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[Doctor Detroit]

-Never drink from a glass at a restaurant in Sub-Saharan Africa.

-Do not use a credit card that you acquired for the purpose of a 0% balance transfer. Most are hitting you with 19%+ APR on additional purchases. Shelve it until it's all paid off.

-Don't encourage people who like Lindsey Graham and dislike Bill Murray, they are as evil as evil gets.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Don't read the Ebola thread.

Also, for credit cards

AMEX cards start with 3

VISA with 4

MC with 5

Discover with 6

I hate when people ask me what type card it is, if you are taking the information you should know this.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Don't read the Ebola thread.

Either one of them.

 

[Michael Brown]

Find a chick who looks great in yoga pants. Marry her.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

If it feels like more than 2 fingers it's probably a ####

 

[Wingnut]

Find a chick who looks great in yoga pants. Marry her.

But dont if she doesn't like giving mouth hugs.

 

[matuski]

Find a chick who looks great in yoga pants. Marry her.

Better yet, find a chick who's mom looks good in yoga pants.

Looking good in yoga pants is much harder at 40 than 25. Learning this the hard way.

 

[ChiefD]

Sleep with his wife.

 

[pollardsvision]

Just saw Sam's is carrying a line of cheap tri-ply skillets. 10" is only $25. Great deal. Not even made in China. Well, Brazil but still.

They do have some fantastic non-stick skillets that actually are made in the US. If you are into non-stick skillets.

 

[eoMMan]

Wash your hands.

Drink lots of water.

Breathe and don't react so fast.

 

[McGarnicle]

Put trolls on ignore.

Watch out for an Adam's apple.

Socks, then shoes.

 

[Christo]

Start hiding money

 

[Christo]

It's probably ball cancer

 

[Christo]

Thursday night NFL sucks

 

[Christo]

Fat chicks

 

[McGarnicle]

Thursday night NFL sucks

Yeah I hate 1-point games going into the 4th quarter.

 

[Dentist]

Thursday night NFL sucks

 

[fantasycurse42]

Thursday night NFL sucks

SD vs Den next week

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Just saw Sam's is carrying a line of cheap tri-ply skillets. 10" is only $25. Great deal. Not even made in China. Well, Brazil but still.

They do have some fantastic non-stick skillets that actually are made in the US. If you are into non-stick skillets.

I like where this is going...

 

[Dentist]

Thursday night NFL sucks

SD vs Den next week

would be a better game on Sunday without a short week.

Tonight was the only real competitive game this year... 1 good game in 6 weeks is a problem.

But it will never die... no matter that it causes problems for FFL teams and pick 'em leagues everywhere...

 

[Tecumseh]

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

 

[Mister CIA]

never assume you are anonymous

 

[Mister CIA]

Don't let your meat loaf.

 

[Hot Diggity Dog]

Don't believe the hype, sleeping with his wife won't fix the problem, or make you feel better, beyond the temporary pleasure of your orgasm.

 

[MikeIke]

It isn't pee.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Avoid certain things, but exploit others

 

[Ignoramus]

Incognito browsing. Use it.

 

[TobiasFunke]

If you're looking for some tunes check out the CVS Bangers series

 

[eoMMan]

A discussion about politics or gun control will never end in "Good, glad we got that all settled.".

 

[Annyong]

A discussion about politics or gun control will never end in "Good, glad we got that all settled.".

try me

 

[fantasycurse42]

Thursday night NFL sucks

SD vs Den next week

would be a better game on Sunday without a short week.

Why is this? There are 9 other games Sunday at 1 and then another handful at 4 (EST)... & then a nightcap of SF vs Den.

I see no issues with the game last night that ended with a blocked field goal.

 

[Annyong]

Thursday night NFL sucks

SD vs Den next week

would be a better game on Sunday without a short week.

Why is this? There are 9 other games Sunday at 1 and then another handful at 4 (EST)... & then a nightcap of SF vs Den.

I see no issues with the game last night that ended with a blocked field goal.

did you have a problem with the other 5 that sucked?

 

[Spike]

Sort of in line with the earlier post to the effect of "look at her mother in yoga pants" is one my dad told me when I was in my teens and boy, has it ever held true:

If you want to see what a girl will be like, look at her mother (not just looks but also demeanor); that's what she will look like and who she'll be in 20-30 years.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Socks, then shoes.

Just to be a rebel I'll sometimes go sock-shoe-sock-shoe.

 

[Annyong]

Socks, then shoes.

Just to be a rebel I'll sometimes go sock-shoe-sock-shoe.

How big is the 2nd pair of shoes?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Thursday night NFL sucks

SD vs Den next week

would be a better game on Sunday without a short week.

Why is this? There are 9 other games Sunday at 1 and then another handful at 4 (EST)... & then a nightcap of SF vs Den.

I see no issues with the game last night that ended with a blocked field goal.

did you have a problem with the other 5 that sucked?

The Texans/Colts game was def entertaining last week too.

I'd be happier if they evened out the early and late games on Sunday instead of removing TNF. The spread of 10 early / 3 late or 9 early / 4 late needs to be slightly adjusted.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Thursday night NFL sucks

SD vs Den next week

would be a better game on Sunday without a short week.

Why is this? There are 9 other games Sunday at 1 and then another handful at 4 (EST)... & then a nightcap of SF vs Den.

I see no issues with the game last night that ended with a blocked field goal.

I have more of an issue with 9-10 early games & only 3-4 late games. Makes my redzone day chill too quickly. No reason a couple more east/Midwest games can't start @ 4:00.

 

[FUBAR]

Thursday night NFL sucks

SD vs Den next week

would be a better game on Sunday without a short week.

Why is this? There are 9 other games Sunday at 1 and then another handful at 4 (EST)... & then a nightcap of SF vs Den.

I see no issues with the game last night that ended with a blocked field goal.

last night was a great game.

But usually, good teams play better with a full week of practice / prep.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

There were these two bulls sitting on top of a hill overlooking a pasture full of cows. The smaller one looked at the bigger one and said "Hey dad, let's run down there and ***** one of those cows!". The bigger one looked back and said "No, son. Let's walk down there and **** them all."

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Socks, then shoes.

Just to be a rebel I'll sometimes go sock-shoe-sock-shoe.

How big is the 2nd pair of shoes?

Obviously big enough to cover another shoe & 2 socks.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Thursday night NFL sucks

SD vs Den next week

would be a better game on Sunday without a short week.

Why is this? There are 9 other games Sunday at 1 and then another handful at 4 (EST)... & then a nightcap of SF vs Den.

I see no issues with the game last night that ended with a blocked field goal.

last night was a great game.

But usually, good teams play better with a full week of practice / prep.

Maybe they found the formula yesterday. One good team and one bad team.

 

[Godsbrother]

Wheat pennies.

 

[pollardsvision]

There were these two bulls sitting on top of a hill overlooking a pasture full of cows. The smaller one looked at the bigger one and said "Hey dad, let's run down there and ***** one of those cows!". The bigger one looked back and said "No, son. Let's walk down there and **** them all."

Heard that one from a buddy of mine's Dad who is full of great wisdom.

His most important nugget: "Treat a whore like a lady, and a lady like a whore"

His son, btw, is about 300 pounds and pushing 40 with a 24 YO actress for a wife.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Lord loves a workin' man

Don't trust whitey

See a doctor and get rid of it

 

[MikeIke]

Sort of in line with the earlier post to the effect of "look at her mother in yoga pants" is one my dad told me when I was in my teens and boy, has it ever held true:

If you want to see what a girl will be like, look at her mother (not just looks but also demeanor); that's what she will look like and who she'll be in 20-30 years.

I'm screwed...

 

[avoiding injuries]

Sort of in line with the earlier post to the effect of "look at her mother in yoga pants" is one my dad told me when I was in my teens and boy, has it ever held true:

If you want to see what a girl will be like, look at her mother (not just looks but also demeanor); that's what she will look like and who she'll be in 20-30 years.

I'm screwed...

We all are

 

[Annyong]

Socks, then shoes.

Just to be a rebel I'll sometimes go sock-shoe-sock-shoe.

How big is the 2nd pair of shoes?

Obviously big enough to cover another shoe & 2 socks.

Yeah, I was gonna try this. I bet it would look hilarious.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Socks, then shoes.

Just to be a rebel I'll sometimes go sock-shoe-sock-shoe.

How big is the 2nd pair of shoes?

Obviously big enough to cover another shoe & 2 socks.

Yeah, I was gonna try this. I bet it would look hilarious.

And it would still look better than wearing socks with sandals.

 

[Sammy3469]

Fat chicks

The corollary is Go ugly early

 

[Jayrod]

It is easy to grow, only having three major requirements - plenty of sunshine, good drainage and good air circulation. It looks pleasant in the garden and grows pretty purple, pink, blue or white flowers in summer. When harvested and dried, it can be used as a stuffing for poultry, rabbit, pork, and baked fish, and can also be used in sausage or meat loaves.