PSA - sleeping naked (1 Viewer)

[AAABatteries]

Over the years I've slept in many different configurations - flannel bottoms in the winter, naked on occasion after the sex and 95+% of the time in boxers or boxer briefs. I didn't do naked much because the wife and I have 4 kids and as little kids will do they would try to come get in our bed at some point during the night. Anyway, no real complaints about my sleep configuration.

However, lately with my kids being older I've decided to try naked on a consistent basis. I love it - feel free and unincumbered. But here's the real kicker - my dong looks fantastic every morning. Full and vibrant - wide awake. Like he's ready to tackle the day. It's pretty amazing to see the transformation from the scared turtle wallflower that he has been most of these years.

I wholeheartedly recommend the full time naked sleep configuration. Godspeed.

ETA - I have it on good authority from the Judge that this will help with your small bladder/prostate issues causing you to get up and pee at night. Yet another benefit!

http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=723867&p=17668939

 

[Wingnut]

Lol

I hate sleeping nekkid, even after sex Ill usually throw on boxers when I make my 2 stream bathroom trip. You never know when you'll have to jump out of bed and run outside without thinking.

 

[AAABatteries]

Lol

I hate sleeping nekkid, even after sex Ill usually throw on boxers when I make my 2 stream bathroom trip. You never know when you'll have to jump out of bed and run outside without thinking.

I'm 40 and I've never had to run outside in the middle of the night. I will keep this in mind though.

 

[RUSF18]

You probably were just wearing boxers that were too tight all this time. Try gym shorts and your flag will still fly high.

 

[comfortably numb]

Been going commando last 3 months.

Loving it

Been sleeping naked last month

Loving it

 

[AAABatteries]

Commando probably a bridge too far - I need some support when moving around and at work.

 

[AAABatteries]

You probably were just wearing boxers that were too tight all this time. Try gym shorts and your flag will still fly high.

To clarify - I'm not talking about sporting morning wood. I'm just talking about fully awake and presenting.

 

[Thorn]

"Configuration"?

 

[gianmarco]

Over the years I've slept in many different configurations - flannel bottoms in the winter, naked on occasion after the sex and 95+% of the time in boxers or boxer briefs. I didn't do naked much because the wife and I have 4 kids and as little kids will do they would try to come get in our bed at some point during the night. Anyway, no real complaints about my sleep configuration.

However, lately with my kids being older I've decided to try naked on a consistent basis. I love it - feel free and unincumbered. But here's the real kicker - my dong looks fantastic every morning. Full and vibrant - wide awake. Like he's ready to tackle the day. It's pretty amazing to see the transformation from the scared turtle wallflower that he has been most of these years.

I wholeheartedly recommend the full time naked sleep configuration. Godspeed.

 

[Jobber]

"So you're saying your sheets are like a giant pair of underpants"

 

[NutterButter]

Been going commando last 3 months.

Loving it

Been sleeping naked last month

Loving it

You're doing it right. I'll never wear a pair of drawers again.

 

[Christo]

I started sleeping in the buff as soon as I moved out of my parents' house and never looked back. Why would anyone voluntarily wear clothes to bed when they don't have to?

 

[Otis]

Wait some people really don't wear underwear during the daytime

 

[Wooderson]

I started sleeping in the buff as soon as I moved out of my parents' house and never looked back. Why would anyone voluntarily wear clothes to bed when they don't have to?

This is correct.

I've never done commando but in bed I'm out there in loving it.

 

[Wooderson]

Wait some people really don't wear underwear during the daytime

That's strange to me as well. Spring for some quality underwear and it's all good.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001M0MN02/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1408659141&sr=8-1π=SY200_QL40

 

[Run It Up]

My brother slept in the buff until a brown recluse bit him on his sack.

Hes fine, but it was a long month.

 

[Ned]

Wait some people really don't wear underwear during the daytime

You have no idea what you're missing.

 

[shadyridr]

Wait some people really don't wear underwear during the daytime

im out there Jerry and Im lovin every minute of it!

 

[AAABatteries]

I started sleeping in the buff as soon as I moved out of my parents' house and never looked back. Why would anyone voluntarily wear clothes to bed when they don't have to?

Like I mentioned I would probably have done this sooner but I've got 4 kids. I've woken up many nights in the past with a kid next to me and I don't want to do that naked. They are all older now so don't have to worry about that any more.

 

[Raider Nation]

I'm 40

Are you A MAN?

 

[Christo]

I started sleeping in the buff as soon as I moved out of my parents' house and never looked back. Why would anyone voluntarily wear clothes to bed when they don't have to?

Like I mentioned I would probably have done this sooner but I've got 4 kids. I've woken up many nights in the past with a kid next to me and I don't want to do that naked. They are all older now so don't have to worry about that any more.

That's why I tacked on "when they don't have to" at the end. I won't hold it against you if you don't want your kids snuggling up to your exposed junk.

 

[Fennis]

I've been sleeping naked as the day I was born for 10 years or more.

The tough part is when I am sleeping somewhere where I want to wear something (guest at someone's house for example), more times than not when I wake up I have taken my clothes off during the night.

 

[Raider Nation]

I'm 40

Are you A MAN?

I hate it when my killer jokes need to be explained.

 

[Fennis]

I'm 40

Are you A MAN?

a man....

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm 40

Are you A MAN?

I hate it when my killer jokes need to be explained.

No need to explain - I love that clip.

 

[AAABatteries]

I'm 40

Are you A MAN?

a man....

:finger:

 

[AAABatteries]

I've been sleeping naked as the day I was born for 10 years or more.

The tough part is when I am sleeping somewhere where I want to wear something (guest at someone's house for example), more times than not when I wake up I have taken my clothes off during the night.

Are you sure it was you who did it?

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Nothings off limits in FBG

 

[Fennis]

I've been sleeping naked as the day I was born for 10 years or more.

The tough part is when I am sleeping somewhere where I want to wear something (guest at someone's house for example), more times than not when I wake up I have taken my clothes off during the night.

Are you sure it was you who did it?

Well its happened when I shared hotel rooms with other dudes.

 

[captain_amazing]

"So you're saying your sheets are like a giant pair of underpants"

Welcome to Thunderdome.

 

[cstu]

You probably were just wearing boxers that were too tight all this time. Try gym shorts and your flag will still fly high.

To clarify - I'm not talking about sporting morning wood. I'm just talking about fully awake and presenting.

Not high on my list of concerns in life.

 

[tri-man 47]

Commando probably a bridge too far - I need some support when moving around and at work.layers to keep the post-pee drip(s) out of public sight.

Fixed.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Haven't worn clothes to bed for at least 25 years. Gone commando about the same length of time.

 

[NutterButter]

Wait some people really don't wear underwear during the daytime

All these years, you've thought people were referring to the Arnold flick when they said they're going commando.

 

[Wingnut]

Lol

I hate sleeping nekkid, even after sex Ill usually throw on boxers when I make my 2 stream bathroom trip. You never know when you'll have to jump out of bed and run outside without thinking.

I'm 40 and I've never had to run outside in the middle of the night. I will keep this in mind though.

There's a first time for everything, don't be caught with your pants down so-to-speak.

 

[AAABatteries]

Commando probably a bridge too far - I need some support when moving around and at work.layers to keep the post-pee drip(s) out of public sight.

Fixed.

 

[RUSF18]

Can I get the jobs and work attire of people who free ball it everyday?

 

[KarmaPolice]

My brother slept in the buff until a brown recluse bit him on his sack.

I had a similar thing happen to me when I tried sleeping, but I had a pet gerbil accidently crawl up my butt. Dangerous things can happen if you go down this road.

Now that I think of it, I don't remember being asleep.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I am with a couple other posters, and can't do naked at night. Don't like the feel of the donger flipping and flopping that much during the night.

 

[AAABatteries]

 

[Jack White]

With sheets and blankets and a sexy woman, there is no need to wear any clothes to bed.

 

[SIDA!]

With sheets and blankets and a sexy woman, there is no need to wear any clothes to bed.

Amen. Been sleeping naked since I had my own place in college. Nothing better than sleeping naked next to a beautiful woman with soft warm skin in luxurious sheets.

 

[Gopher State]

My dong has never had issues wearing clothes to sleep in. Maybe yours needs counseling.

Good posting

 

[Fennis]

 

[Fennis]

Love it. My only concern is living in earthquake country. Having to run out of the house in an emergency would make for an awkward greeting from the neighbors.

No matter the disaster, always leave time to chub up before you run out.

 

[Raider Nation]

California king Tempur-Pedic + heavy comforter + A.C. on full blast + naked =

People wonder why I get up at 2pm.

 

[Otis]

I assume none of you have any kids.

 

[AAABatteries]

I assume none of you have any kids.

Yep, had to wait for the kids to get older. Now that none of them come in my room during the night I'm free to do this.

 

[Freelove]

Wait some people really don't wear underwear during the daytime

That's strange to me as well. Spring for some quality underwear and it's all good.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001M0MN02/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1408659141&sr=8-1π=SY200_QL40

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[Otis]

Wait some people really don't wear underwear during the daytime

That's strange to me as well. Spring for some quality underwear and it's all good.http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001M0MN02/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1408659141&sr=8-1π=SY200_QL40

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