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Pat Boone Nails It (1 Viewer)

Jim11

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An excerpt.

http://www.wnd.com/2015/01/a-traitor-in-the-white-house-if-the-shoe-fits/

Suppose America elects a charismatic young president who makes all kinds of brave promises and sweeps into the White House. This young man not only has little political or governmental experience, but none at all in business or administration. Curiously, his upbringing is never closely examined or evaluated; it’s just assumed that anybody elected president must love America – but this young man had been trained by parents and others to consider this country a colonial oppressor and unfit to be a world leader! In college, by his own autobiographical account, he sought out Marxist professors, in not one but three colleges.

Having declared that he considered the U.S. Constitution a “flawed” document, he proceeds as president to ride roughshod over the document and its establishment of three separate and equal branches of our government, declaring openly if Congress won’t give him what he wants, he “has a phone and a pen” and will make executive decisions and even change laws he has crammed through the legislature, determined to effectively dismantle the two-party system and the separation-of-powers concept.

Suppose this pompous man also appoints an attorney general who announces with him that they not only will enable hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens to invade the country – but that they will not enforce the immigration laws themselves!

 
Happy New Year! I see starting :pokey: political threads wasn't one of your resolutions.

Carry on, I'll see myself out.

 
Pat Boone owned a basketball team called the Cooga Moogas. Sounds like a bunch of damn mooslims to me Jim.

 
In 1997, Boone released In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy, a collection of heavy metal covers. To promote the album, he appeared at the American Music Awards in black leather. He was then dismissed from Gospel America, a TV show on the Trinity Broadcasting Network. After making a special appearance on TBN with the president of the network, Paul Crouch, and his pastor, Jack Hayford, many fans accepted his explanation of the leather outfit being a "parody of himself". Trinity Broadcasting then reinstated him, and Gospel America was brought back.
 
The US Constitution was a flawed document. But our founding fathers knew that, and in their wisdom, created the amendment process.

Just like your belief system is a flawed process. But God knew that, and in His wisdom, created free will fantasy football internet forums.

 
I used an old Pat Boone album my parents had in my wiggity-wiggity-wack "I'm gonna learn how to scratch" phase. :oldunsure:

 
Someone suggested that Ted Nugent be quoted instead, but Jim said, "I don't care who the kids are listening to today!"

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.
You're saying you're gay?
You would have sex with 2 guys in a chick filet bathroom?
Uh, no? He's the one who "can't stop thinking about" a gay threesome fantasy. And you know it's a fantasy because if there is one person in the world who is straighter than me it's Pat Boone.

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.
You're saying you're gay?
You would have sex with 2 guys in a chick filet bathroom?
Uh, no? He's the one who "can't stop thinking about" a gay threesome fantasy. And you know it's a fantasy because if there is one person in the world who is straighter than me it's Pat Boone.
He asked what you would do... you brought sex into it.

oops?

 
So many nights I sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now
You've come along

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

Rollin' at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I'm turning for home?
Finally, a chance to say hey,
I love You
Never again to be all alone

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

You light up my life
You give me hope
To carry on
You light up my days
and fill my nights with song

It can't be wrong
When it feels so right
'Cause You
You light up my life

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.
You're saying you're gay?
You would have sex with 2 guys in a chick filet bathroom?
Uh, no? He's the one who "can't stop thinking about" a gay threesome fantasy. And you know it's a fantasy because if there is one person in the world who is straighter than me it's Pat Boone.
He asked what you would do... you brought sex into it.

oops?
Yeah, i really went out on a limb with what he was insinuating there.

 
I see 2015 will be just like 2014. You see a J11 and just assume the opposite is likely to be far more on point than the pathetic partisan babble

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.
You're saying you're gay?
You would have sex with 2 guys in a chick filet bathroom?
Uh, no? He's the one who "can't stop thinking about" a gay threesome fantasy. And you know it's a fantasy because if there is one person in the world who is straighter than me it's Pat Boone.
He asked what you would do... you brought sex into it.

oops?
Yeah, i really went out on a limb with what he was insinuating there.
Apparently wasn't too far fetched?

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.
You're saying you're gay?
You would have sex with 2 guys in a chick filet bathroom?
Uh, no? He's the one who "can't stop thinking about" a gay threesome fantasy. And you know it's a fantasy because if there is one person in the world who is straighter than me it's Pat Boone.
He asked what you would do... you brought sex into it.

oops?
Yeah, i really went out on a limb with what he was insinuating there.
Apparently wasn't too far fetched?
Man, you're really burning me here.

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.
You're saying you're gay?
You would have sex with 2 guys in a chick filet bathroom?
Uh, no? He's the one who "can't stop thinking about" a gay threesome fantasy. And you know it's a fantasy because if there is one person in the world who is straighter than me it's Pat Boone.
He asked what you would do... you brought sex into it.

oops?
Yeah, i really went out on a limb with what he was insinuating there.
Apparently wasn't too far fetched?
Man, you're really burning me here.
You do seem hot and bothered.

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.
You're saying you're gay?
You would have sex with 2 guys in a chick filet bathroom?
Uh, no? He's the one who "can't stop thinking about" a gay threesome fantasy. And you know it's a fantasy because if there is one person in the world who is straighter than me it's Pat Boone.
He asked what you would do... you brought sex into it.

oops?
Yeah, i really went out on a limb with what he was insinuating there.
Apparently wasn't too far fetched?
Man, you're really burning me here.
You do seem hot and bothered.
Is this what a pinata feels like? Gracious, you are really good at this.

 
what willie neslon and pat boone would do to jim11 in a chick filet bathroom i don't want to know but can't stop thinking about.
You're saying you're gay?
You would have sex with 2 guys in a chick filet bathroom?
Uh, no? He's the one who "can't stop thinking about" a gay threesome fantasy. And you know it's a fantasy because if there is one person in the world who is straighter than me it's Pat Boone.
He asked what you would do... you brought sex into it.

oops?
Yeah, i really went out on a limb with what he was insinuating there.
Apparently wasn't too far fetched?
Man, you're really burning me here.
You do seem hot and bothered.
Is this what a pinata feels like? Gracious, you are really good at this.
Are you saying you would blindfold Pat Boone in a chickfila bathroom?

 
Two more years and it's on to Hillary. Frying pan to fire.
Yeah. Things are so horrible right now.
Depends on your perspective, I suppose,

http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2014/08/09/50-things-barack-obama-has-done-wrong-n1876744/page/full

1) Because of Obama’s policies since he became President, 11,472,000 Americans have left the work force.

2) “Fewer Americans are at work today than in April 2000, even though the population since then has grown by 31 million.” — Mortimer Zuckerman

3) The number of Americans on welfare has hit record highs.

4) A record 20% of Americans were on food stamps in 2013.

5) The almost 11 million Americans getting disability payments is now approaching the population of Cuba

6) Our nation lost its AAA credit rating because Obama is spending so much money.

7) Not only was Cash for Clunkers a wasteful government program that cost $1.4 million for every job it created and did little to reduce carbon emissions,” destroying the “clunkers” helped dramatically jack up the cost of used cars for the rest of the country.

8) After BP had a huge oil spill in the Gulf, Obama not only bungled the clean-up process, he slowed oil production from other companies that had done nothing wrong which led to higher oil prices.

9) Obama has helped drive up the cost of gas by blocking the Keystone Pipeline.

10) When he was running for office in 2008, Obama claimed that, “Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.” He lied.

11) Through 2013, the Obama Administration had imposed new regulations on businesses that cost 46 billion dollars a year.

12) Taxpayers lost 25 billion dollars on Obama’s bailout of General Motors and Chrysler. Chrysler isn’t even an American company any more. It’s now owned by an Italian company, Fiat.

13) When he was running for office, Obama called Bush “unpatriotic” for adding so much to the debt and promised to cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term. Yet, the national debt is up 7 trillion dollars since Obama became President. That’s more debt than all U.S. Presidents from George Washington through Bill Clinton combined.

14) Obama’s administration gave guns to Mexican cartels that were used to murder hundreds of Mexicans and border agent Brian Terry. The Obama Administration has refused to cooperate with the investigation or hold anyone accountable for that illegal behavior.

15) The NSA has spied on Americans under Obama.

16) Under Obama, the CIA spied on the Senate.

17) Obama’s campaign contributors at Solyndra were handed 535 million dollars of taxpayer money that the Obama Administration knew they would never be able to pay back before they gave it to them.

18) The IRS targeted Obama’s political enemies including Christian groups, pro-Israel groups, and most prominently, Tea Party groups. The Obama Administration has refused to cooperate with the investigation or hold anyone accountable for the illegal behavior.

19) Numerous donors to Mitt Romney were audited by the IRS after giving him large contributions.

20) When the EPA and IRS were asked to provide emails requested by Congress as part of an investigation into their illegal activities, they’ve claimed over and over again to have lost the information because of “hard drive crashes.” Given that it’s quite easy to back up a hard drive and that they’re required by law to retain that information, it seems likely that they’re habitually destroying evidence to hide their illegal activities.

21) Veterans received poor health care and even died because of the incompetence and cover-ups of Obama’s VA.

22) Even Barney Frank admits Barack Obama shamelessly lied to the American people to get Obamacare passed – and lie, he did. He promised that Americans could keep their insurance plans, that they could keep their doctors, and that Obamacare would save the average family $2500 per year. Not only were all of those lies, Obama knew they were lies when he made those promises.

23) Barack Obama has broken the law repeatedly by making at least 23 unilateral changes to Obamacare.

24) Obama has been illegally trying to force Christians to pay for abortifacients via Obamacare.

25) Obamacare has been a disaster that cost millions their insurance and sent health care costs spiraling into the stratosphere.

26) Obama is taking 700 billion dollars out of Medicare to put into Obamacare.

27) The website portion of Obamacare, healthcare.gov, was a non-functional disaster for months when it rolled out and Obama claimed he was completely unaware that there was anything wrong with it.

28) Instead of calming people down, Obama helped to turn Americans against each other racially be inserting himself into the Trayvon Martin case.

29) Obama created so much racial animosity by attacking the police when they had done nothing wrong in the Henry Louis Gates case that he had to have a ridiculous “beer summit” to try to undo the damage.

30) The Department of Justice failed to pursue a voter intimidation case against members of the New Black Panthers because they were black and liberal. Former DOJ official J. Christian Adams quit over the case and “accused his former employer of instructing attorneys in the civil rights division to ignore cases that involve black defendants and white victims.”

31) George W. Bush quit playing golf in 2003 because he didn’t want the mother of some fallen soldier to see the Commander-in-Chief out playing golf. He also said he thought playing golf during a war sent the wrong signal to the American people. Through June of 2014, Obama was up to 177 rounds and is on pace to play twice as much in his second term as his first term.

32) Obama chose tax cheat Tim Geithner to be his Secretary of the Treasury and then has had the audacity to spend his whole presidency pushing for higher taxes.

33) After promising to unite America when he was running for office in 2008, Obama has been the most hyper-partisan President in decades.

34) Despite the fact that Barack Obama claimed to believe that marriage should be between one man and one woman when he was running for President in 2008, his Department of Justice asked states attorney general to refuse to defend their states’ bans on gay marriage in court.

35) The Department of Justice has worked overtime to help increase voter fraud by fighting against voter ID. This is despite the fact that you need ID to buy alcohol, drive a car, fly on a plane or even to use Obamacare.

36) He’s the reason why countless Americans have been groped, molested and harassed by the TSA, even though agents never caught a terrorist sticking their hand down anyone’s pants.

37) He’s responsible for the dumbing down of our education system with Common Core.

38) We first landed on the moon in 1969, but because of Obama, we’re no longer even capable of going into space.

39) His servile bowing to other world leaders is embarrassing and un-American.

40) Barack Obama engaged in an illegal war in Libya without the permission of Congress that helped turn that country into an unstable basket case run by radical Islamists. How bad is it? America, Libyans and the rest of the world were better off with Muammar Gaddafi in charge. That’s how bad it is.

41) Radical Islamist Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan “described himself as mujahedeen” and yelled “Allahu Akbar” as he murdered 13 of his fellow soldiers at Fort Hood. The Obama Administration labeled that as "workplace violence" rather than admitting there was a terrorist attack on his watch.

42) He released 5 Taliban terrorists In exchange for deserter Bowe Bergdahl.

43) Americans died at Benghazi because Obama’s administration didn’t take their repeated requests for additional security seriously.

44) Russia annexed Crimea while Obama did nothing of consequence to discourage it from invading. That’s not a surprise for a President who is fond of throwing out “red lines” that don’t mean anything.

45) Obama’s premature pull-out in Iraq and foolish refusal to get a status of forces agreement in Iraq left the country vulnerable and led to the terrorists in ISIS taking over a large portion of that country.

46) Barack Obama unilaterally implemented the DREAM Act that Congress didn’t pass and illegally handed out work permits to illegal aliens.

47) Obama is threatening to bypass Congress and simply “legalize” millions more of illegal immigrants even though it’s illegal and unconstitutional and it hurts the American people and will further encourage even more illegal aliens to surge across the border.

48) The fence on our southern border was supposed to be completed by 2009. The Obama Administration has made it clear that it doesn’t intend to finish it during his presidency.

49) Barack Obama is deliberately creating a crisis on the southern border by refusing to deport illegal aliens crossing into our country.

50) For all practical purposes, Barack Obama has already unilaterally implemented amnesty in America because “at least 99.92% of illegal immigrants and visa overstays without known crimes on their records” aren’t being deported.

 
5) The almost 11 million Americans getting disability payments is now approaching the population of Cuba
Yes, let's throw out all those fakers on disability off the public dole. No reason they can't get a job like everyone else. And if you are in a wheelchair you can always sit by a street corner stoplight with a sign and somebody like Jim11 will gladly give you a couple dollars.

 
That's the worst list ever. You have slipped so far jim11, like watching Manning throwing ducks yesterday do you realize it has passed you by?

 
Yes, let's throw out all those fakers on disability off the public dole. No reason they can't get a job like everyone else. And if you are in a wheelchair you can always sit by a street corner stoplight with a sign and somebody like Jim11 will gladly give you a couple dollars.
Yeah, like all those on disability are in a wheelchair. Massive govt. handouts produce fraud.

 
That's the worst list ever. You have slipped so far jim11, like watching Manning throwing ducks yesterday do you realize it has passed you by?
Could you be more general in your critique? BTW, English grammar seems to have passed you by.

 
That's the worst list ever. You have slipped so far jim11, like watching Manning throwing ducks yesterday do you realize it has passed you by?
Could you be more general in your critique? BTW, English grammar seems to have passed you by.
Your trolling skills are so bad now, just mailing it in these days. You used to be so much better, mate.

"Pat Boone Nails It" WTF?
Jim is now a senior. Maybe age has dulled his keen mind. :hophead:

 

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