Revisting Classic "GOLD" postings (1 Viewer)

[snogger]

Time to liven this up with some classic postings that kept the FFA alive.
These are from Herbert the Hippo who unfortunately hasn't been seen for years

First from "A note to my coworker":

Good morning Ms. "I lost some weight so now I think I look hot",

First off, major props on losing a nice chunk of weight. The problem here is that going from the size of a Sumatran elephant to the size of a Tibetan yak is good but it doesn't give you the right to wear tight fitting clothes. All of that excess loose hanging fat stuffed into a tight skirt makes you look like the Michelin man. Oh and one more thing sweetie, losing weight doesn't hide the ugly.

Sincerely,

HTH

Next up, from the "Fat woman at work" thread :

She was wearing purple today so I called her Barney. She did not seemed amused. If she reports this to management how much trouble can I get in? Also, if I have to lie about it what can I say I actually said instead of Barney?

P.S. I also hummed the Barney theme song. TIA for any help.

Many.. MANY from the "Colonoscopy preparation today" Thread but let's start with:

I can't drink anymore of this crap...... I'm peeing out of my poop chute............

Herbert is missed  

Feel free to add your favorites

 

[Mr. Ected]

It's sad that the "A note to my coworker" thread hasn't had any activity in a year.

Hopefully this will generate some interest. Was always one of my favorite threads.