Predict the headlines after week 1 (1 Viewer)

[RJS113]

"Same Old Lions"

"Touchbacks Galore"

"Foster Runs Wild Against Colts"

 

[rizzler]

"Bump Finley"

 

[gigantor]

"Manning Just Fine"

 

[FavreAndAwayAnIdiot]

"Brett Favre Retires"

 

[pollardsvision]

"Rams rout 'The Dream Team'"

 

[C-Bound]

"Rams rout 'The Dream Team'"

 

[LittlePhatty]

"Finally, Football is Back!"

 

[Andy Dufresne]

"How soon will Tony Sporano be fired?"

"Buffalo is this year's KC and KC is last year's Buffalo."

"Lions might be for real. Bucs might be frauds."

 

[strifetoe]

"Brady's Broke Again"

 

[LittlePhatty]

"Washington reveals starting QB, but no one cares."

 

[thriftyrocker]

"Washington reveals starting QB, but no one cares."

"after Tim Hightower runs for 3 TDs en route to humiliating the Giants"

 

[ponchsox]

"Henne still sucks"

 

[⚡DEADHEAD⚡]

"Packers Sharp in First Victory as Defending Champions"

 

[glong989]

"MJD re injures knee but will now have a lot more time to dedicate to radio"

 

[Bamac]

Tight Ends Dominate as Packers Edge Saints

 

[Abrantes]

"Rams rout 'The Dream Team'"

 

[purestrength]

"Who needs Peyton? Painter passes Colts over Texans 31-28"

 

[Dought Man]

"Tate picks up the load for ailing Foster as Texans roll"

 

[Tony Reali]

'Stafford tears rotator cuff getting out of bed before game, out for season"

 

[Hoss_Cartwright]

Man who attempted to walk around the world DROWNED TODAY!!!

 

[iNeedCoffee]

"Brady's Broke Again"

I was just thinking that. Mine's would be "Brady goes down in the first game again."

 

[jurrassic]

As a Packer fan it makes me sad to say this but

"Saints go marching in" (beat Packers by 14 in Lambeau)

I just dont' like they way they have looked this preseason and I think the defense is much thinner than people think.

 

[egoo]

"Rex Ryan guarantees Super Bowl win"

...but that actually works for every week

 

[hustedj]

'Stafford tears rotator cuff getting out of bed before game, out for season"

 

[Fred Lane]

"Colt 45" as the Browns put up 45 points against the Bengals...

 

[Hoss_Cartwright]

Kenny Britt assaults the Gatorade boy and is suspended indefinitely.

 

[Couch Potato]

"49ers beat Seahawks 6-3 in OT. Both starting QBs benched at halftime, but backups sucked too."

 

[yrforyg]

Todd Haley Beaten In Parking Lot By Mob Of Fantasy Geeks

 

[Joe Summer]

"Julio Jones - is he for real?"

"Should Mike Kafka be starting?"

"What's wrong with Maurice Jones-Drew?"

"Why did anyone think that an Oakland Raider running back would be a viable fantasy starter?"

 

[Couch Potato]

Todd Haley Beaten In Parking Lot By Mob Of Fantasy Geeks

... after J Charles and T Jones stat lines were 10/80/0 and 22/44/1 respectively.

 

[Blackjacks]

San Diego finally starts season off on the right foot while dismantling the helpless Vikings.

 

[NBusiness]

"Matthews suffers concussion as Peterson thrashes Bolts"

 

[atcdav]

Duh Bears. They are who we thought they were!!!

 

[Topes]

"Sixty-Five Percent of Fantasy Owners Baffled and Dejected"

Week One always reminds folks what losing is all about. It reminds folks that even studs put up an awful lot of duds. The sky is always falling. This board is always a blast just after Week One, as overreaction abounds.

 

[Jewell]

Roger Goodell Fines, Suspends Fan

 

[Donnybrook]

"49ers beat Seahawks 6-3 in OT. Both starting QBs benched at halftime, but backups sucked too."

Mine is similar:Jon Ryan edges out Andy Lee in punting competition.

 

[fsufan]

"Brett Favre Retires"

this will make me happy

 

[Pigskin Fanatic]

Buccaneers off to a slow start to the season as Lions D feast on Freeman

Ryan Matthews fumbles, again

Hillis picks up where he left off

Cutler leaves game with potential concussion

 

[CHEF]

"Rex Ryan guarantees Super Bowl win"...but that actually works for every week

 

[atcdav]

"Arian Foster Quits!! Claims no one cares his leg hurts."

"After Mike Vick receives a $100m contract, Chris Johnson overheard saying "WTF" "

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

"Painter-Mania!"

 

[tenaka]

"Jay Cutler pouts again .... but its STILL everyone else's fault!"

 

[Nick Nasty]

"Hillis plagued by madden curse, out for 8 weeks"

 

[Anonymous Internet User]

Peyton Manning returns, injured in first series, season in doubt

 

[fatness]

"Tim Who?"

 

[Sigmund Bloom]

Beanie Wells runs for over 100 yards and 2 TDs in win over hapless Panthers.

 

[nysfl2]

"Arian Foster Quits!! Claims no one cares his leg hurts."

"After Mike Vick receives a $100m contract, Chris Johnson overheard saying "WTF" "

 

[moderated]

Austin collie suffers concussion, career over. Enter Randy moss.

 

[pjconley]

"Economy on the rise, gas prices drop!"

"Beyonce reveals that her child is Destiny's not Jay Z's"

"Crime down 20%"

"Polar Bear invades Barmitzvah"

"Home team wins!"

 

[Tony Reali]

Michael Vick dies on field in freak accident when a Great Dane runs onto the field and slams him down to the turf.