about anything though.

I just hope they've got this guy Penn'd in.

 

[fatness]

Since they can't catch this guy, Pennsylvania has expanded police powers during emergencies. No word on whether those expanded powers will include "invisibility" or "tracking ability".

Time to take a lude.

 

[TheIronSheik]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

The humor alluded him.

It can have that affect.

This thread is about a cop who died and a psycho who killed him in cold blood. And you jerks are in here cracking jokes. Jesus Christ, have some freaking manors.

Just to clarify, I'm not really angry. I was just trying to add to the joke.

 

[El Floppo]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

The humor alluded him.

It can have that affect.

This thread is about a cop who died and a psycho who killed him in cold blood. And you jerks are in here cracking jokes. Jesus Christ, have some freaking manors.

Just to clarify, I'm not really angry. I was just trying to add to the joke.

what joke?

 

[jonessed]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

I'm aware. That's why I threw in "allude" in the follow-up.

 

[Henry Ford]

Aren't we all the same age? Or close? I mean, except El Floppo, who is REALLY old.

Pretty much. We're just quicker with a joke.

That's not funny. But if Henry Ford would have said it, it would have been funny.

Oh, snap.

 

[Ned]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

I'm aware. That's why I threw in "allude" in the follow-up.

I love that you used it correctly.

 

[jonessed]

He's being hunted by the Keystone cops it seelms, for all the results they are getting.

It's been the Feds for awhile. They will find him eventually, but it's pretty amazing he has alluded them for so long. Maybe they have become too reliant on technology.

Didn't the feds elude to the fact that the thick forrest canopy was effecting their affectiveness?

I don't think they need to allude to it. It seems pretty obvious that they don't operate well in heavily forested areas.

He's making fun of your previous post.

I'm aware. That's why I threw in "allude" in the follow-up.

I love that you used it correctly.

It seemed appropriate at the time. Admitting the mistake without admitting the mistake.

That was prior to the running joke though. In hindsite I should have done something different.

 

[Guest]

Guy has to be tired of eating what he is eating. They need to setup a big barbeque upwind of the woods.

 

[B-Deep]

I may have missed it but why is this guy wearing diapers instead of just taking a dump in the woods?

Because he doesn't get to call "time out" on the search in order to take dumps at will?

I would think that pooping in woods takes a lot less time than cleaning up after you have had a diaper full of crap in your pants for a couple of hours.

Perhaps, but with a diaper you get more of a choice as to when to take that time, which allows you and your poop to lay low while Cletus H. Lawenforcementguy is clomping along nearby you in the woods.

I dunno. I think I can control my bowels long to hold it until there was an opportune moment to poop. I have changed enough diapers to know that cleaning up afterwards is a messy operation and takes considerably more time to do than taking a dump the normal way.

I know one thing: If I were helping this guy I sure wouldn't be shaking his hand.

I agree

I have a 7 year old disabled child who is still in diapers....changing that is no easy task and it is a big freaking mess. As for running around in a #### filled diaper, the sniper can do it but let me tell you he's gonna have some wicked diaper rash, his ### is gonna be a freaking bloody mess

plus he has to be stocking up on diapers, presumably something to wipe with, and hopefully some lotion. And diapers are NOT easy to transport, they are light but very bulky there's no way this dude is hauling around a month's worth of diapers

 

[El Floppo]

anybody remember that astronaut kidnap/murder whatever with the diaper?

good times.

 

[Fat Nick]

anybody remember that astronaut kidnap/murder whatever with the diaper?

good times.

At least she had a clear reason to wear them...can't stop won't stop.