Public Urination (1 Viewer)

[Galileo]

Well, it appears that the French are trying to combat the problem of public urination in Paris by setting up public urinals on the sidewalks.  Oooh the irony...

https://www.npr.org/2018/08/14/638512558/nope-those-arent-mailboxes-paris-rolls-out-sidewalk-urinals?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20180815

 

[Osaurus]

They lack the style that Amsterdam pissoirs have imo.

 

[cockroach]

Is it true that urinating in public can get you on the sexual offenders list for life?  I think that's crazy.  I've peed in public.  A lot.  My weiner my have been out, but there was nothing sexual about it.  I think there should be punishment.  Stiff punishment even.  But if it isn't stiff then there shouldn't be anything sexual in the charges.  That's crazy. 

PS: this France thing is gross.  Collecting it is so much worse than just watering a tree or bush. 

 

[Andy Dufresne]

If breastfeeding should be allowed in public because it's "natural"...

 

[Softballguy]

The city I live in started printing the names of everyone who was issued a citation for urinating in public a few years ago. Initially the thought was it would deter drunks from peeing in the alleys. What we found was that our city did not have more people getting caught pissing than other cities its size, the idea did not deter anyone, and after a year of constantly reading about all our pissers, it ruined the little dignity this place had. Everyone just thought we were pigs. And nobody is surprised city officials didn't see that coming. 

**Edited to add... now that I think about it, it wasn't just publishing their names. They were forced to write apology letters that were then printed in paper.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

If breastfeeding should be allowed in public because it's "natural"...

You gotta go you gotta go. You gotta eat you gotta eat.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Is it true that urinating in public can get you on the sexual offenders list for life?  I think that's crazy.  I've peed in public.  A lot.  My weiner my have been out, but there was nothing sexual about it.  I think there should be punishment.  Stiff punishment even.  But if it isn't stiff then there shouldn't be anything sexual in the charges.  That's crazy. 

PS: this France thing is gross.  Collecting it is so much worse than just watering a tree or bush. 

The few times I've ever peed in a public alley (driving late night and no business open with a bathroom), the last thing I wanted was to be seen by someone.

Seems the total opposite of being a flasher, which is what you are compared to on those registers.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

big fan! 

 

[Galileo]

big fan! 

...will be needed in the streets of Paris.

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Is it true that urinating in public can get you on the sexual offenders list for life?  

No.

At least not 7-8 yrs ago

 

[Dr. Octopus]

**Edited to add... now that I think about it, it wasn't just publishing their names. They were forced to write apology letters that were then printed in paper.

Is it really an apology if you're forced to do it?

 

[zamboni]

Weird Al should parody the Doors with “Piss Frog”.

 

[tri-man 47]

What seems odd is that Paris has public toilets (for a small fee) that are underground near Notre Dame (speaking from necessity of having to find one last year), which seems to be close to the one they feature in the article.  I don't know why they also add open, free toilets.  In general, I like the idea, but I'd sure hate to live near one of those.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Weird Al should parody the Doors with “Piss Frog”.

Thank You For Peeing Downwind.

Gives a whole different perspective on the Golden Girls. 

Except betty white. I mean, who didn't expect that already?

 

[Mookie]

Frogs can do what they want, but in my America, I piss where I want.  It's a basic liberty that our forefathers fought for on the sands of Hiroshima

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's right there in amendment #1.

 

[gianmarco]

What if I pee in my pants in public?

 

[Slapdash]

They lack the style that Amsterdam pissoirs have imo.

Nicer than London's

 

[ghostguy123]

Animals pee in public all the time with no punishment.  Where is PETA for THAT?!????!?!??!

 

[Otis]

Peed on a NYC subway platform while blind drunk some years ago. It was the middle of the night and probably nobody saw. But it was not a high point. 

 

[need2know]

Public pee alot.  Good times

 

[peaces]

Urine trouble

 

[Nugget]

Local police weigh in on the topic - Twitter 

 

[Mjolnirs]

It's always been a problem:  Oh piss boy

 

[prosopis]

Is it true that urinating in public can get you on the sexual offenders list for life?  I think that's crazy.  I've peed in public.  A lot.  My weiner my have been out, but there was nothing sexual about it.  I think there should be punishment.  Stiff punishment even.  But if it isn't stiff then there shouldn't be anything sexual in the charges.  That's crazy. 

PS: this France thing is gross.  Collecting it is so much worse than just watering a tree or bush. 

Yes its true

 

[The General]

I’m peeing in a Taco Bell parking lot right now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What seems odd is that Paris has public toilets (for a small fee) that are underground near Notre Dame (speaking from necessity of having to find one last year), which seems to be close to the one they feature in the article.  I don't know why they also add open, free toilets.  In general, I like the idea, but I'd sure hate to live near one of those.

SACTUARY!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I’m peeing in a Taco Bell parking lot right now.

Cleaner than using their bathroom.

 

[msommer]

Frogs can do what they want, but in my America, I piss where I want.  It's a basic liberty that our forefathers fought for on the sands of Hiroshima

You forgot to add "glass like" before sands

 

[Tom Servo]

Is it true that urinating in public can get you on the sexual offenders list for life?  I think that's crazy.  I've peed in public.  A lot.  My weiner my have been out, but there was nothing sexual about it.  I think there should be punishment.  Stiff punishment even.  But if it isn't stiff then there shouldn't be anything sexual in the charges.  That's crazy. 

I see you working here.

 

[Godsbrother]

I am waiting for the "Pooptrottoir"

 

[Thunderlips]

Is it true that urinating in public can get you on the sexual offenders list for life?  I think that's crazy.  I've peed in public.  A lot.  My weiner my have been out, but there was nothing sexual about it.  I think there should be punishment.  Stiff punishment even.  But if it isn't stiff then there shouldn't be anything sexual in the charges.  That's crazy. 

PS: this France thing is gross.  Collecting it is so much worse than just watering a tree or bush. 

I was told by a police officer (who caught me public urinating in an alley at a parade) that public urination...within a certain number of feet of children, can get you on a sexual offender list.  

 

[cockroach]

I was told by a police officer (who caught me public urinating in an alley at a parade) that public urination...within a certain number of feet of children, can get you on a sexual offender list.  

This is seriously one of my worst fears, but that stipulation is fine.   Haven't been anywhere near crossing that line.  Kids aren't out at 2+am and I only point my junk towards a wall/tree/bush/w/e

 

[the moops]

I was told by a police officer (who caught me public urinating in an alley at a parade) that public urination...within a certain number of feet of children, can get you on a sexual offender list.  

Sounds like he was just being a #### and trying to scare you

 

[tonydead]

Is it true that urinating in public can get you on the sexual offenders list for life?  I think that's crazy.  I've peed in public.  A lot.  My weiner my have been out, but there was nothing sexual about it.  I think there should be punishment.  Stiff punishment even.  But if it isn't stiff then there shouldn't be anything sexual in the charges.  That's crazy. 

PS: this France thing is gross.  Collecting it is so much worse than just watering a tree or bush. 

No.

At least not 7-8 yrs ago

Depends on what state you live in.  Some states require it for people who get caught peeing in public.  You have to be careful of which state you're in and state laws for public nudity.  In WA nudity is only against the law if you are purposely trying to offend someone.  It's definitely going to factor in where I choose to retire.

 

[tonydead]

Sounds like he was just being a #### and trying to scare you

  A bit dated, but, can't imagine all those states have reformed their laws since 2007.

 

[tonydead]

This is a good read.

 

[Thunderlips]

Sounds like he was just being a #### and trying to scare you

It worked.

Now, I only take poops in public alleys. 

 

[Ilov80s]

Maybe if Europe didn't charge people to use public restrooms they wouldn't have such a public urination problem. 

 

[Brony]

I was told by a police officer (who caught me public urinating in an alley at a parade) that public urination...within a certain number of feet of children, can get you on a sexual offender list.  

and on the police blotter.

 

[Galileo]

It worked.

Now, I only take poops in public alleys. 

Sadly, I have done this.  I really didn't have much choice.  It was coming out whether I wanted it to or not.  

 

[Galileo]

It's always been a problem:  Oh piss boy

"Keep searching...you'll find it"  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I was told by a police officer (who caught me public urinating in an alley at a parade) that public urination...within a certain number of feet of children, can get you on a sexual offender list.  

This is a good thing. I don't want anyone wizzing anywhere close to where I buy my girl scout cookies.