I would be setting out to shake some hands.
-QG
i get it but man thats murder id rather just be fast and furious and use my bully pulpit as the fastest man ever to get some stuff done take that to the bank brohans
It does feel like a situation where the fine print would matter Bromigo - for example if I try to take that do the bank does it disappear on the way?
-QG
Oh, don't you mind the fine print...
8 Hour Sleep Button - There's a button behind your right ear. Press it anytime and you'll fall asleep in 10 seconds for exactly 8 hours, waking up perfectly refreshed every time.
It's easily accessible and everyone else knows about it, too, and can also press it. Practical jokes and other, more dangerous situations are possible.
$200 In Pocket - Once a day, reach into your pocket and two $100 bills will magically appear
(in someone else's pocket), but only when you're buying something.
Real Magic - You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.
You can't control it, of course, so anything you make a fist over disappears.
Any Song on the Piano or Guitar - You can play any song perfectly on the piano or guitar anytime you want
(but no one else can hear it). Elton, Slash, and Brahms: "Wow."
Usain Bolt+ Speed - You can run slightly faster than Usain Bolt's world record speed for as long as you live
(do we really need to mention how much your lifespan shrinks?).