Playoffs and "Boners" (1 Viewer)

[russinfortworth]

So me and the 12 year old have been watching the playoffs for the last week (RIP Rangers) and I've noticed the abundance of Viagra commercials, but he has not said a word.................and then about 5 minutes ago I get this:

"What the heck would you do with a boner for 4 hours, I'd call a doctor quicker than that!".

 

[AAABatteries]

 

[Spartans Rule]

Thought this thread was gonna be about Merkle's Boner.

 

[Fariq]

I do not understand 4-hour boners. What if you played with your boner and ejaculated? Wouldn't your pecker go limp?

 

[pollardsvision]

He's lying because all 12 year olds know very well how to get rid of a boner without calling a doctor.

 

[fred_1_15301]

BTW it's impossible to get a 4 hour boner due to Viagra. At least that's what a few of my friends have told me.

 

[sho nuff]

My day to take kids to school goes like that. 20 minute ride with 5 kids in the car from ages 10 to 12. At least 2 or 3 ED ads per trip

 

[Insein]

Oh . . . . . Boner! I thought somebody misspelled Boehner. I thought this thread would be about a big d!ck.

Hiyo!!

 

[Fennis]

playoff boner that lasted longer than four hours.

 

[Galileo]

4 hrs??? Pfffft. That's a walk in the park - Man sues BMW for 2 yr erection

I wonder what the outcome of that case was. It would have been a hard one to win. I heard the attorney did the work pro bono...

 

[Brony]

BTW it's impossible to get a 4 hour boner due to Viagra. At least that's what a few of my friends have told me.

Priapism is no joking matter.

 

[Parrothead]

Elvis Andros had 3 in one inning

 

[saintfool]

this guy made a career of them

 

[Peyton Marino]

I do not understand 4-hour boners. What if you played with your boner and ejaculated? Wouldn't your pecker go limp?

makes u think

 

[NewlyRetired]

Not hard to tell what the demographics are of a baseball game these days.

 

[MikeIke]

I do not understand 4-hour boners. What if you played with your boner and ejaculated? Wouldn't your pecker go limp?

makes u think

Not necessarily. That blue pill is a game changer, man! Round 2 (maybe even round 3) is right around the corner. 4 hours, though? That's more than any 40 year old man needs. That would actually get pretty annoying.

 

[fred_1_15301]

Seriously how does a 4 hour boner work? Wouldn't you have to be aroused/stimulated for 4 hours to maintain it? Surely popping a pill isn't enough. Again, I'm asking for a friend

 

[Aerial Assault]

I actually laugh out loud at that warning every damn time. I visualize guys (and their possibly delighted partners) checking their digital timer, and after seeing it at only 3:39, figuring they have a few more minutes to prolong the hayroll-a-thon before seeking the immediate medical attention the ads call for.