Predict the headlines after week 1 (1 Viewer)

[Ghost of Bill Walsh]

49ers Jim Harbaugh's new 'Head' Hunter

Rookie Kendall Hunter score 3 times against the Seahawks after filling in for injured Frank Gore. Harbaugh wonders if the kid can throw too.

Kenny Britt blows up on sidelines at coaches. He's suspended indefinitely. Randy Moss seen in Titans parking lot.

R & R is what Rex Ryan will be doing the rest of the 2011 season after being fired week 1 for grabbing Mark Sanchez by the facemask and slinging him around after a Sanchez interception is returned 89 yards giving the Jets a loss the first week of the season. You could hear Jimmy Buffet's 'Margaritaville' playing in Rex's car as he leaves the parking lot with a one finger goodbye.

 

[FUBAR]

"NFL sets new record for most players injured in one week"

 

[Funkley]

McNabb mcfails as Chargers roll over the Vikings 38-10.

 

[Tanner9919]

"How soon will Tony Sporano be fired?"

"Buffalo is this year's KC and KC is last year's Buffalo."

"Lions might be for real. Bucs might be frauds."

this might be the best post in this thread!Bucs have looked atrocious this preseason.

Lions 'look' legit..at least in preseason..

Buffalo is flying so far under the radar its not even funny..they will be one of the most improved teams, especially their offense...S. Johnson and Fitz have something special going on.

KC plays one of the toughest schedules from week 8 onward, and no one is talking about the loss of Charlie Weis..you don't easily replace a 4-time SB winning coach..the guy knows a thing or two about coaching..

I'll add:

Signs of things to come: "Anemic running game forces Jets to air it out"

yes it's only Week One, but the Steelers look Super"

"despite tweaked hammy, Foster runs wild on Colts"

"Attention Giants Fans: this is going to be a very long season"

"Cutler hurt - Bruised ego.out indefinitely"

 

[PrinceofDarkness]

"How soon will Tony Sporano be fired?"

"Buffalo is this year's KC and KC is last year's Buffalo."

"Lions might be for real. Bucs might be frauds."

2-2 so far.

 

[LittlePhatty]

"Why did anyone think that an Oakland Raider running back would be a viable fantasy starter?"

So far so good.

 

[DoubleG]

"How soon will Tony Sporano be fired?"

"Buffalo is this year's KC and KC is last year's Buffalo."

"Lions might be for real. Bucs might be frauds."

2-2 so far.

Actually, I'd say 3-3 - Sporano has basically already been fired - they just haven;t made it official yet.

 

[SacramentoBob]

"Same Old Lions"