"People" who use a microwave (1 Viewer)

[tone1oc]

to warm up leftover fish in the community lunch room at work.  Have you ANY dignity? Stop it.

 

[Zow]

I don't understand the quotation marks. 

 

[tone1oc]

I don't understand the quotation marks. 

I don't know why you think it's okay to microwave fish in a public use area. 

 

[RandyDB]

I'd rather have them nuking fish than burning their popcorn

 

[tone1oc]

I'd rather have them nuking fish than burning their popcorn

Burned popcorn smells like the nape of a freshly bathed virgin compared to microwaved fish.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I don't understand the quotation marks. 

I don't understand the schtick.

 

[John Bender]

I'd rather have them nuking fish than burning their popcorn

"People" who have to eat popcorn at work.  

 

[tone1oc]

I hate the inefficient people who punch "1:30" into the microwave like mindless drones when told to warm something up for a minute and a half. You brain-damaged cretins. Hit "90" and save yourself a keypress. You're wasting precious seconds!

I use the add :30 seconds button every time.  There is nothing that can't be microwaved in increments of 30 seconds.

I also always open the door with 1 second left, I feel like I'm a defusing a bomb or something. 

 

[Aerial Assault]

This is a great thread series. 

 

[tone1oc]

"People" who have to eat popcorn at work.  

Agreed, but no worse than those that use the public microwave to humble brag about last nights dinner out.  

OH YAY! You went to that new fancy Indian spot last night, PLEASE microwave another 30 seconds and remind the whole office why don't ya!

 

[tone1oc]

I'm going to have to report this to HR

 

[trogg78]

Ivanka wouldn't let anybody reheat fish in the microwave.  But then she's a strong person.

 

[msommer]

"Dear HR, I've been hanging out all day on an online bulletin board, making new versions of a photo of one presidential candidates, when suddenly one of my co workers heated some fish in the microwave. Obviously I first expressed my displeasure on the bulletin board, and now that this has run it's course, I am complaining to you"

That will go over well...

 

[lakerstan]

Are you sure that was microwaved fish, or your part-time stripper co-worker?

 

[tone1oc]

"Dear HR, I've been hanging out all day on an online bulletin board, making new versions of a photo of one presidential candidates, when suddenly one of my co workers heated some fish in the microwave. Obviously I first expressed my displeasure on the bulletin board, and now that this has run it's course, I am complaining to you"

That will go over well...

Amazing life I live ain't it?  In paradise taboot.. 

 

[Mr. Ected]

Used to work in a place where there was this tiny, Asian woman who would bring her lunch in every day. Most days the meals smelled delicious, but every once in a while, she would bring in something fishy and the place would reek.

 

[tone1oc]

Used to work in a place where there was this tiny, Asian woman who would bring her lunch in every day. Most days the meals smelled delicious, but every once in a while, she would bring in something fishy and the place would reek.

Well did you report her to HR? 

 

[bueno]

I hate the inefficient people who punch "1:30" into the microwave like mindless drones when told to warm something up for a minute and a half. You brain-damaged cretins. Hit "90" and save yourself a keypress. You're wasting precious seconds!

It takes you a full second to push a button?

 

[tone1oc]

It takes you a full second to push a button?

Your reaction time is severely inhibited when breathing nuked fish fumes, somewhere between pot brownies and valium.. 

 

[Politician Spock]

That Barbara Streisand song from Funny Girl makes a whole lot more sense with quotes. 

 

[lakerstan]

That Barbara Streisand song from Funny Girl makes a whole lot more sense with quotes. 

People who use microwaves are the luckiest people in the world.

 

[bueno]

Your reaction time is severely inhibited when breathing nuked fish fumes, somewhere between pot brownies and valium.. 

Ah - a pain reliever without the pain relief. I can relate to that. Of course, I've sung Purple Haze while on dilaudid.

 

[E Street Brat]

It's not fish. It's chicken of the sea 

 

[tone1oc]

People who use microwaves are the luckiest people in the world.

What a time to be alive!

 

[Mr. Ected]

Used to work in a place where there was this tiny, Asian woman who would bring her lunch in every day. Most days the meals smelled delicious, but every once in a while, she would bring in something fishy and the place would reek.

Well did you report her to HR? 

She kinda was in the HR, she was #2 in the part of the company that controlled the admin.

 

[tone1oc]

She kinda was in the HR, she was #2 in the part of the company that controlled the admin.

Well damn.. then it's definitely just a power move on her part.  She sounds like an Alpha

 

[sports_fan]

I don't understand the quotation marks. 

I don't know why you think it's okay to microwave fish in a public use area. 

What kind of "fish" was it?

 

[Mr. Ected]

She kinda was in the HR, she was #2 in the part of the company that controlled the admin.

Well damn.. then it's definitely just a power move on her part.  She sounds like an Alpha

Looking back on that tiny woman (if she had 5' on her license, she was lying.) as an Alpha is humorous.

 

[tone1oc]

What kind of "fish" was it?

Based on her outfit I'd say talapia

 

[bueno]

Based on her outfit I'd say talapia

Talapia should be perm-banned. It should be thrown out of the animal kingdom entirely.  It is Mexico's way of getting revenge for us capturing Santa Ana.

 

[tone1oc]

Looking back on that tiny woman (if she had 5' on her license, she was lying.) as an Alpha is humorous.

Alpha is a mindset, especially on the internet. 

 

[bueno]

Alpha is a mindset, especially on the internet. 

What about in a microwave?

 

[tone1oc]

What about in a microwave?

In a vacuum I'd say no.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Looking back on that tiny woman (if she had 5' on her license, she was lying.) as an Alpha is humorous.

Alpha is a mindset, especially on the internet. 

This was back in the 90s, before the internet was real big.

 

[ChiefD]

Talapia should be perm-banned. It should be thrown out of the animal kingdom entirely.  It is Mexico's way of getting revenge for us capturing Santa Ana.

Agree. It's the Corona of fish.

 

[Wooderson]

I hate the inefficient people who punch "1:30" into the microwave like mindless drones when told to warm something up for a minute and a half. You brain-damaged cretins. Hit "90" and save yourself a keypress. You're wasting precious seconds!

Should hit 88 no reason to move the finger between two numbers. 

 

[tone1oc]

Every time I enter 100 seconds into a microwave it causes some kind of fold in the space time fabric and will go from 100 to 59 seconds almost instantly.  Microwaves man, how do they even work?

 

[bueno]

Every time I enter 100 seconds into a microwave it causes some kind of fold in the space time fabric and will go from 100 to 59 seconds almost instantly.  Microwaves man, how do they even work?

It's a government secret. Check Hillary's server. ;-)

 

[tone1oc]

It's a government secret. Check Hillary's server. ;-)

You are not supposed to put tinfoil in a microwave 

 

[bueno]

You are not supposed to put tinfoil in a microwave 

It makes for pretty lightning.....

 

[parasaurolophus]

how about the people that just open the door at 22 seconds left and walk away? Screw them. Now I have to clear your timer and enter mine. 

 

[tone1oc]

how about the people that just open the door at 22 seconds left and walk away? Screw them. Now I have to clear your timer and enter mine. 

Time wasters, quite literally.. 

 

[bueno]

how about the people that just open the door at 22 seconds left and walk away? Screw them. Now I have to clear your timer and enter mine. 

It is even more fun if you open the door at one second....

 

[Mr. Ected]

I hate the inefficient people who punch "1:30" into the microwave like mindless drones when told to warm something up for a minute and a half. You brain-damaged cretins. Hit "90" and save yourself a keypress. You're wasting precious seconds!

Should hit 88 no reason to move the finger between two numbers. 

Use 99 all the time!

 

[Galileo]

It makes for pretty lightning.....

Try a CD or a potato chip bag...even more fun.

 

[msommer]

It is even more fun if you open the door at one second....

Like the OP...

 

[Ministry of Pain]

tone1oc gets it

And it's always the same girl in a sweater from accounting who looks like she flops out and watches marathons of Game of Thrones on Tuesday Nights. 

She has a booty call named Dave who lives for Dungeons and Dragons but he's controllable so she continues to use him once a week. 

I''m keeping an eye on her...

 

[bentley]

Use 99 all the time!

Team double numbers all the time.

 

[tone1oc]

Like the OP...

I always hit clear/cancel, I'm not a Debbie from accounting

 

[msommer]

I always hit clear/cancel, I'm not a Debbie from accounting

That would be Janet