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[Bob Sacamano]

You have quite the eye for people's humors.

It's uncanny, really.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Was one of my more solid rounds for prompts tbqf. Could still use improvement obv.

I thought the prompts were very solid.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What do you want, a cookie?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

j/k

Your prompts are usually solid.

 

[hagmania]

What do you want, a cookie?

Look, I've been taking classes and working hard. A little recognition goes a long way for a Millennial, is it too much to ask?!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

:brentlaugh:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Look, I've been taking classes and working hard. A little recognition goes a long way for a Millennial, is it too much to ask?!

Who's a good boy?!?!?!?

 

[hagmania]

I'm a good boy.

 

[hagmania]

That's all the votes. Tally time.

 

[Cjw_55106]

 

[AAABatteries]

I was so ####### lost reading those instructions - I was like GM at a tanning salon.

 

[hagmania]

I was so ####### lost reading those instructions - I was like GM at a tanning salon.

Sorry d00d.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I was so ####### lost reading those instructions - I was like GM installing Netflix at a tanning salon.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I also voted against the 8 character license plate (because I was too dumb to figure out what it said )

I got it now though.  Not bad.

 

[AAABatteries]

Sorry d00d.

Pretty sure it was more me than you GB

 

[hagmania]

A. No one was surprised this new game show flopped, with a name like "Wheel of ________".1. Foreskin - 8 + 1 (win) + 1 (lash) = 10 pts2. clothes we took from the homeless - 0

IB bris-kly takes down fatguy with a QUIPLASH.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I also voted against the 8 character license plate (because I was too dumb to figure out what it said )

I got it now though.  Not bad.

lol

Again to Ring?  What means Again to Ring?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

A. No one was surprised this new game show flopped, with a name like "Wheel of ________".1. Foreskin - 8 + 1 (win) + 1 (lash) = 10 pts2. clothes we took from the homeless - 0

IB bris-kly takes down fatguy with a QUIPLASH.

Ouch

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Basically a perfect answer.

 

[hagmania]

B. Roger Goodell shocked the sports world when he announced the NFL's newest expansion team, the ________.1. Guadalajara Wallhoppers - 7 + 12. ##### Grabbers - 1

Bobby sends in a good answer and makes AAA pay for it.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Basically a perfect answer.

Thought it had a shot when it popped into my head.  

 

[Cjw_55106]

Basically a perfect answer.

No brainer. Fatguy stood no chance. 

 

[AAABatteries]

Wheel of semi-flaccid penises

 

[Cjw_55106]

Thought it had a shot when it popped into my head.  

Probably not the first time you got popped in the head by some foreskin. 

 

[AAABatteries]

B. Roger Goodell shocked the sports world when he announced the NFL's newest expansion team, the ________.1. Guadalajara Wallhoppers - 7 + 12. ##### Grabbers - 1

Bobby sends in a good answer and makes AAA pay for it.

1 pt! Suck it Fatguy!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Probably not the first time you got popped in the head by some foreskin. 

I only blow cut guys.

 

[AAABatteries]

Probably not the first time you got popped in the head by some foreskin. 

 

 

[AAABatteries]

I only blow cut guys.

PM sent

 

[hagmania]

C. Name a really good reason to break into your neighbor's house right now.1. I'm about to go on a Netflix binge and I'm all out of Zima. - 5 + 1 + 1 (mod discretion)2. Steal his goal post construction plans. - 3 + 1 (mod discretion)

Mod note: This and one other tied for best pair of responses imo. Dishing out points because I feel like it!

Cjw has nothing to worry about. He ices Worm.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I only blow cut guys.

:confirmed:

 

[Don't Noonan]

What in the sam hell is going on in here?

 

[Cjw_55106]

What in the sam hell is going on in here?

Depends. Are you Jewish? 

 

[Statorama]

Board needs more threads like this 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:brentlaugh:

We need to do more of these over here.

 

[hagmania]

D. The most boring use of a superpower ever.1. Using your laser vision to heat up your frozen burrito. - 32. Using X-Ray vision to see how much gas is left in your vehicle - 5 + 1

lard uses his superpower to win at silly games as he bests Foos.

 

[Don't Noonan]

Depends. Are you Jewish? 

Negative, ghostrider

 

[hagmania]

E. You can spot this license plate in the new presidential motorcade.1. P ON ME - 8 + 1 + 1 + 1 (daaaaaaaaayum)2. AGNTORNG - 0 + 1 (pity)

IB puts out a Russian hit and rains on Worm's parade with a QUIPLASH.

Double lash for IB, what are you, some sort of amateur improv artist?

 

[EYLive]

I tried to vote but didn't care enough to figger out the poal.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Man, even his "weak" answers pitch shutouts. 

 

[hagmania]

F. What would be your first clue that your blind date was a circus performer?1. When the waiter brings the meal and she starts spinning the plates on your shvantz. - 32. The beard. - 5 + 1

Foos swings past Bobby with the greatest of ease. After which I'm sure they have a lovely evening together.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just had a feeling.  Pretty sure it was worm I voted against the first time, too.

Deserved a better fate. 

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Just had a feeling.  Pretty sure it was worm I voted against the first time, too.

Deserved a better fate. 

I thought for sure it was me, but maybe not.  We both live in an 8 digit state.

 

[hagmania]

G. Tesla had to halt production on their self-driving car line after this incident occurred.1. Rectum? It damn near killed em! - 32. Car drove itself to the other side of the tracks to score some blow. - 5 + 1

lard puts this game on autopilot and cruises to his second win, this time over Cjw.

 

[hagmania]

H. The Banks children were forever scarred when Mary Poppins pulled ______ out of her bag.1. **** Van Dyke Dildo - 8 + 1 + 12. naked Trump - 0

Not even a spoonful of sugar can help this loss go down for fatguy, as AAA scars him with yet another QUIPLASH. Must be too much pregame fatguy. :harry:

 

[Idiot Boxer]

H. The Banks children were forever scarred when Mary Poppins pulled ______ out of her bag.1. **** Van Dyke Dildo - 8 + 1 + 12. naked Trump - 0

Not even a spoonful of sugar can help this loss go down for fatguy, as AAA scars him with yet another QUIPLASH. Must be too much pregame fatguy. :harry:

I liked this one.  Thought it could be tightened up a bit (Dildo Van Dyke, **** Van Dildo), but I couldn't quite come up with the right combination and in the end I think AAA was probably best off (obviously) submitting it as is.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Also: Trumpfatigue.

 

[hagmania]

Scores going into the final quip:

IB 21
lard 12
Bobby 11
AAA 11
Cjw 9
Foos 9
Worm 4
fatguy 0

Looks like IB is running away with it heading into our last round. However, there were 30 total votes sent in, and a winner's bonus of 3 points. Anything can happen! (Don't get your hopes up fatguy, Worm).
 

 

[AAABatteries]

I liked this one.  Thought it could be tightened up a bit (Dildo Van Dyke, **** Van Dildo), but I couldn't quite come up with the right combination and in the end I think AAA was probably best off (obviously) submitting it as is.

http://www.tzr.io/yarn-clip/24f2801f-5ef6-45ab-a392-9af495c7d607#rJZVZAGWJW.copy

ETA - "The Bert"

 

[hagmania]

Risky click of the day.

 

[hagmania]

Have you heard this company's new slogan? It's brutally honest. (Format: Company Name - Slogan)

1 point
Liverpool FC - YNSA - You'll Never Suck Alone
@AAABatteries can take this answer to the Eurotrash Forum.