(Presumably) used condom in my parking lot (1 Viewer)

[Ned]

Carefully drop a dollop of peanut butter on it from a safe distance and wait for a raccoon to drag it away.

Picturing some dood standing over top of a used condom with a spoon and a jar of pb has me  

 

[TLEF316]

Is this the same place where your neighbors were terrorists?  If so, parking lot brothel means things are tending up. 

Yup. Some place and awesome notebook.

The terrorists moved out and a couple a few years older than me with an awesome golden retriever moved in. Big upgrade

 

[TLEF316]

Carefully drop a dollop of peanut butter on it from a safe distance and wait for a raccoon to drag it away.

This is the kind of advice i count on from this place 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Say just a little too loudly, "I was wondering what happened to you" as you pick it up.  Now people know you're worth parking lot sex with somebody.  I have to think that's an upgrade.

 

[jon_mx]

What is the protocol here? Went out to the car on new years day to find a used condom in the parking lot of my condo complex.  It's right near the stairs, so I  (and all my neighbors, like 16 units)  have to walk by it all the time in order to avoid walking through the sloppy winter grass between the lot and the building. 

I saw that the high school kid across the street was having a NYE party (saw a bunch of young looking kids getting out of cars early in the evening and walking  over) so my best guess is that a couple of them decided to go out to the car for some action and just tossed it out the window.

It isn't going to disintegrate or anything so if nothing is done, it will be there for a long time. And of course, I run the risk of accidentally stepping on it if I forget it's there. That being said, I don't see why it should be my responsibility to pick up used birth control devices. (Seems like someone with kids or a pet that could get into it should be the one to take action)Also,  even if I were the kind of person to take the initiative on something like this, there's a risk of someone seing me and thinking I'm some sort of creep that collects used condoms.

TIA. Will answer yours.

 

 

[AAABatteries]

Recycle it.  Turn it inside out and shake the #### out of it.

Dentist lives in his building?

 

[Skipdog77]

Was it ribbed for her pleasure?

Homophobe.

 

[Kanil]

Sorry about that.  Your wife didn't want me to leave it in the house.  I sure as #### wasn't going to put it in my car.  I'll just flush it next time.

 

[ShamrockPride]

8 million dollars tax free to eat it. Would you?

Nope. I've seen Jackass the movie. I know how condoms in rectums work out. It's not pretty.

 

[nirad3]

I see men doing this all the time

Oh, come on.

 

[northern exposure]

We can't just dive in head first in 2017.  We need to slowly build momentum so we aren't worn out by awesome threads.

Good point. 2017 is a marathon, not a sprint. No fear of being worn out by this thread.