real life abbot and costello routine (1 Viewer)

[MC Gas Money]

I just went to McDonalds for 2 ice coffees.

Here was the exchange.

Me- two ice coffees

Dum dum- how many creams

Me- a couple

DD- 3?

Me- ..........ok, 3

DD- how many sugars

Me- none. I want two squirts of chocolate in each. ( I hand her $2.25)

DD- so you want mocha frappes? They are $3.49

Me- no I want two $1 ice coffees with two squirts of chocolate syrup in each. You arent blending a frappe

DD- I dont think you can have chocolate syrup

Me- instead of sugar I want two squirts of chocolate. Trust me its fine, I get it all the time

DD- ok

Dum Dum makes two hot coffees

Me- I wanted ice coffees

DD- oh sorry. What did you want in them

Me- ..........two creams and two squirts of chocolate syrup in each.

She makes them and puts them on the counter

Me- can I have a bag?

DD- ok. Do you want straws?

Me- no. Two spoons.

Vacant stare.

I pick up the bag, thank her and leave

FML

Maybe I should apply. I could snake my way to manager in a week.

 

[northern exposure]

I don't think you can afford those ice coffees man. BTW I question your ability as a writer. You mixed up the dialogue between the two characters.

 

[belljr]

How's walgreens?

 

[MC Gas Money]

How's walgreens?

I am not Em. Im just using his line

 

[northern exposure]

How's walgreens?

Wrong guy. Ask him how the black death metal band is going.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I would have made you pay extra for the chocolate......Chocolate is more expensive than sugar

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

You should try Dunkin Donuts, they will put in the syrup and cream and all that just like you ask.

 

[Chemical X]

was this exchange in spanish?

 

[MC Gas Money]

was this exchange in spanish?

No. I dont speak spanish.

 

[MC Gas Money]

You should try Dunkin Donuts, they will put in the syrup and cream and all that just like you ask.

They dont have dollar coffees and there isnt one nearby

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

You should try Dunkin Donuts, they will put in the syrup and cream and all that just like you ask.

They dont have dollar coffees and there isnt one nearby

Well I've actually gotten the iced coffee at McD's before and it always just takes a really long time.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I would have made you pay extra for the chocolate......Chocolate is more expensive than sugar

They never have.

 

[Rove!]

TLDR

 

[Jayrod]

I don't like this guy. Whatever the Schtick is, it's stupid.

We need more SWC around here.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I don't like this guy. Whatever the Schtick is, it's stupid.

We need more SWC around here.

This literally happened right before I posted it

 

[Jayrod]

I don't like this guy. Whatever the Schtick is, it's stupid.

We need more SWC around here.

This literally happened right before I posted it

This place isn't your personal twitter account, Ace.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I don't like this guy. Whatever the Schtick is, it's stupid.

We need more SWC around here.

This literally happened right before I posted it

This place isn't your personal twitter account, Ace.

How is a funny little anecdote innapropriate for the boards?

 

[Judge Smails]

Yep - that kind of competence really deserves a $15/hr living wage, or whatever it's called.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

You're averaging 75 posts per day, guy. Maybe less coffee is the answer.

 

[xulf]

So you frequently get iced coffee, smoke cigarettes, and have a smartphone... but are super poor?

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Abbott and Costello were real, you know. So, pretty much all of their routines already happened "in real life".

 

[apalmer]

I don't like this guy. Whatever the Schtick is, it's stupid.

We need more SWC around here.

This literally happened right before I posted it

This place isn't your personal twitter account, Ace.

How is a funny little anecdote innapropriate for the boards?

It isn't. Got one?

 

[Freelove]

I don't like this guy. Whatever the Schtick is, it's stupid.

We need more SWC around here.

This literally happened right before I posted it

This place isn't your personal twitter account, Ace.

How is a funny little anecdote innapropriate for the boards?

It isn't. Got one?

I'm not blown away or anything, but it's still orders of magnitude better than SWC.

 

[Jayrod]

I don't like this guy. Whatever the Schtick is, it's stupid.

We need more SWC around here.

This literally happened right before I posted it

This place isn't your personal twitter account, Ace.

How is a funny little anecdote innapropriate for the boards?

It isn't. Got one?

I'm not blown away or anything, but it's still orders of magnitude better than SWC.

You shut your whore mouth!!! I will freaking fight you right now.

 

[NCCommish]

I don't like this guy. Whatever the Schtick is, it's stupid.

We need more SWC around here.

This literally happened right before I posted it

This place isn't your personal twitter account, Ace.

How is a funny little anecdote innapropriate for the boards?

It isn't. Got one?

I'm not blown away or anything, but it's still orders of magnitude better than SWC.

Hardly

 

[Freelove]

Dumb guy gets played out as a routine fast.

It's got more legs if it's funny, but SWC isn't.

 

[Jayrod]

Dumb guy gets played out as a routine fast.

It's got more legs if it's funny, but SWC isn't.

SWC isn't dumb and the brohan taglines are epic.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Dumb guy gets played out as a routine fast.

It's got more legs if it's funny, but SWC isn't.

SWC isn't dumb and the brohan taglines are epic.

Seriously... SWC is a good dude too. Def not an ####### or attention whore. No reason to insult the dude, especially with an over-the-top comparison like this.

 

[TheIronSheik]

So basically, the guy with no job and who lives in a halfway house is making fun of the person who has a job? Maybe you should be saving that money you spend on coffee and start using it for some super genius type stuff. Like finding a place to live.

"Hey, everybody! Check out how dumb this person is who's doing better than me."