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Pick Your Superpower out of these 5 (1 Viewer)

Which would you choose?

  • 8 Hour Sleep Button

    Votes: 12 11.7%
  • 2 $100 Bills In Pocket

    Votes: 37 35.9%
  • Real Magic

    Votes: 7 6.8%
  • Any Song on the Piano/Guitar

    Votes: 30 29.1%
  • Usain Bolt+ Forever

    Votes: 17 16.5%

  • Total voters
    103
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
 
I would be setting out to shake some hands.
-QG
i get it but man thats murder id rather just be fast and furious and use my bully pulpit as the fastest man ever to get some stuff done take that to the bank brohans

It does feel like a situation where the fine print would matter Bromigo - for example if I try to take that do the bank does it disappear on the way?

-QG

Oh, don't you mind the fine print...

8 Hour Sleep Button
- There's a button behind your right ear. Press it anytime and you'll fall asleep in 10 seconds for exactly 8 hours, waking up perfectly refreshed every time. It's easily accessible and everyone else knows about it, too, and can also press it. Practical jokes and other, more dangerous situations are possible.

$200 In Pocket - Once a day, reach into your pocket and two $100 bills will magically appear (in someone else's pocket), but only when you're buying something.

Real Magic - You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears. You can't control it, of course, so anything you make a fist over disappears.

Any Song on the Piano or Guitar - You can play any song perfectly on the piano or guitar anytime you want (but no one else can hear it). Elton, Slash, and Brahms: "Wow."

Usain Bolt+ Speed - You can run slightly faster than Usain Bolt's world record speed for as long as you live (do we really need to mention how much your lifespan shrinks?).
I KNEW it was a genii making the offer!
 
Yea in rethinking this it has to clearly be magic. With magic you could make yourself faster than Usain Bolt. You could magic your way into all the rest of these options.
 
I would be setting out to shake some hands.
-QG
i get it but man thats murder id rather just be fast and furious and use my bully pulpit as the fastest man ever to get some stuff done take that to the bank brohans

It does feel like a situation where the fine print would matter Bromigo - for example if I try to take that do the bank does it disappear on the way?

-QG

Oh, don't you mind the fine print...

8 Hour Sleep Button
- There's a button behind your right ear. Press it anytime and you'll fall asleep in 10 seconds for exactly 8 hours, waking up perfectly refreshed every time. It's easily accessible and everyone else knows about it, too, and can also press it. Practical jokes and other, more dangerous situations are possible.

$200 In Pocket - Once a day, reach into your pocket and two $100 bills will magically appear (in someone else's pocket), but only when you're buying something.

Real Magic - You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears. You can't control it, of course, so anything you make a fist over disappears.

Any Song on the Piano or Guitar - You can play any song perfectly on the piano or guitar anytime you want (but no one else can hear it). Elton, Slash, and Brahms: "Wow."

Usain Bolt+ Speed - You can run slightly faster than Usain Bolt's world record speed for as long as you live (do we really need to mention how much your lifespan shrinks?).
You are no fun at all, which is one of the things I like about you.
 
Usain Bolt+ Speed - You can run slightly faster than Usain Bolt's world record speed for as long as you live.

I'm guessing most of us wouldn't live long if we could run at that speed. Our hearts would explode. :shrug:
 
8-hour sleep button - An emergency happens where you could have escaped if you were awake.
2 $100 bills in pocket - unexpected utility and cell phone bills occur.
Real Magic - 1989-90 season where they finished 18-64
Any song on the guitar/piano - all played way off-tune
Usain Bolt + Forever - you can't stop and keep running into things rapidly.
 
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
Quote from Willie, the author of this thread: Real magic - You guys are sleeping on this. People will get sick of the trick? What trick? There is no trick. You're a wizard Harry.

"You are a wizard". We're talking levitation. Invisibility. Commanding the weather. Spells. At the very least, you will be a demi-god in the eyes of the general public. To heck with money. This is power in its purest form. I don't understand how this option isn't dominating.
 
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
Quote from Willie, the author of this thread: Real magic - You guys are sleeping on this. People will get sick of the trick? What trick? There is no trick. You're a wizard Harry.

"You are a wizard". We're talking levitation. Invisibility. Commanding the weather. Spells. At the very least, you will be a demi-god in the eyes of the general public. To heck with money. This is power in its purest form. I don't understand how this option isn't dominating.

The only super power is making things disappear in your hand. If it was as you describe there would be no point in having this thread.
 
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
Quote from Willie, the author of this thread: Real magic - You guys are sleeping on this. People will get sick of the trick? What trick? There is no trick. You're a wizard Harry.

"You are a wizard". We're talking levitation. Invisibility. Commanding the weather. Spells. At the very least, you will be a demi-god in the eyes of the general public. To heck with money. This is power in its purest form. I don't understand how this option isn't dominating.

The only super power is making things disappear in your hand. If it was as you describe there would be no point in having this thread.
It wasn't me that described it. Willie made the thread. I'm going on what he has said. His exact quote is "You are a wizard". That encompasses much more than just something disappearing out of your hand.

I didn't make the rules. I'm just going on what the maker of the thread has outlined.
 
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
Quote from Willie, the author of this thread: Real magic - You guys are sleeping on this. People will get sick of the trick? What trick? There is no trick. You're a wizard Harry.

"You are a wizard". We're talking levitation. Invisibility. Commanding the weather. Spells. At the very least, you will be a demi-god in the eyes of the general public. To heck with money. This is power in its purest form. I don't understand how this option isn't dominating.

Because it’s not what is described or intended. Nobody would not select what you wrote because they could do the other 4 things and there’d be no point to the thread.
 
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
Quote from Willie, the author of this thread: Real magic - You guys are sleeping on this. People will get sick of the trick? What trick? There is no trick. You're a wizard Harry.

"You are a wizard". We're talking levitation. Invisibility. Commanding the weather. Spells. At the very least, you will be a demi-god in the eyes of the general public. To heck with money. This is power in its purest form. I don't understand how this option isn't dominating.

The only super power is making things disappear in your hand. If it was as you describe there would be no point in having this thread.
It wasn't me that described it. Willie made the thread. I'm going on what he has said. His exact quote is "You are a wizard". That encompasses much more than just something disappearing out of your hand.

I didn't make the rules. I'm just going on what the maker of the thread has outlined.

I’m lost. Nipsey made the thread and posted this.

Real Magic - You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.
 
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
Quote from Willie, the author of this thread: Real magic - You guys are sleeping on this. People will get sick of the trick? What trick? There is no trick. You're a wizard Harry.

"You are a wizard". We're talking levitation. Invisibility. Commanding the weather. Spells. At the very least, you will be a demi-god in the eyes of the general public. To heck with money. This is power in its purest form. I don't understand how this option isn't dominating.

The only super power is making things disappear in your hand. If it was as you describe there would be no point in having this thread.
It wasn't me that described it. Willie made the thread. I'm going on what he has said. His exact quote is "You are a wizard". That encompasses much more than just something disappearing out of your hand.

I didn't make the rules. I'm just going on what the maker of the thread has outlined.

I’m lost. Nipsey made the thread and posted this.

Real Magic - You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

I actually did spend a little time thinking how to monetize this. I think ultimately people would just assume it’s a trick or allusion. Not sure how you prove it’s real.
 
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
Quote from Willie, the author of this thread: Real magic - You guys are sleeping on this. People will get sick of the trick? What trick? There is no trick. You're a wizard Harry.

"You are a wizard". We're talking levitation. Invisibility. Commanding the weather. Spells. At the very least, you will be a demi-god in the eyes of the general public. To heck with money. This is power in its purest form. I don't understand how this option isn't dominating.

The only super power is making things disappear in your hand. If it was as you describe there would be no point in having this thread.
It wasn't me that described it. Willie made the thread. I'm going on what he has said. His exact quote is "You are a wizard". That encompasses much more than just something disappearing out of your hand.

I didn't make the rules. I'm just going on what the maker of the thread has outlined.

I’m lost. Nipsey made the thread and posted this.

Real Magic - You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

I actually did spend a little time thinking how to monetize this. I think ultimately people would just assume it’s a trick or allusion. Not sure how you prove it’s real.
AAA and Bass, please pay attention because I'm only going to say this once.

I screwed up and confused who started the thread! lol my bad. I will now go sit in the corner for an hour.
 
I'm one of the few that chose magic. "Real magic" includes teleportation, moving things with your mind, making things disappear, making things appear, It isn't just pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Using a little imagination, and you would become the richest person in your state within weeks.

Was defined as this....You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

If it was your definition I'd just make gold nuggets appear.
OK. I took it as the superpower was 'real magic' in general, and the coin disappearing was just an example of said 'real magic'.
Quote from Willie, the author of this thread: Real magic - You guys are sleeping on this. People will get sick of the trick? What trick? There is no trick. You're a wizard Harry.

"You are a wizard". We're talking levitation. Invisibility. Commanding the weather. Spells. At the very least, you will be a demi-god in the eyes of the general public. To heck with money. This is power in its purest form. I don't understand how this option isn't dominating.

The only super power is making things disappear in your hand. If it was as you describe there would be no point in having this thread.
It wasn't me that described it. Willie made the thread. I'm going on what he has said. His exact quote is "You are a wizard". That encompasses much more than just something disappearing out of your hand.

I didn't make the rules. I'm just going on what the maker of the thread has outlined.

I’m lost. Nipsey made the thread and posted this.

Real Magic - You can hold a coin (or something else) in your fist and it actually disappears. No sleight of hand. It really just disappears.

I actually did spend a little time thinking how to monetize this. I think ultimately people would just assume it’s a trick or allusion. Not sure how you prove it’s real.

Make bills and debt disappear?
 

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