Pepper / wiener (1 Viewer)

[Tick]

I sliced up some salsa pepper to put on my taco tonight. It was way spicier than I expected, and I didn't enjoy the taco because it was too picante.

Then I went to the bathroom.

Ow.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Does not compute.

 

[Tick]

Pepper oil on my hands got on my bits and nibblies.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Pepper oil on my hands got on my bits and nibblies.

Ahhhhhh. I gotcha now. I thought you meant that your pee burned because of what you ate.

I was going to have some bad news for you.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Salsa pepper?

 

[Christo]

A good way to remove ticks.

 

[Tick]

Salsa pepper?

http://bonnieplants.com/product/garden-salsa-hot-pepper/

 

[Tick]

Innernet said to use olive oil, it worked.

 

[Tick]

Salsa pepper?

http://bonnieplants.com/product/garden-salsa-hot-pepper/

You read that right, 9 inches.

 

[WetDream]

Innernet said to use olive oil, it worked.

Link?

 

[mr roboto]

Innernet said to use olive oil, it worked.

Link?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Some people pay good money for that.

 

[Tick]

Some people pay good money for that.

Those people are wrong. This was disappointing.

 

[(HULK)]

I came in here thinking that a pepper divided by a weiner was some out there porn fetish you were into and this was a Friday confession thread.

I am disapoint

 

[gianmarco]

Ball pepper cancer

 

[Two Deep]

Pepper oil on my hands got on my bits and nibblies.

Sorry about your luck......bits and nibbles...too bad

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ball pepper cancer

Bell pepper ball cancer has a nice ring to it.

 

[Todd Andrews]

I was at my first crawfish boil and couldnt get enough of the cold cold beer and the cayenne and chinese pepper soaked crawfish.

My arms were red/orange with Zatarains boil to the elbows and my hands were crusted with a sludge of various peppers, garlic powder, etc.

When I went to tinkle without washing my hands, it soon felt like my peener had gone into Mt. Doom with the One Ring.

Not cool.

 

[SFBayDuck]

Taking out your contacts after slicing peppers is no fun, either.

 

[Guest]

Taking out your contacts after slicing peppers is no fun, either.

I wore rubber gloves to cut up a bunch of jalapenos last weekend and washed my hands and arms well before going to bed. Somehow some pepper juice must have gotten on an eyelash. Rubbed my eyes in the middle of the night. That was not fun.

 

[Hawks64]

Taking out your contacts after slicing peppers is no fun, either.

Did that once...felt like my eye was melting. I now wear gloves to cut up peppers.

 

[snellman]

I came in here thinking that a pepper divided by a weiner was some out there porn fetish you were into and this was a Friday confession thread.

I am disapoint

Imagine me who initially read it as paper/wiener.

 

[RUSF18]

When I was early into dating my now wife, I made her breakfast one morning...eggs, red/green peppers, mushrooms, cheese, and some jalapeno for kick. Sliced those jalapenos on my own. We enjoyed breakfast very much and she was very grateful. While she was doing some things to me I was doing some things to her with my hand that had some jalapeno remnants on it apparently.

That wasn't good for her at all.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I came in here thinking that a pepper divided by a weiner was some out there porn fetish you were into and this was a Friday confession thread.

I am disapoint

Imagine me who initially read it as paper/wiener.

Paper cuts on the wiener are the worst.

 

[Coeur de Lion]

Did this once making salsa at my in-laws house. Junk was absolutely on fire. Wife googled it while almost peeing herself laughing, and got me a mug of cold milk to dunk my peener in, which helped somewhat. Definitely learned the hard way to be VERY careful.

 

[shuke]

Innernet said to use olive oil, it worked.

Link?

 

[RUSF18]

Did this once making salsa at my in-laws house. Junk was absolutely on fire. Wife googled it while almost peeing herself laughing, and got me a mug of cold milk to dunk my peener in, which helped somewhat. Definitely learned the hard way to be VERY careful.

You should also tell your in laws to be careful drinking the milk.