People who put ranch on pizza (1 Viewer)

[bosoxs45]

Yay or nay?

 

[Tom Servo]

 Local pizza joint makes a slammin’ ranch pizza. 

 

[Christo]

Not every time. But, yes.

 

[wikkidpissah]

OK below the Mason-Dixon line, where ranch dressing is an actual food group. NOwheres else.

 

[Bonzai]

Christ, no.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Ranch dressing on pizza is pure white trash 

 

[Tony Jabroni]

No. Absolutely not. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Not every time. But, yes.

 

[stbugs]

Not a chance. However, a good blue cheese dressing with pepperoni pizza is awesome. I’m not talking Hidden Valley but either restaurant made/the good stuff that needs refrigeration before opening/lots of chunks.

 

[Christo]

Christ, no.

It's Christo. And the answer is "yes."

 

[Epic Problem]

Executable offense

 

[Ilov80s]

Nay. Ranch doesn’t belong anywhere except the trash.

 

[skol asylum]

gross

 

[NotSmart]

On the pizza? 

But dipping the crust in some afterward? Heavenly.

It's just saving a step to put it on the pizza itself.

Efficiency matters.

 

[NotSmart]

The Bomb = Ranch, chicken, bacon, onions, pineapple.

 

[The Kansas Comet]

Nope.  Nope.  Nope.

 

[shader]

It’s really unhealthy but if it’s good ranch dressing, it’s really good

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I've seen it more as a substitute for ketchup when dipping French fries.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

I do on a weak pie like Pizza Hut or something, but not on the good stuff.

 

[NotSmart]

You were so close.  Ranch with pineapple?  WTF is wrong with you?

I knew the pineapple would be controversial.

I'd also add green olives but I knew that would be just too crazy.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

When I moved to Oklahoma I was surprised by the amount of ranch that people use here on everything. Salads with a gallon of the #### on it to the point you can't even see green and looks like a bowl of gravy.   I saw a guy cover his baked potato in ranch to the point he was digging down into the ranch to find his potato.   It is a food group in Oklahoma.  so ####### nasty.   

2nd the pure white trash sentiment 

 

[badmojo1006]

No Poll?

And there would be an option of "Terminate with extreme Prejudice?"

Right? 

 

[Rodrigo Duterte]

Putting ranch on pizza is dumb.  Putting pizza crust in ranch is genius.

 

[skol asylum]

The Bomb = Ranch, chicken, bacon, onions, pineapple.

Pineapple also does not belong on pizza.

 

[ren hoek]

Oh hell yeah

Give me some extra cheese pizza with some Ken's dankhouse on it please

 

[da_budman]

My stepson was in the Peace Corp in Moldova.  Over there the condiment they use as sauce is mayonaise.  Before he left he had comverted a failry large group to using marinara  as the sauce. Ive neer tried ranch on pizza  so I cant say its horrible but I vote no anyway.  

 

[msommer]

Christ, no.

 

 

[msommer]

The Bomb = Ranch, chicken, bacon, onions, pineapple.

Pineapple has no place on a pizza, either

 

[msommer]

Christ, no.

Ranch dressing on pizza is pure white trash 

No. Absolutely not. 

Executable offense

Nay. Ranch doesn’t belong anywhere except the trash.

gross

Nope.  Nope.  Nope.

When I moved to Oklahoma I was surprised by the amount of ranch that people use here on everything. Salads with a gallon of the #### on it to the point you can't even see green and looks like a bowl of gravy.   I saw a guy cover his baked potato in ranch to the point he was digging down into the ranch to find his potato.   It is a food group in Oklahoma.  so ####### nasty.   

2nd the pure white trash sentiment 

No Poll?

And there would be an option of "Terminate with extreme Prejudice?"

Right? 

Pineapple also does not belong on pizza.

Y'all are my pizzabrohans!

 

[ShamrockPride]

Big nay. Drop they a## on the same island as the ones who like pineapple on pizza. They can have a big weirdo pizza fetish party in the middle of the Pacific.

 

[-OZ-]

It’s really unhealthy but if it’s good ranch dressing, it’s really good

Where would one find the "good ranch"? 

Next thing y'all will want fish sticks on your pizza.

 

[-OZ-]

Big nay. Drop they a## on the same island as the ones who like pineapple on pizza. They can have a big weirdo pizza fetish party in the middle of the Pacific.

pineapple, bacon, and feta cheese is easily my favorite Domino's Pizza. Far from great but sometimes we go with the cheap pizza.

 

[msommer]

pineapple, bacon, and feta cheese is easily my favorite Domino's Pizza. Far from great but sometimes we go with the cheap pizza.

I think I have located the issue.....

 

[ShamrockPride]

Where would one find the "good ranch"? 

Next thing y'all will want fish sticks on your pizza.

You too late, B. Fish Stick Pizza

 

[-OZ-]

I think I have located the issue.....

Oh, it's not my pizza of choice but when you're feeding 7 and not wanting to break the bank, sometimes you go cheap. The kids all like it. 

 

[-OZ-]

You too late, B. Fish Stick Pizza

I almost linked to this. 

They were talking about it on my local radio show last week. 

Gotta admit I'd try it. But we avoided the mayonnaise and tuna pizza when in China.

 

[EYLive]

It's common practice for cavemen.

 

[Franknbeans]

what's next, toothpaste?

 

[Christo]

what's next, toothpaste?

WITMF are you talking about?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

what's next, toothpaste?

Why would anyone put ranch on toothpaste?

 

[msommer]

Why would anyone put ranch on toothpaste?

Toothpaste with ranch taste?

 

[otello]

When I’m alone, I experiment with hot sauce or sriracha.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Toothpaste with ranch taste?

Make toothpaste taste like bacon and the whole country would have better teeth.

 

[Zegras11]

Make toothpaste taste like bacon and the whole country would have better teeth.

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[msommer]

Make toothpaste taste like bacon and the whole country would have better teeth.

Nah, They'd have stomach issues from eating too much toothpaste

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Order up a nice pizza from Black Sheep Pizza and someone wants to put ranch dressing on it?

No trial, no jury, just straight to execution

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Order up a nice pizza from Black Sheep Pizza and someone wants to put ranch dressing on it?

No trial, no jury, just straight to execution

I think a ranch drenched pizza as their last meal would be fitting.

 

[msommer]

I think a ranch drenched pizza as their last meal would be fitting.

Death by ranch dressing would be fitting

 

[Angry Beavers]

As a gentlemen of Italian descent I cringe at this. 

 

[NotSmart]

Ranch persecution.

It's real.