Mr. Irrelevant
IBL Representative
1.10 LaPorta, Sam DET TE2 - I was flat-out shocked that we settled on 2PPR for TE and Sammy made it to 1.10 anyway. If you wanted to make the case that he’s worth the 1.02 in this format I wouldn’t necessarily agree with you - but I wouldn’t call you an idiot or anything.
2.07 Harrison Jr., Marvin ARI WR10 (R) - You know, every year I come into these reminding myself that floor is more important than ceiling in this format, and then I inevitably go and do something like this. This pick should have been Evans 10 times out of 10.
3.10 Moore, D.J. CHI WR16 - This guy finished WR6 on a team whose passing offense didn’t even reach the 5.0 ANY/A Mendoza line last season. Some additional competition for targets this season? In exchange for installing a generational talent under center? I’ll take that trade, thanks.
… comments on my Round 4-10 picks available upthread …
11.10 Rice, Rashee KCC WR61 - https://vimeo.com/103745520
12.07 Sinnott, Ben WAS TE29 (R) - If I need much more than bye-week coverage for my 1st-round pick I ain’t winning this anyway, so here goes nothing. I’d like to think the Commies didn’t trade up to take this guy well ahead of consensus just so they could sit him behind the desiccated husk of Zach Ertz.
13.10 McLaughlin, Jaleel DEN RB53 - I had every intention of drafting a safe, high-floor vet RB here, and then you guys went and stole both Chandler and Hubbard. So why not another small sample-size darling in an RB room where anything could happen? I mean that literally: Payton could give this dude 200 carries or cut him in camp and neither would surprise me.
14.07 Bass, Tyler BUF PK15 - The Bills finished 6th in TD and 26th in FGM last year, then lost three of their top 4 WRs to free agency. Expect a lot more of those TDs to turn into FG attempts in 2024.
15.10 Hopkins, Dustin CLE PK21 - I frequently used to skip a PK2 in the 18-round survivors in favor of an RB5 or another pass-catcher, but it doesn’t make sense here when going 20 rounds allows me to get all three.
16.07 Bears, CHI Def18 - Normally I’d happily wait until the end and grab any two DSTs available, but with them flying off the board here (and Old Mil with 3 already!) I’d better get what I can now. A top-5 unit in the back half of 2023.
17.10 Davis, Ray BUF RB59 (R) - Spent some time going back and forth between him and Keaton Mitchell, but ultimately went with the guy who’s not 6 months removed from an ACL injury.
18.07 Cardinals, ARI Def32 - I was pretty sure I’d counted right and there were only 3 teams without a DST2 behind me when I took Davis, but then again I was a couple of glasses into a friend’s $100 tequila at the time ... (breathes sigh of relief)
19.10 Everett, Gerald CHI TE39 - We’re almost done, so I pre-drafted a few WRs for Round 19 to replace my original Everett pick, as I’d rather have 7 WR than a third TE. At least I thought I did. In reality, guess I predrafted them into Round 20 instead and lucky me, now I have a 3rd TE I’ll never start. *shrug* Whatever. I’ve made dumber mistakes.
20.07 Franklin, Troy DEN WR97 (R) - For me he was ahead of every WR but Zay that went since my 19.10, so pretty happy to land him here. Of course I've already got too many parenthetical R’s on this squad as it is - what else is new for me in these things - but Franklin’s upside with Nix was too good to pass up.
I’ll follow up with my positional recap and some other draft thoughts tomorrow. Fun times as always y’all - already can’t wait for Week 1 to get here.
2.07 Harrison Jr., Marvin ARI WR10 (R) - You know, every year I come into these reminding myself that floor is more important than ceiling in this format, and then I inevitably go and do something like this. This pick should have been Evans 10 times out of 10.
3.10 Moore, D.J. CHI WR16 - This guy finished WR6 on a team whose passing offense didn’t even reach the 5.0 ANY/A Mendoza line last season. Some additional competition for targets this season? In exchange for installing a generational talent under center? I’ll take that trade, thanks.
… comments on my Round 4-10 picks available upthread …
11.10 Rice, Rashee KCC WR61 - https://vimeo.com/103745520
12.07 Sinnott, Ben WAS TE29 (R) - If I need much more than bye-week coverage for my 1st-round pick I ain’t winning this anyway, so here goes nothing. I’d like to think the Commies didn’t trade up to take this guy well ahead of consensus just so they could sit him behind the desiccated husk of Zach Ertz.
13.10 McLaughlin, Jaleel DEN RB53 - I had every intention of drafting a safe, high-floor vet RB here, and then you guys went and stole both Chandler and Hubbard. So why not another small sample-size darling in an RB room where anything could happen? I mean that literally: Payton could give this dude 200 carries or cut him in camp and neither would surprise me.
14.07 Bass, Tyler BUF PK15 - The Bills finished 6th in TD and 26th in FGM last year, then lost three of their top 4 WRs to free agency. Expect a lot more of those TDs to turn into FG attempts in 2024.
15.10 Hopkins, Dustin CLE PK21 - I frequently used to skip a PK2 in the 18-round survivors in favor of an RB5 or another pass-catcher, but it doesn’t make sense here when going 20 rounds allows me to get all three.
16.07 Bears, CHI Def18 - Normally I’d happily wait until the end and grab any two DSTs available, but with them flying off the board here (and Old Mil with 3 already!) I’d better get what I can now. A top-5 unit in the back half of 2023.
17.10 Davis, Ray BUF RB59 (R) - Spent some time going back and forth between him and Keaton Mitchell, but ultimately went with the guy who’s not 6 months removed from an ACL injury.
18.07 Cardinals, ARI Def32 - I was pretty sure I’d counted right and there were only 3 teams without a DST2 behind me when I took Davis, but then again I was a couple of glasses into a friend’s $100 tequila at the time ... (breathes sigh of relief)
19.10 Everett, Gerald CHI TE39 - We’re almost done, so I pre-drafted a few WRs for Round 19 to replace my original Everett pick, as I’d rather have 7 WR than a third TE. At least I thought I did. In reality, guess I predrafted them into Round 20 instead and lucky me, now I have a 3rd TE I’ll never start. *shrug* Whatever. I’ve made dumber mistakes.
20.07 Franklin, Troy DEN WR97 (R) - For me he was ahead of every WR but Zay that went since my 19.10, so pretty happy to land him here. Of course I've already got too many parenthetical R’s on this squad as it is - what else is new for me in these things - but Franklin’s upside with Nix was too good to pass up.
I’ll follow up with my positional recap and some other draft thoughts tomorrow. Fun times as always y’all - already can’t wait for Week 1 to get here.