Mr. Yankee
Footballguy
I'm going with 25 carries, 130 yards, 2 TDs.
He kills the Cards.
He kills the Cards.
Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving![]()
what he didnt tell you, is that this was written by Pig Skin Addiction, 2 days agoi just could not allow you to get away with this ####. i usually just read the posts here, anonymously, but i was so pissed that you rippied this off without citing the source that i registered an account and made my first post.please come up with original material, and if not- cite it.Snake's Take: Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving. Hasselbeck threw for 210 yards and no touchdowns. The Seattle offense just blew skin flute. Not to take anything away from Detroit's stellar offense. They couldn't find their way into the endzone with a good road map either. Both defenses were solid and both offense were horrible...that sums this one all up. Luckily for the Seasqwaks nobody knows how to give a game away like the Lions. They have years and years of experience giving games away. Hell, we could call them experts in the field. Giveawaygameologists. Mike Martz.....wide open offense.....blah. Roy Williams the super breakout candidate of the year...3 catches for 36 yards. Throw a party over that skippy.
Don't trip. Alexander's put up dud games before. You'll have close to 20 td's by season's end ...maybe moreAre you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving![]()
Good one Snake! About spewed coffee through my nose when I read this on your site this morning.Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving![]()
Good call! I knew I had read this before, but couldn't remember where. Funny stuff! I feel the same way lucking into the 2nd pick and all.It's OK to cite funny quotes, but it is considerate to give credit to the author.what he didnt tell you, is that this was written by Pig Skin Addiction, 2 days agoi just could not allow you to get away with this ####. i usually just read the posts here, anonymously, but i was so pissed that you rippied this off without citing the source that i registered an account and made my first post.please come up with original material, and if not- cite it.Snake's Take: Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving. Hasselbeck threw for 210 yards and no touchdowns. The Seattle offense just blew skin flute. Not to take anything away from Detroit's stellar offense. They couldn't find their way into the endzone with a good road map either. Both defenses were solid and both offense were horrible...that sums this one all up. Luckily for the Seasqwaks nobody knows how to give a game away like the Lions. They have years and years of experience giving games away. Hell, we could call them experts in the field. Giveawaygameologists. Mike Martz.....wide open offense.....blah. Roy Williams the super breakout candidate of the year...3 catches for 36 yards. Throw a party over that skippy.
I read this also and found it funny as hell...i was`nt tring to pass it off as my own...just cut and paste an amusing quip....i have posted other stuff from that site and it would get deleted , so i figured other people could get a laugh and i would`nt have to worry about someone removing it...my appologies snakeGood call! I knew I had read this before, but couldn't remember where. Funny stuff! I feel the same way lucking into the 2nd pick and all.It's OK to cite funny quotes, but it is considerate to give credit to the author.what he didnt tell you, is that this was written by Pig Skin Addiction, 2 days agoi just could not allow you to get away with this ####. i usually just read the posts here, anonymously, but i was so pissed that you rippied this off without citing the source that i registered an account and made my first post.please come up with original material, and if not- cite it.Snake's Take: Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving. Hasselbeck threw for 210 yards and no touchdowns. The Seattle offense just blew skin flute. Not to take anything away from Detroit's stellar offense. They couldn't find their way into the endzone with a good road map either. Both defenses were solid and both offense were horrible...that sums this one all up. Luckily for the Seasqwaks nobody knows how to give a game away like the Lions. They have years and years of experience giving games away. Hell, we could call them experts in the field. Giveawaygameologists. Mike Martz.....wide open offense.....blah. Roy Williams the super breakout candidate of the year...3 catches for 36 yards. Throw a party over that skippy.
funny...thats what i projected for him against the Lions.I'm going with 25 carries, 130 yards, 2 TDs.He kills the Cards.