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Predict Alexander's Week 2 Stats (1 Viewer)

Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving :rant:

 
Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving :rant:
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Snake's Take: Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving. Hasselbeck threw for 210 yards and no touchdowns. The Seattle offense just blew skin flute. Not to take anything away from Detroit's stellar offense. They couldn't find their way into the endzone with a good road map either. Both defenses were solid and both offense were horrible...that sums this one all up. Luckily for the Seasqwaks nobody knows how to give a game away like the Lions. They have years and years of experience giving games away. Hell, we could call them experts in the field. Giveawaygameologists. Mike Martz.....wide open offense.....blah. Roy Williams the super breakout candidate of the year...3 catches for 36 yards. Throw a party over that skippy.
what he didnt tell you, is that this was written by Pig Skin Addiction, 2 days agoi just could not allow you to get away with this ####. i usually just read the posts here, anonymously, but i was so pissed that you rippied this off without citing the source that i registered an account and made my first post.please come up with original material, and if not- cite it.
 
Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving :rant:
Don't trip. Alexander's put up dud games before. You'll have close to 20 td's by season's end ...maybe more
 
Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving :rant:
Good one Snake! About spewed coffee through my nose when I read this on your site this morning.
 
Snake's Take: Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving. Hasselbeck threw for 210 yards and no touchdowns. The Seattle offense just blew skin flute. Not to take anything away from Detroit's stellar offense. They couldn't find their way into the endzone with a good road map either. Both defenses were solid and both offense were horrible...that sums this one all up. Luckily for the Seasqwaks nobody knows how to give a game away like the Lions. They have years and years of experience giving games away. Hell, we could call them experts in the field. Giveawaygameologists. Mike Martz.....wide open offense.....blah. Roy Williams the super breakout candidate of the year...3 catches for 36 yards. Throw a party over that skippy.
what he didnt tell you, is that this was written by Pig Skin Addiction, 2 days agoi just could not allow you to get away with this ####. i usually just read the posts here, anonymously, but i was so pissed that you rippied this off without citing the source that i registered an account and made my first post.please come up with original material, and if not- cite it.
Good call! I knew I had read this before, but couldn't remember where. Funny stuff! I feel the same way lucking into the 2nd pick and all.It's OK to cite funny quotes, but it is considerate to give credit to the author.
 
Don't worry about Alexander. He only had 73 yards (0 TDs) week 1 in Jax last year. He followed it up with 144/1 at home vs Atlanta week 2.

*edit* oh... and 140/4 against AZ at home in week 3

 
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Alexander always plays better at home.....and the frigging Cards will be easy to run all over

I have a bigger problem - I got to start 2 RBs from Alexander vs Cards, Jamal Lewis vs Oak and Frank Gore vs Rams

All 3 look to be bad defenses so which 2 do I start (non PPR league) :cry:

 
Snake's Take: Are you forking kidding me? This is some kind of cruel and evil joke right? I luck into the #2 pick in my local league and get Shaun Alexander...I'm just drooling over the matchup with Detroit! Here we go...200 yards and 2 td's at least! This is going to be awesome...."Championship!" Not so fast...51 yards and not a sniff of endzone. WHAT THE HELL! The mutilation I put on my 2007 Madden Playstation case throwing it all over the room could probably get me arrested, or committed at the very least. If Madden's curse kills Shaun Alexander I'm going to send that fat ******* a turducken stuffed with C-4 for Thanksgiving. Hasselbeck threw for 210 yards and no touchdowns. The Seattle offense just blew skin flute. Not to take anything away from Detroit's stellar offense. They couldn't find their way into the endzone with a good road map either. Both defenses were solid and both offense were horrible...that sums this one all up. Luckily for the Seasqwaks nobody knows how to give a game away like the Lions. They have years and years of experience giving games away. Hell, we could call them experts in the field. Giveawaygameologists. Mike Martz.....wide open offense.....blah. Roy Williams the super breakout candidate of the year...3 catches for 36 yards. Throw a party over that skippy.
what he didnt tell you, is that this was written by Pig Skin Addiction, 2 days agoi just could not allow you to get away with this ####. i usually just read the posts here, anonymously, but i was so pissed that you rippied this off without citing the source that i registered an account and made my first post.please come up with original material, and if not- cite it.
Good call! I knew I had read this before, but couldn't remember where. Funny stuff! I feel the same way lucking into the 2nd pick and all.It's OK to cite funny quotes, but it is considerate to give credit to the author.
I read this also and found it funny as hell...i was`nt tring to pass it off as my own...just cut and paste an amusing quip....i have posted other stuff from that site and it would get deleted , so i figured other people could get a laugh and i would`nt have to worry about someone removing it...my appologies snake ;)
 
Hasselbeck 17/28 200yds 1td 1int

Alexander 22 carries 115yds 2 td's 1 fumble 2 catches 15 yds

D Jax 7 rec 70 yds 1 td

Branch 6 catches 65 yds

Warner 25/37 320yds 3td's 1int

Edge 15 carries 67yds 2 rec 22yds 1td

Fitzgerald 8 rec 130yds 2tds

Boldin 7 rec 89yds

Arizona 30 Seattle 27

 
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Considering the squad I put together is facing him, 100 yards and 2 touchdowns seems like a good bet. How did he fair v.s AZ last season? I wouldn't be surprised if he drops 150+ and 4TD's.

EDIT: The guy had 300 yards on the ground and 6 TD's versus AZ last year...

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:i2fO-...t=clnk&cd=1

This week should be an indication of what type of numbers we should expect from SA this season

 
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Book it:

29 for 91. 1 score.

I think the days of this guy running roughshod up and down the field might be coming to an end. That guy Hutchinson? Yea, he'll be missed.

 
Do you think the loss of Hutchinson hurt his numbers in week 1? or do you think the whole team just played flat?

 

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