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Nathan R. Jessep

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you can peel an orange and make it into parts to but you dont see any orange braggin about it jesus banana act like youve been there before take that to the bank bromigos
Agreed, SWCer. I don't even see the utility in splitting a banana into threes. Wouldn't even make a decent banana split, oddly enough. Was still a tad bewildered that it was possible.
 

Dezbelief

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you can peel an orange and make it into parts to but you dont see any orange braggin about it jesus banana act like youve been there before take that to the bank bromigos
Agreed, SWCer. I don't even see the utility in splitting a banana into threes. Wouldn't even make a decent banana split, oddly enough. Was still a tad bewildered that it was possible.
I do the three way split sometimes when adding bananas to cereal or oatmeal.
 

Dezbelief

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The new announcement marks the first time that researchers have managed to turn a stem cell from an adult male mouse into an egg. It’s a new variation on what scientists call in vitro gametogenesis. During in vitro gametogenesis, researchers create gametes (sperm and egg cells) from induced pluripotent stem cells, which are unspecialized cells converted from body tissue that researchers can then manipulate into, say, blood cells or neurons. Although the advance raises the possibility that men may someday be able to have biological children together, any such attempt remains a long way off, researchers emphasize.
 

beer 30

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Probably covered already someplace in here but I just ran across so indulge me. More crazy Egyptian stuff, have no idea how these made, how they got to where they are and/or what they were for since they are all empty. They made a box that technically, with the tools they had available, they shouldn't have been able to make...then they repeated it 24 more times.

 

Nathan R. Jessep

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Probably covered already someplace in here but I just ran across so indulge me. More crazy Egyptian stuff, have no idea how these made, how they got to where they are and/or what they were for since they are all empty. They made a box that technically, with the tools they had available, they shouldn't have been able to make...then they repeated it 24 more times.

That is fascinating. Aliens. Definitely going with aliens. :tinfoilhat:
 

Nathan R. Jessep

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fatness

against the grain
How do you get website images and text snippets to appear in a post (like Nathan's do for example)? I got it right once, and have forgotten.
 

fatness

against the grain

tri-man 47

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The article mentions a “pinhole effect,” and that’s something I stumbled across years ago when I started to need reading glasses. If I need to read something (like a product label in a store), if I make a small pinhole with my index finger curled into a circle, it effectively functions like I’m wearing reading glasses. I’m sure I look weird doing it, but in a pinch, it’s helpful.
 

Leroy Hoard

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Around 11:30 last night, paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area. Upon arriving on the site, they found 57-year old Christopher Adams inebriated, bloodied and naked on a henhouse floor with a loudly clucking 5-pound chicken sticking out of his rectum.
https://nevadanewsalert.com/viral/e...ive-adult-chichen-stuck-in-his-rectal-cavity/
Talk about a cry for help.
 

Nathan R. Jessep

Footballguy
How do you get website images and text snippets to appear in a post (like Nathan's do for example)? I got it right once, and have forgotten.
Just paste the link (without customizing the title.. not sure if that interferes or not). Some sites won't work though with that automatic display feature. Something with the site's server I'd guess.
 

fatness

against the grain
Around 11:30 last night, paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area. Upon arriving on the site, they found 57-year old Christopher Adams inebriated, bloodied and naked on a henhouse floor with a loudly clucking 5-pound chicken sticking out of his rectum.
https://nevadanewsalert.com/viral/e...ive-adult-chichen-stuck-in-his-rectal-cavity/
Talk about a cry for help.
It would have been even more puzzling if they found him on a road instead of a henhouse floor.
 

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